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2013

09

Dec

Lindsey Vonn’s Ripped Olympic for The Red Bulletin Body of the Day

Lindsay Vonn is an Olympian who has sex with Tiger Woods because I guess she likes billionaires whether they fuck hookers or not. I mean there could be way worse things in life than a billionaire who fucks hookers…like maybe a billionaire who fucks trannies…or a billionaire who fucks little kids…or a billionaire who murders homeless people and fucks their bodies who no one notices gone mission….

I mean, she’s a pro skier, and pro skiers, who are built like tanks kinda act like dudes and are around dudes all the time that they get dudes…because they are practically dudes….which may not be the hottest thing, but when showing up in lingerie, it doesn’t seem so bad…a thick and muscular and ready to throw down…all filled with testosterone…

If anything the fact that she dates a dude to begin with is wild in and of itself…meaning she probably bangs the hookers with him…that’s why they work…and who are we to judge….and here she is doing some pre-Olympic media.

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2013

09

Dec

Abbey Clancy for Love Magazine’s Advent Calendar of the Day

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Abbey Clancy is a model…who married a soccer player…because that’s what they do in the UK and now she’s in the one decent video that Thelovemagazine has thrown into their Advent Calendar shoot…because this year, their hustle has fallen off…but this Abbey Clancy girl…belongs under my tree…wrapped up and unable to run away from me…because I like her that much and want to turn her into my very own Christmas miracle….

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2013

09

Dec

India Reynolds & Danica Thrall Topless Tits do Christmas of the Day

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There is no gift better than titties on Christmas…except maybe everything in our HOLIDAY GIFT GUIDE …Obviously…I like to make everything about me..even UK Glamour Model tits…I am so self absorbed…

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2013

09

Dec

Ali Lohan Sings for Youtube and It Freaks Me Out of the Day

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This Ali Lohan singing video weirds me the fuck out…from start to finish…not because she can or can’t sing, I watched it on mute, because I don’t care to hear her sing…but because there’s really no reason for her to be doing this other than to draw unnecessary attention to herself and make people laugh..which would make me sad if I had a soul…but instead just makes me cringe thinking how unnecessary it was for her to put herself out there in the vicious world…

I don’t need to mock her, or laugh, or ridicule her for trying to showcase anything, she’s just a girl with a dream, let her have it…

It just makes me sad that her dream wasn’t working in retail or in a corporate job her sister hooks her up with because this is just awful across the board…all porny and uncomfortable..this isn’t going to end well for her…

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2013

09

Dec

Amanda Bynes Dog Walking of the Day

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Everything Amanda Bynes Does is porn to me…from walking her dog to raging…to faking a drug addiction to justify her amazing actions in efforts to get work again and redeem herself as a person…it’s all amazing…sure I like it better when she’s showing off her implants…or smearing feces on her face like war paint…for the war that is running through NYC hopped up on crazy…but this works for me too…cuz I am all about Amanda Bynes… just remember boys and girls…Rehab Ruins Fun…Sobriety makes for horrible fucking people…but broken enough to trick into sex.

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2013

09

Dec

Rose McGowan’s in a Bathing Suit of the Day

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Rose McGowan is amazing…and making some kind of comeback for whatever reason…. THE OTHER DAY SHE WAS NAKED showing off her great tits we fell in love with in the 90s…

Maybe it has to do with her being married, or her being bored, or maybe her just continuing what she’s always done and despite the hate she gets for her plastic surgeries that all of hollywood have and that she’s covering…

I think it’s great because sometimes reliving your past…is good…unless your past involves being raped by family members, school teachers, or some kind of communist death camp….in which case sometimes the past should stay in the past…but Rose McGowan, who even if she was a traumatic experience, I wouldn’t mind reliving…

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2013

09

Dec

Chanelle Hayes in a Thong Bikini of the Day

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I may have a bad reputation of perpetuating “unrealistic” body images, that are realistic if you put in some fucking work and watch what you eat, develop a drug addiction, work out like a fiend, actually try to take care of yourself…you know where I celebrate the model diet of cocaine, cigarettes, semen and diet coke….

