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2013

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Dec

Anmari Botha is Showing Nipple for Numero of the Day

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Anmari Botha is some New Zealand model and like all models…and strippers…and really girls in general who crave male attention or getting ahead in any aspect of life…even just building her self esteem…she’s showing some nipple..a nipple that you probably couldn’t masturbate to because we are all desensitized freaks who need to delve into weirdness..unless we’ve come full circle and jerking off to nipple is that weirdness..which wouldn’t be so bad…considering the other weirdnesses available to us…

I’m just happy to say, I’ve seen her tits. I feel like it brings us closer together…and paves a foundation for love…even though these pics are boring!

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2013

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Dec

Some Angie Harmon Armpit Hair of the Day

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This picture of Angie Harmon’s tit from the side is pretty awesome, until you look a little closer, and see that she’s missed a spot shaving, but not just a little stubble, we’re talking serious armpit hair the kind that takes months to grow, leading me to assume that Angie Harmon is the kind of girl who locks herself up for months at a time, never leaving the house, or playing mom, in her athletic sweatshirts, because I know I haven’t heard about her in a long time, so she’s sure as hell not going out and raging…but when she does, she has to get all dolled up, and groom…which I guess is a little too much work of her, even though I’m sure she could afford a little VIET girl to do it for her, like every other white person..

I am not disgusted by this at all, but probably should be, I guess I just don’t care and continue to have no standards, especially when 41 year old tits, even they are fake, are a nice distraction.

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2013

04

Dec

Weird Topless Gillian Anderson Pic of the Day

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Gillian Anderson posed with an Eel….not for Japanese Eel porn cameo, because the Japanese Eel porn industry is lucrative enough to hire someone like Gillian Anderson to be their featured guest…it’s for Charity…not that Eel porn isn’t charity, just not an official Charity….

The charity is called FISHLOVE and it is not some vaginal reference..it is for saving the oceans because the ocean is the foundation of our world…and I am actually a huge supporter of saving the oceans because our climate depends on it…

So I’m into this Gillian Anderson shit, but probably not for the same reasons as the x-file nerds who are pretending this eel is an alien..

Freaks…

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2013

04

Dec

Jessica Simpson is Boxy Christmas Mom of the Day

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I kinda like how with the birth of her two kids, an eating disorder that involves overeating Texas BBQ, Jessica Simpson has the ability to look like a white trash mom in her 40s at her office Christmas party in her best dress she picked up at Sears for the occasion…

It’s like a Christmas miracle or some shit, that a mom could look like a mom…showing off some cleavage to distract from the fact she has no neck, probably harnessed into straps and shit…and the whole thing just reminds me how old I am, because there was a time Jessica Simpson was a serious babe…that time..has come and gone…but with every negative there is a positive, and in this case, the positive is new pussy that has replaced her…thank god for that…cuz she’s done.

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2013

04

Dec

Victoria’s Secret Models Do Taylor Swift of the Day

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I am the kind of person who gets offended when bikini and lingerie models try to do things that have nothing to do with bikini modelling like when they lip sync to radio pop songs because some marketing exec, or Taylor Swift’s people felt it was a good idea to do whatever they can to make Taylor Swift people agree to do the show in the first place…because Taylor Swift talks to their young target market….get them buying panties young…and aspiring to be tall and skinny bitches…

The worst thing in all this is that none of these girls look cute, or hot, or even like you’d notice them walking down the street. Is it possible the Victoria’s Secret models are just normals…who photograph well and look good half naked…yeah…it’s really fucking possible..these are tall freaks…stop celebrating them…

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2013

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Dec

Paris Hilton DJing in Dubai Bikini Pics of the Day

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Paris Hilton may be the worst, she may not matter to the general public, the media may not talk about her because she was overexposed and replaced by the Kardashians, but apparently, she matters in Dubai, where she is on a DJ tour, because Dubai is the only place that still cares about Paris Hilton…they like over the top tacky shit…or maybe it’s just how they mock America through our “idols”..

Whatever the reason, she’s been posting bikini pics peddling her line of purses, and whatever else she does to make money, because she’s a hustler…from trust fund…to sex tape…to riches…it’s the American dream…

My favorite picture is the one she posted of her “disguise” in Dubai. but that’s only because it makes me think she’s terminally ill, and a terminally ill hilton is a hot hilton…

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2013

04

Dec

Lohan Posts Nipples on Instagram of the Day

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I have been deleted from Instagram a solid 4 times. THIS is my 5th account…I was never too sure why I got deleted, but I think it was a 50/50 split between trolling and leaving amazing commentary on people’s pictures…and posting screenshots from random pornographic things…

You see, the average person is not allowed to post nipples to Instagram, but as you know, Lohan is not average at all, she’s also good for business, because if Lohan was to leave Instagram, at least 1 weirdo would follow…so she’s been posting her nipples…I guess she’s looking for love..and or male attention…thanks to being robbed of her childhood. Seems reasonable to me.

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2013

04

Dec

Bully Knocks Herself Out of the Day

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Here’s a revenge is bittersweet situation…that all your bully haters will get excited about…because the aggressor in this video ends up slipping and knocking herself out…to which you all laugh…because despite your holier than thou approach to life…you are still human and like to see people get what they deserve…not that bullying is something that should be punished, the fact is it is human nature, survivor of the fittest, it

If that doesn’t excite you, here’s a street performer going nuts with some NINJA shit…

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2013

04

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The best thing about drinking all night…and waking up drunk…half dead…probably better off dead in terms of usefulness…as people aren’t into internet Assholes and internet asshole is all I know…is the morning hangover dump…and here it is..

Weird Topless Gillian Anderson Pic
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A Bunch of Selfies…
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Some Random Nobody in a Bikini
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The Best NBA Post Dunk Taunts
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15 mistakes that Can’t Be Undone – GIF
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This Vin Diesel Speaking at the Paul Walker Crash Site Creeps Me Out…Because I Know Behind Closed Doors they are all Celebrating the Financial Gain.
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An Eagle Stole Some Camera…and the Footage is Funny
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Chopped Off Thumb Prank
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The Ultimate Christmas Movie Supercut
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The Quickest Dishwasher in the World
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DO YOU LIKE GIRLS…CUZ THIS IS WHERE THEY ARE.
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VISIT THE VERY MERRY HOLIDAY ADVENT CALENDAR

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2013

04

Dec

Jenna is the Babe of the Night X-Art, NSFW

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Her name is Jenna and despite Jenna being of of those names that is a bit of a cliche name for line of work, this is the Jenna is the opposite of the rugged Jenna you’re probably used to..

She’s young, fresh faced, vibrant and natural looking…I mean she looks like a real girl with no major issues, just into posing nude, because nude is amazing and that’s all we can really ask for from a babe…

Thank you Jenna for being you..

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