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2013

31

Dec

Reporter Passes Out of the Day

There is something highly erotic about local newscasters that I like to called failed fucking dreams….they are these talking heads who think they are really important because they finally got themselves on TV but in the grand scheme of things they totally don’t matter to people one town over…it’s like such a limited celebrity that you know comes with just as much annoying ego because them…they are stars…stars who only really shine when they pull stunts like this that make the world care…good job…but maybe I just like the whole act of passing out…it’s kinda how I get laid.

Here’s another reporter being silly “fairing” with a late Spider Man

Posted in:Videos

2013

31

Dec

Cheryl Cole in a Bikini of the Day


I wonder if people actually care about Cheryl Cole…some white trash girl who fucked the right people, landed a place in some fabricated UK Band like the Spice Girls, and leveraged it to hosting on TV and marrying then divorcing some rich dude as a back-up plan if she happened to burn through her money…all because she was and still is pretty hot as fuck…because I know I care..I think she’s great…from Prison tattoos to spread asshole I haven’t seen, but would like to see, because the asshole is the window to a girl’s soul..I’m a fucking fan…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2013

31

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The problem with coaching girls you are sexting in how to sext is that in the end you are really just sexting with yourself….and I guess that makes your masturbating that you think you’re doing with another person over your phone…just masturbating with yourself..the way it was meant to be…and that’s almost as bad as a masturbating while crying joke, but not as played the fuck out…

Here are some morning links…


Top 10 Most Overrated Models
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Reporter Passes Out on Air
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Hot Celebs
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Eat a Slice With me – Documentary
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How Not to Load a Tank
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Kim and Kanye Like S’MOres!
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Tramp Stamp Tuesday
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The Best Movies and TV SHows of 2013 According to Complex
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Celebrities That Still Live With Their Parents
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6 Types of Kisses You Can Get on New Years
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I Fall in Love with Cam Girls Every Day….
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2013

30

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

New Years Eve is tomorrow, which is pretty exciting if you are a generic, obvious, suburban fuck who thinks that miraculously being one year closer to your death, another year old, the change of a calendar is going to all of a sudden change you as a person.

The new year will not bring you hope, or make your dreams come true, your unrealistic bullshit expectations you set for yourself won’t materialize, and even your partying with friends that you expect to be awesome, will suck…

But you have another day of trying to think positive about the whole thing, and while you do that, here are some stepLINKS…to tide you over until I bring you more life changing words of wisdom tomorrow…

Best NEWS of the Day – Masturbating Meth Head….
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Russian Model with Huge Tits
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Anastasia Ashley Bikini on the Beach Pics
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Ashley Sky in FHM
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Rihanna Drunk in a Bikini
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9 Cork Fail GIFs for New Years Eve
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Jordan Carver’s Big Fucking Tits…
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Chloe Mafia Tit Slip
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I am So Into Courtney Stodden’s Implants
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The Best Things Stuck in People’s Asses in 2013
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Jessica Alba is a Hot Mom
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Kris Jenner Tried to Get the Ugly One a Nose Job When She Was 9
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Jennifer Aniston is Too Old for a Bikini
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Amanda Bynes REality Show
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Ashley Sky in FHM
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The BEST Tit And Pussy Wardrobe Malfunctions of 2013!
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Miley Face Fucks Kellan Lutz
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So Many Stephanie Seymour Bikini Pics
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51 Hottest TV SHow Moms
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10 Painful Sled Fails
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Fun Activities that Actually Suck
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Alyson Brie in NYLON 2012
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The Girl With the Biggest BUTT
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12 Things You Didn’t Know About Ben Affleck.
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Pam Anderson Jogs
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Grease That Ass Up And Slide Right On In…Half The Population Already Has…
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The Year in Weird Crime Stories…
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59 Pics of Eliza Dushku
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Bizarre Things Dropped on New Years Eve
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Britney Spears does Vegas Shoot
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Miley Cyrus Legs
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Today in CHAZ BONER
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26 Ways to Be Sketchy Using Online Dating…
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Help Find these Missing Unidentified Tits
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You Need one of these in your Bag of Tricks…
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I Fall in Love with Cam Girls Every Day….
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Drunken Stepfather Discount – Get the Best Porn
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Baseball Bat Insertion
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Some Babe Naked with Oranges
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Hot Asian Webcam
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Today’s Webcam Star
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Shit Eaters of the Day
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Children’s Playground Masturbation
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I LIKE TO SEE GIRLS SQUIRT….SQUIRT…SQUIRT
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SOME AMAZING OBNOXIOUS SHIRTS
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FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW ON INSTAGRAM
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2013

30

Dec

Anastasia Ashley’s Surfer Butt on the Beach in her Bikini of the Day

2013 has been the year of the surf girl butt…and Anastasia Ashley, has been the single more important surf girl butt. She’s been the most relevant and the most spectacular surf girl butt and in a lot of way she’s been the leader, even the ambassador, even the fucking governor or president, up on some commander in chief of the surf girl…who all the other surf girl butts look up to and aspire to be…

She has been dominating the surf girl butt movement, something that she has been part of since she was 5…but the rest of us only cared about this past year…because I guess surfing is making a comeback, it is one of those aspirational sports that we all wish, even the obese canadians, that we could be a part of it, because you spend your life on the fucking beach with hot women…and seeing girls living that life, with their amazing surf girl butt bodies…is just fucking erotic…enough to want to marry, get pregnant, and start a family with…or inside…ideally with my mouth…

Anastasia Ashley is pretty fucking perfect, I am her number 1 fan and I want her to give my face surf lessons with her vagina… and she’s rocking’ her POPDAT CULTURE SHIRT that you all need.