However, I am married to a fat chick and she disgusts me mainly based on her smell alone…so I can’t be that bad…

More importantly. I am all about pictures of fat girls in bikinis, or fat girls in bikinis, not so much for sexual reasons, but for entertainment purposes…because fat is fucking funny aesthetically and I am all about that shit….true story…even if I don’t want to have sex with it…

Her name is Chanelle Hayes and she was a Glamour Model at one point in time, a Big Brother UK contestant, and now she’s a mom and an eater not scared to show off something that the world generally shuns, unless it is the government, fast food and healthcare companies who want us fat, sick and lazy….

Oh and don’t ever think that this isn’t her whoring, I mean whoring is her whole fucking existence, and she’s clearly either hustling a TV show, or a fitness sponsor or anyone who will pay her…because that’s her thing…here are the pics..

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2013

09

Dec

Miley Cyrus VS X-Mas of the Day

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I think the logical, expected step for Miley and her twerking marketing campaign this time of year would be to twerk on a dude dressed like Santa….and I wouldn’t really think it was a Sac-Religious as the people who are saying it is Sac-Religious, you know the grannies who show up to tree lighting events in t-shirts that read “I Believe” with a picture of Santa on it…because they have no fucking clue…

Santa as a whole is in fact Sac-Religious…an icon created by Coca Cola using the letters SATAN to create a fat drunk red bloated pedo who really wants kids on his laps.. breaks into naughty little girls’ and boys houses and eats their cookies…while gifting good girls and boys…because they don’t tell on his touches the other 364 days of the year…even though gifts from strangers always come with conditions…

Christmas is to celebrate Christ…what’s going on here isn’t shitting on the Holiday spirit, like a homeless guy shitting himself on a bus, it’s just making the commercialized part of X-Mas better…because twerking special…especially when white girls do it.

Here’s the shitty video…

And Another One

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2013

09

Dec

Dude Hits Girl, Gets Beat Up and other Videos of the Day

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It is nice to see that there is still chivalry in the world…when a motherfucker hits a girl anywhere but in the bedroom when she’s begging for it because girls, especially when they are under 25 are fucking freaks and grew up on porn who need that shit because to them it is normal or the only thing exciting…that he gets beat the fuck up…because girls aren’t meant to be hit, they are meant to be loved…even though sometimes those two things collide…it’s only ok to bring out their orgasm….

If you don’t like that…here’s a video of a naked guy getting arrested.

Here’s a loud video of a sky dive instructor giving a few right hooks to his client…he is Tandem diving with…weird.

Here’s two drunk classy ladies fighting….in a very lovely apartment hallway…

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2013

09

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I was on a Rosalind Lipsett bikini shoot yesterday, creeping like a pervert, because that’s what I do…even though I am less of a pervert than 99 percent of people I meet…

Speaking of people I meet, it’s always annoying when they happen to be people I may or may not have left comments on their instagram, because a lot of people don’t get what I do or why I do it…they even think I am a cyberbully, especially when they are young, self-proclaimed hipster feminists with their little tits out because they think they are re-inventing the fucking world, even when what they are doing has been done…

We’re all fighting the same fight here…

But the good news is that for every feminist hipster and her entourage with a bad attitude who think they are the fucking coolest who hate me, someone with no hate, there are countless models, pro athletes, actors, and all of you who appreciate me…

I’ll just keep on keeping on…I got nothing better going on….Here are some morning links…from Miami, where I haven’t had sex with Lohan yet…

The Science of Santa
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Perfectly Timed Photos of 2013
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Beyonce Wore a Cow to Vegan Lunch..
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Padma Lakshmi Old Gold Digger Who Can’t Cook in a Bikini
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Kate Middleton’s Stylish…
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WTF HEADLINE!
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The Future of Everything…
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Big Fucking Tits…
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DO YOU LIKE GIRLS…CUZ THIS IS WHERE THEY ARE.
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Judge Waives Jailtime for Street Artist Because He May be the NExt Banksy
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Snowball Fight of the Day
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Marion Cotillard in a Dress
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VISIT THE VERY MERRY HOLIDAY ADVENT CALENDAR

Extreme Teeterboarding
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