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2013

25

Nov

Miranda Kerr and Justin Beiber’s Date Night of the Day

I was told by people at Victoria’s Secret who worked with Miranda Kerr that she was fired for fucking Bieber…

I was told that she maintained her fake relationship with Orlando Bloom for a year because there was a cash settlement as part of the day.

The reason was because they marketed her as the “mom” model everyone could relate to, and mom models aren’t supposed to fuck Biebers…

Since then, she’s been doing nothing interesting, other than not getting work and going through her divorce…

But it’s nice to see that her and Bieber’s love didn’t die and that despite his fucking hookers in Brazil, they can still go out in public and be seen together as the weirdest of couples around…no matter how big his Bieber dick is…shit is still creepy as fuck…

Here’s their first public pic together since last year’s show when Miranda Kerr was at the top of the world…a place she has fallen pretty aggressively from.

Yes…this is my kind of journalism.

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2013

25

Nov

Lil Kim Performing is the Best Thing You Will See Ever of the Day

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Shit….I don’t know what the fuck happened to Lil Kim…but this is her performing sometime last week and I only saw the pictures now because I don’t really track and follow Lil Kim’s whereabouts, in fact I don’t think anyone really does…but clearly based on this cameltoe that’s a little more intense than your average cameltoe, we should because she consistently goes big, not to mention she fucked Biggy, who apparently didn’t only leave his mark on rap history, but also left his mark on her whore pussy

This may be a nightmare to look at, but I find it glorious.

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2013

25

Nov

Abbey Lee Kershaw Naked for 25 Magazine of the Day

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Abbey Lee Kershaw is an Australian model who has been getting a lot of buzz…she’s been in the game a while…I’ve probably posted nude or at least topless pics of her before because that’s what getting famous as a model is all about…and now I can say I have seen her vagina sticking it’s tongue out at me under an awesome hipster bush in an era when not enough pubic hair exists thanks to people like the Kardashians made girls think dudes don’t like pubic hair, making dudes not like pubic hair, making pubic hair seem gross because they are ..to sell product…even though it is glorious in a war on something that feels so good in my mouth…a war against something I hold so dear to me…I guess I know how the Jewish people feel now. Freedom has been attakced. Genocide’s never fun. But apparently, Abbey Lee Kershaw is…

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2013

25

Nov

Rumer Willis’ Intense Instagram of the Day

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Rumer Willis posted some pics she took with Tyler Shields, who is pretty much a celebrity photographer and friend, who gets these girls to get half naked for him in some semi-interesting shoots, at least in terms of Hollywood, where everything is candy-coated, mainstream, repetitive, and lack total creativity in any way shape or form, even if the people involved have talent…

Now why he chose Rumer Willis, I can only assume pressure from Rumer Willis, he doesn’t want to burn bridges…she wants her pic taken, he figures it’ll generate buzz even if it’s disgusting having to endure…or be a part of…so he does it..

I guess we see this all the time…and I blame social media for it…girls who have no business getting half naked in pics…who get half naked in pics…

Posted in:Rumer Willis|SFW

2013

25

Nov

Candice Swanepoel and Others Posing for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

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Candice Swanepoel and the Victoria’s Secret girls are in the Caribbean, living the life of luxury while getting paid their 10,000 dollars a day to pose in bikinis, for catalog pictures that will be doctored of any substance, from vagina definition to hard nipples to pretty much anything good or of artistic merit, because they have a formula..and that formula is to take hot bitches and basically use them in the worst way…even though they are half naked…it’s the worst kind of half naked, but the behind the scenes pics aren’t so bad…even if we all know what they are going to become. It’s kinda like marriage. That wife you’re committing to is only going to get worse…day after day…get used to it….and you know what…Candice still has a great booty…always worth staring at even if it’s not operating at full capacity…

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Here are a couple other VS bitches in bikinis posing because that’s what Catalog shoots are all about…tall skinny bitches in bikinis…