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2013

30

Dec

Jennifer Aniston is a Bikini Monster of the Day


I saw Meet the Millers where Jennifer Aniston played a stripper monster who had no business stripping thanks to being 100 fucking years old…but it was a movie and I’ve been to strip clubs and know the broken down women in their 40s who still strip and hate it…so I could let it slide as a slice of reality in an otherwise pile of shit…the sadness in her face as she tried to be sexy knowing she isn’t sexy…

But here she is being a bikini monster far too old, and possibly pregnant, even if she’s likely too old to be pregnant…and the whole thing is scary to me…like a horrible nightmare that I may be taking bit too seriously, because with all inappropriate or misappropriation of bikinis, I can always turn the other way and look elsewhere, but really the fuck would I do that, I am totally into train wrecks…in the form of women who think they still got it.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Jennifer Aniston

2013

30

Dec

Nina Agdal for Beach Bunny of the Day

Nina Agdal, a model I like to think of as Adam Levine’s unwanted leftovers that are tainted with his semen – provided he is actually hetero and not just a girl models “fuck” because it is good for their marketing….

She is also owned by Sports Illustrated, used in campaigns for affiliated bikini companies, that people like me promote because it’s a girl in a bikini..

She also has a downs syndrome face, that you may or may not notice when staring at her photoshopped body…and the whole thing is uninteresting…but what is interesting is that Kate Upton was considered hotter and a bigger deal than her…and Kate Upton’s success or popularity robbed Nina of her cover…

Leaving her a broken women, who probably feels like she fucking sucks, her man left her for a VS Angel/model…and her dream cover shoot she felt she was owed since she gave her life to Sports Illustrated, it was her everything, was giving to a fat model..and I like that kind of failure on the inside even when in a place so many girls wish they were at…my kind of broken.

Posted in:Nina Agdal

2013

30

Dec

Rihanna’s Booty Does Barbados Proper of the Day

Rihanna just finished her trip back home for the Holidays, and in doing that she took every opportunity to let us know that she’s a real Caribbean, that booty dancing was based on her West Indian people, and that any white girl, or even American black girl trying to pull it off, just can’t compete with the real fucking deal, at least that’s how I read into the pics of her bikini clad ass she’s posted to instagram the last couple of days, I mean she’s Rihanna, her fans will still be there for her when she’s done her vacation, yet she needs the reassurance that they like her booty…especially when it is photoshopped before it got posted…it’s all a fucking scam…and the most interesting scam of it all is that Rihanna, according to Barbados locals, when 14, used this ass to trick some pervert who was paying to fuck it, to make her a star, and look at her now…a whore who has made it yet who is still seeking to fill that void that made her a whore in the first place even after all that money…my kind of girl.

TO SEE MORE PICS OF RIHANNA IN A BIKINI CLICK HERE

Posted in:Rihanna

2013

30

Dec

Cara Delevingne Shitty Sword Fight of the Day

Cara Delevingne confuses me…

She’s got the face of a handicapped girl throwing up, and the body of an average at best skinny girl who does a lot of cocaine, no fitness, and eats a bit too much cheese and baguette when back in France…

I’m talking, dumpy, uninteresting, weird faced, and not cute, unless she was maybe an animal at the fucking zoo….but not for a successful “It” Girl model…

I mean she’s in a bikini and she does absolutely nothing for me, I feel like I’m looking the awkward nerdy bitch no one wanted to fuck who compensated with a big personality…

Yet, she’s not just a fashion model, with that hipster look, who photographs well, with hair and make-up, lights and a good photographer…you know that that brands use to stay hip and relevant…

She’s a fucking Victoria’s Secret model…yet she looks average a best…proving a few things, like that Victoria’s Secret is just attaching themselves to whatever is popular because they can afford to, that celebrities like Rihanna, make friends with whoever is considered cool by the media, that no one cares about a substantial body anymore, and more importantly, that everything we see is a fucking fabricated lie that doesn’t hold any merit or truth, and that talentless underserving cunts usually are the ones they feed us, when the real quality is stuck working at a diner cuz their dad or their social life didn’t get the right dick shoved down their throat.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF HER IN A BIKINI CLICK HERE

Posted in:Cara Delevingne

2013

30

Dec

Emanuela de Paula Catalog Model of the Day

Our life, at least my life, since this is my site and all about me and my personal interests that aren’t actually my interests, but rather my scam to trick people to read my broken english and bad jokes, because it validates my existence like a sad girl with no daddy sucking her first dick on camera for the glory of showing the world you are broken and have no soul…is not complete without shitty catalog bikini pics featuring some model with a hot ass…because models with hot asses, even if they are a dime a dozen thanks to the internet, instagram, hormones in the food and fitness…are still my fucking favorite, and bikini catalog pics, something that used to be exciting are so fucking boring, that they make masturbation to them a challenge, and when you don’t get off the couch, some competitive sport, even if it is competing with yourself, is essential for survival..

Today, her that model is Emanuela de Paula, she’s from Brazil, 24, half black, which is black enough to be considered black by the industry at the KKK, and she’s done all kinds for modelling, and here is a sample..

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