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2013

19

Dec

Jennifer Lawrence vs Butt Plugs of the Day

I know that people are probably posting this Jennifer Lawrence story and giggling amongst themselves in their offices because people have very little going on and butt plugs is such a funny word…and such a naughty toy to prude bitches who don’t like anal play because they’ve never had anal because like the guys and Duck Dynasty, why stick it in the shitter when there is a dripping pussy next store, because I guess we’ve lost our Christianity and use contraceptives and anal isn’t the only full proof option for no babies

I know I would much rather watch Jennifer Lawrence with her butt plugs, that I am sure she didn’t use, because otherwise she wouldn’t be telling this story on Conan, even if she was an anal fiend, unless this is just her way of making fun of the fact that she got busted with anal plugs you know diffusing the story because no one likes admitting they use anal plugs, they but that shit anonymous online…because with every gag gift you give someone in the form of a sex toy…it will always get used at least just once because it is there…

So my assumption is, Jennifer Lawrence is into ass play, has used butt plugs, is joking about it, because let’s face it it’s not a big deal, and now her maid and anyone who finds her dead after a drug overdose knows it was just jokes.

Posted in:Jennifer Lawrence

2013

19

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The thing that amazes me most about the world is that we are not allowed to have an opinion that the masses think is politically correct…yet the people who are telling us not to hate or be negative are full of shit and haters too…and not just cuz they are hating on haters but because if you hang with one of these assholes posting about homophobia and duck dynasty on Facebook…you’ll learn that they make fun of people too because everyone does they just pretend they don’t…fuck em all…hate who you want to hate.

Here are the morning stepLINKS…..

The 10 Worst X-Mas Songs ever
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Redheads!
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Alessandra Ambrosio Does the X-Mas
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The Best Picture You Will See Today
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These Girls Do What they are Told….
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Big Tits!
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The Best Nelson Mandela Quotes to Use on your Friends
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Scientifically Accurate Santa
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REMEMBER – ELF with PUGS? GENIUS.
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20 Smart Celebs
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Exclusive Drunken Stepfather Discount – Get the Best Porn
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2013

18

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

The funniest thing with one night stands, like not the kind you pay for, but the kind you find in a bar or on the internet, is that the sluts you’ve never met who you are fucking, are the ones who want to kiss the most, cuddle the most, and feel loved the most, because they are broken the most…you know eagerly seeking intimacy and romance one stranger at a time…especially this time of year…when the daddy issues shine!

So Many Asses for Wednesday
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Miranda Kerr Botox Face
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Mayor Tom Ford Dances
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Some Chick Named George in a Bikini – Lookin’ Good
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ELF the PUG Edition – WTF – There is a God
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Jenna Dewan in a Bikini Top
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Funny Christmas Moments
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Sasha Grey Nude – But Not For Porn Pics
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The Craziest Dash Cam Video of the Year
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Miley in Shorts!
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Emmy Rossum in a Magazine
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The Hottest Christina Aguilera Pics
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Lohan Loves Cocaine
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Boner in your Pants Fails
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Fuck That Ass, Fuck It Good
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Ariana Grande Cameltoe
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The BEst Gym Video Ever
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Celebs Who NEver Age
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Vanessa Hudgens in Overalls
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Random Half Naked Slut….
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Naked Models in Vogue Russia
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Bitch Just Loves Black Cock
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Christmas Cards for Single People
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Girls Playing Videogames
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Girl I Want to Fuck in Esquire
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Alessandra Ambrosio Does Xmas
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Ultimate Rubber Band Gun
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The Real Walter White Sentenced 12 Years for Meth
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Edita Vilkeviciute Titties!
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Girl Knocks Herself Out
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Elizabeth Olsen Photoshoot…Hipster
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Teeter Totter Fail
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Bieber is Retiring
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Naked Girls in VOLO Magazine
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Cara Delevingne Overrated in Vogue
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Here’s a babe and her Sexy Irish X-Mas Dance
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Girls With Tattoos
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More Pics of Brooklyn Decker on the Beach
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The Homophobes from Duck Dynsasty
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Miley Cyrus in Short Shorts
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Get Girls To Love You With Toys…Everyone Like Toys
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These Girls Do What they are Told….
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Exclusive Drunken Stepfather Discount – Get the Best Porn
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Nude Beach Floaties
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Some Chick Stripping
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I like to make girls squirt and this is how I learned How…
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Lingerie X-Mas Dance
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OBNOXIOUS SHIRT OF THE DAY
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FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW
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VISIT THE VERY MERRY HOLIDAY ADVENT CALENDAR

Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

18

Dec

Emily Ratajkowski GIF of the Day

This is Emily Ratajkowski pulling down her panties in a GQ shoot that I guess is for December…she’s pulling down her panties like this was on the Kanye video that gave her her big break…at least if you think being flown around by Kanye as the bitch he fucks is a big break…that lead to nude shoots…and that lead to Blurred lines…and that lead to her going viral when probably already having a few viruses …making this her year in all her fake lips that are apparently not fake lips glory…

I like her and her body, even if she’s too “famous” for me now.

Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski

2013

18

Dec

Cora Keegan Nude Pictures for Jason Lee Parry of the Day


Cora Keegan used to text me and fuck around with me…we were the best friends ever on the internet. I would write her love songs and she’d ignore me 80 percent of the time…but like anything…that ignoring became 100 percent of the time…but I will never forget the beautiful time we had…while I resent her and everything about her as I stare and her evil, heart breaking, tits….

Sure it never worked out for us, but at 6 feet tall, we would just looked like the number 10 walking down the street and no one wants that, especially not a bitch who makes 10k a day modelling…even if she only works 1 day a month….if that…and the rest of the time is spent having unprotected sex with guys in bands.

I like to think there is still hope for us…it is chrismas and miracles happen.

PS – these are old pics…but new to you since you’ve never heard of this bitch.

Posted in:Cora Keegan|NSFW

2013

18

Dec

Claudia Romani’s Hottest Video Ever of the Day

I have been trying to get Claudia Romani naked in bed for the last year or so.

For those of you who don’t know, she’s the girl who is always showing off her round Italian butt in Miami in bikini paparazzi pics.

Well it turns out that our friends over at VENICE CHIC TV beat us to it and the good news is, I don’t mind eating his sloppy seconds…because Claudia Romani, whoever she may be and wherever she may be from, is just that good.

Posted in:Claudia Romani

2013

18

Dec

Miley Cyrus is a Christmas Miracle of the Day

Miley Cyrus is so festive. It’s just too bad she’s too famous to do a mall tour, because I think this is what kids need to be exposed to at a young age, face to face, not just in pictures on the internet they follow, because building character and the youth up from this promises a very fucking weird future…I mean when I was growing up no babes were grinding santa half naked….only santa was grinding up on little boys half naked…but in his defence he was drunk and they didn’t really screen for pedophiles as well back then…they just assumed the broke motherfucker applying for the mall santa job had good intentions…

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2013

18

Dec

Kelly Brook Bikini Thickness of the Day

Kelly Brook is so thick….yet she is posting videos of her showering with her friend…something I assume all girls do together…because the idea of girls comparing vaginas and tits is what I would do if I was a girl…and because it seems like something girls would do in their catty, hate each other while pretending to love each other, even though they are competing with each other for male attention way…and I am the one watching it, making a bigger deal than her hips, which are pretty big out of it…as she pushes 40 and I push my boundaries of acceptable weight for a girl I want to have sit on my face…because I guess we’re working together here, even if Kelly Brook doesnt’ know I exist.

Posted in:Kelly Brook

2013

18

Dec

Izabel Goulart Fitness Moment of the Day


Izabel Goulart is so fit….and her instagram promotes it every fucking day and I like to watch because fit girls turn me on, and more importantly because fat girls hate fit girls or VS model type girls calling them unnatural, when all it really is is work…this girl works out all the fucking time on her body and that’s why it is a expensive high priced machine I want to chip my tooth on…so haters gonna hate…while this bitch is gonna live forever…cuz she’s all bionic woman and shit.

I am a fan of people who work at it…and a bigger fan of working it to their pics.

Posted in:Izabel Goulart

2013

18

Dec

Carmen Electra Lives of the Day

Sometimes I look at Carmen Electra and wonder if she realizes she’s 100 fucking years old.

Even the fact she calls herself Carmen Electra still is so funny to me. It’s like bitch needs to grow up already…and look the part her face as chosen for her…being middle aged housewife with pictures of herself on her wall to remember the good years.

That’s all I have to say about that.

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