Andreea Diaconu:

Gracie Carvalho

Camille Rowe

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel

2013

25

Nov

Tara Reid’s Rocking a Bikini like She’s Not 100 Years Old of the Day

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There was a time when Tara Reid was the hottest thing in Hollywood. The Megan Fox of her generation. The it girl cast in everything. That time was a long fucking time ago and with time sometimes it heals all wounds, but for the most part…it makes lovely things slowly rot away…from the most glorious of fruits, to the nicest flowers…to the ass you wanted to fuck…days turn into nights…and nights turn into weeks…and weeks turn into years…and years turn into asses that turn into shrivelled sad fleshy objects…that for some reason haven’t been informed that they shouldn’t be in bikinis and that Spring Break ended 15 years ago…for this 40 year old…or at least should have….

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Posted in:SFW|Tara Reid

2013

25

Nov

Hayden Panettiere’s Implants Make an Appearance of the Day

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Hayden Panettiere decided to put on a dress with a window built into it to show off her investment that was meant to balance out her really weirdly shaped body and massive back…but I can’t seem to focus on the tits, and possible nipples, because I am just trying to figure out her massive head. It’s like she’s a bobble head, the human form, but I guess that kinda goes for all midgets, but I never hear anyone every talking about Hayden Panettiere’s big head, but I guess, I also never hear anyone talk about Hayden Panettiere…..

That said…I repeat..I think I See Nipple…

Posted in:Hayden Panettiere

2013

25

Nov

Krysten Ritter’s in a Bikini in Mexico of the Day

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I don’t know who Krysten Ritter is and I am not saying that to play hard to get. I have done posts on her before and I am doing a post on her now…so clearly I’m buying into whatever she is or whatever she does. I’ve even heard people say her name, but for some reason, I just don’t remember anything about her, and I call that reason her being perfectly fucking average…and uneventful, even in her bikini pics for her social media…but I will post them anyway, because clearly someone out there likes her, and more importantly some pervert out there doesn’t need her to be anything or anyone to be into these pics…so here they are.

Posted in:Krysten Ritter

2013

25

Nov

Even The Streets of Russia are Tough of the Day

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Here’s a video of a Russian road doing what a Russian road should do and that’s not take shit from anyone or anything…and just blow the fuck up in rage…or not even in rage..just to show us that they can..because that’s what being raised on Communism is all about.

If you don’t like that…here’s a pretty intense accident…from some POV shit that you can watch wishing you were driving the car…because your life is boring, your job sucks and driving into on coming traffic is your only hope…

Or Maybe you like the pre-Surgery knocking’ himself out video he probably shot for Vine because the internet’s gone nuts and everything must be documented…

Posted in:Videos

2013

25

Nov

The AMAS from Instagram of the Day

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There was a time when I used to live-blog these events. I’d make fun of every live award show, even the low grade ones that don’t matter, like the American Music Awards…which to date have been the only award show what have invited me to attend…something you’d think would make me like them, but reminds me of how desperate they are.

You see I like my award show like I like my women…no, not locked in my basement or on all fours…but rather thinking they are too good for me, and not giving me the time of day…

Things that happened that you’d care about…Rihanna dressed like an Emoji, Taylor Swift is just 23 and wins a lot in her tight dress and 80s hair, J.Lo sang in Spanish because the Hispanic market is huge and still buy her records, even when she wears panties, clearly a Crime on Catholicism….Miley sang with a lip syncing cat, in what was genius creative direction – seriously – I loved it and Lady Gaga showed up on a try hard pony and pretended to be Marilyn Monroe while R.Kelly shoulda been peeing on her…and Christina Aguilera he been cyber bullied into not being fat…Good times…not really…awards shows are shit and this one should have died with Dick Clark…

Here’s a round up from instagram…to give you a sense of what I hope you missed, because you’re a grown ass man and don’t need to watch this shit…