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2013

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Lady Gaga and R-Kelly Behind the Scenes Picture of the Day

Terry Richardson is directing the R-Kelly and Lady Gaga video and he posted a behind the scenes picture of them in a white studio, Gaga in lingerie on all fours while Kelly pretty much overpower her…remaining me of every time Gaga went to the gay bathhouse back when she had a dick…

It’s not very controversial, it’s more like 3 people who are out of ideas coming together saying “anything we do will get watched, let’s just do what’s easy and what we don’t have to leave the studio for, I want to be done in an hour, I have naps to take”….

But I guess you can always imagine she’s about to get peed on, progressing in her artistic direction, into a place she should be…a place we call the “Kim Kardashian Urinal”…black guy peeing on overly famous for nothing white enough girls…

Who cares.

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Maja Krag for Some Bikini Line of the Day

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Today, I fell in love with a girl and her name is Maja Krag. A model who is from Denmark, at least according to this MODEL AGENCY TEAR SHEET where you can learn all about her measurements, in the event you want to make a life sized replica of her, but more importantly where you can see some of her titty work….all models, especially the euros have titty work.

I’ve never heard of her, this is my first post on her, and she’s posing in some bikini campaign, good enough to inspire me to sing her love songs, and hold her tall girl hands, gazing in her eyes and planning our future together…and by that I mean trying to masturbate to her and failing because according to every radio and TV commercial, I have low testosterone and I am not a man, and I should do something about that, because that’s the new hustle….

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Alessandra Ambrosio for The Edit of the Day

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Alessandra Ambrosio is a bikini model, so these pics of her modelling bikinis in The Edit may be shocking to you.

This is like Kim K releasing another sex tape, or Beyonce giving away an album because no one would ever by her shit, she’s got a lot of money, coupled with her thinking she’s a patron saint sent to rule the world with song, thanks to an ego that’s been fed more than her fried chicken ass and all the publicity upside it comes with….

Only the bikini model version, which is a lot better than shitty self righteous bottom feeding cunts, because because bikinis models are angels sent from heaven…and Alessandra Ambrosio is one of the leaders…

She also leads in mom here to show other moms they are fat and lazy and that their banding together to perpetuate a lie that it’s ok to have pregnancy weight is in fact not ok…and I like that about her…

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Michelle Jenneke Shitty Bikini Pics of the Day

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Michelle Jenneke was the rugged hurdler everyone fell in love with thanks to her cute, smiling warm up video, without googling to see the monster she is without that cute, smiling warm up dance….but lucky for you, two years and an SI Spread later, she’s put herself in a bikini, only to take a few selfies for the fans, and it really isn’t not quite bikini model enough for me, but a lot too strong and big….

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Creepy Dad of the Day

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Here are a couple of 25 year old Plastic Surgery sisters who look like they are 40 thanks to their creeper dad who does surgeries on them because he’s some kind of pervert with a god complex.

The kind of guy who wants his kids to look perfect, at least according to him, because he’s a plastic surgeon. Or maybe he’s embarrassed by his kids not being perfect, even if one of his kids is black trying to look white, because you can’t have a walking billboard for your brand looking like shit…

That’s the rich Orange County way, I wonder if he’s done some vaginal rejuvenation on them…I am sure he would…because he’s more of a creeper then the dad who just jerks of to his daughter’s friends after a pool party…

Either way, this is weird….but I guess the more I talk to people, the more I see they have Botox, even at 23, the more I realize people in the future are all going to look like freakish cat people…

This is totally unnecessary shit. Really. I find this fake beauty ugly as fuck. Counter productive to actual beauty…

The only plastic surgery I understand is a nose job, or tits if their tits are really bad, the rest of this shit, awful…

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Isabela Soncini Bikini Catalog Model of the Day

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Isabela Soncini is the Bikini Catalog model of the day, posing in shit that’s hardly interesting, but still in a bikini, making that totally OK, because sometimes porn is just boring and repetitive and all we need is a little bikini model erotica to get our fire started, in this world that is all about gaping spread vaginas – but that doesn’t need to be.

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Cat Saving Gone Wrong and Other Videos of the Day

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This is probably the worst video you will see today….

It is a video of a cat being saved from an electrical pole, only to not be saved at all. I assume this ended tragically and that makes this video pretty sad especially on the internet, where cats are fucking king.

I don’t like seeing cats die…and you probably don’t either so here’s a hispanic kicking some people off the bus

And here’s a former cage fighter fucking with someone trying to rob him

And here’s some Swans surfing…

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Pixie Lott Performing in a Little Skirt of the Day

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Pixie Lott is some hot young UK singer who was clever enough to get on stage at some UK Christmas event.

She looks like she’s young enough for me to try to date without getting arrested by while getting her family very fucking angry…but more importantly she looks like someone who really gets that if you’re on stage, and people are looking up at you, you need to wear a short tight skirt, to really make it matter…it’s all part of trying to take her songs international, and when a body is tight like this, I have no choice but to encourage. It reminds me of a horrible club I used to go to that had a balcony over the bar where girls danced, not really thinking that the dudes below could see up their skirt, even though that was the whole point of the balcony…you know the girls too caught up in the moment…bringing me back over and over again, thanks to all the pantyless pussy lip I saw…it was clever marketing…that clearly other people are onto…even if Pixie isn’t showing bag…she’s one small step away from that…and that makes me like her…

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Emily Shaw Naked Outtakes for Zoo of the Day

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Emily Shaw is a UK Glamour model who is consistently topless, so seeing her in these boring studio topless pics are about as exciting as seeing your wife of 20 years topless…sure she’s got tits and a vagina and she even lets you stick your dick in it sometimes but it’s boring as fuck…because you’ve been there and done that already…it’s like how can a UK Glamour model re-invent showing her tits after she’s done it 100 times. The only way is marry a soccer player, get fat, cause a scandal and even then not matter, but like your wife, who you still fuck, even if you’d rather not, only staring at her tits.

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Cop Porn of the Day

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I don’t know if you don’t look at the video and just listen to the audio, this girl resisting arrest, who has two cops on her back restraining her, sounds a lot like every time I have sex…and apparently, those aren’t good sounds, it could happen to anyone.

The funny thing in all this is the guy filming lecturing them on their job, wasting their time explaining themselves, because they are Canadian, if this was anywhere else, motherfuckers would get shot.

If you don’t like that cop video – here’s one of some car avoiding a cop in the funniest way

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