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Rosie Huntington-Whitely Nipples of the Day

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If a celebrity’s tit falls out of her shirt that she’s wearing with no bra because she wants her tit to fall out or doesn’t care whether her tit falls out…does it make a sound, and by sound I mean does it fucking matter…

If that celebrity tit belongs to a top model, who has really only been in one movie, designed to prove that Megan Fox is a talentless whore…but has been in countless photoshoots, does it fucking matter…

I am going to go with no, we’re all desensitized and don’t care about anything by penetration or death, there’s just too much shit going on online to even bother, but it’s ok to look at for a few seconds and say “oh hey there’s a nipple on a model that I’ve seen before, oh she bangs a bald dude cuz he’s rich and ripped, oh she’s lovely as fuck”…and then that moment is gone…and we all move on…so move on…

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2013

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The Best thing to Happen to Youtube Today of the Day

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This girl is from Vancouver Canada and the homies at VIDHUNTR turned me onto her…

She’s some crackhead looking girl who dances around in her underwear and I don’t think there is anything better than that available to us…she’s exactly what I have alays been looking for…

It’s like she’s mastered this internet thing, figured it all out, and is on her way to being her own next Beiber…cuz as far as I’m concerned, she’s a star and my opinion is all that matters…

Watch some of her genius, creepy, amazing work…it’s love songs to my eyes…

Here’s another one…

And another one…

One more….

All legendary…let’s hope this makes her famous because she’s perfect and deserves it.

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2013

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Today in Selena Gomez Cleavage of the Day

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I guess someone told Selena Gomez that she had good tits…because something happened recently where all she wants to do is show her tits…

Is it a distraction from her weird chipmunk face with weird fake lips…or is it just because tits is what people want…I mean did she change her birth control pill and turn that A-Cup to a B-Cup or did she just eat her way to a B-Cup…who fucking knows what the strategy or reason behind it is…but it’s happening and I am watching even if cleavage bores me and I’m more into hardcore sexuality…if you know what I mean…like spread eagle ass shots…but Disney girls gone bad, always a good storyline, even when you know they’ve been polluted with Bieber’s dick, a dick that is rumoured to be huge, which makes the whole thing far fucking worse…

This is some Christmas event, seems like an appropriate outfit…nothing says Christmas at my house like tits…

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2013

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Topless Diesel 2014 Calendar by Terry Richardson of the Day

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Everyone shits on Terry Richardson for having boring pictures, or being played out, even though he took a style that influenced a generation of photographers…and everyone calls him a creep or a pervert because he fucks 20 year old models who groupie on his dick…because any normal guy would say no to model pussy…they say he gets girls in positions they don’t want to be in…but they are just blinded by the camera flashes that they don’t notice or some shit…but the reality is that every straight man is a fucking creep and a pervert, some are just smart enough to become photographers…and every gay man is just a pervert, but being gay they are in it together, so their perversion just produces an aids crisis in the 80s cuz everyone was fucking each other…

All this to say..people like to fuck nice looking things…and Terry likes to take nice looking things and make them look more like something we’d like to fuck…can’t hate a motherfucker for that.

Here are some pics he shot for the 2014 Diesel calendar..

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2013

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Ireland Baldwin is Big in a Bikini of the Day

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Here are some pics of model or aspiring model Ireland Baldwin in a bikini with her boyfriend, she’s 18, 6 foot and large…but has figured out, probably thanks to years of Media Training by her pro parents, that stand next to a bitch fatter than you, and you’ll always look skinny…she’s a clever one this Ireland Baldwin and I am a fan of whatever it is that she does…because..it’s harmless half naked 18 year old fun…and big or not..I’ll still look at the pics…

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2013

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Fake Ski Viral of the Day

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I don’t know if this is a viral video yet, or if it every will be, because german dudes in the alps is not very American, and America runs the internet, except maybe with that what the fox says video…but I’m going to assume that there is no scientific way that a dude doing weird stunts with his skis would be filmed doing weird stunts with his skis…and even if he did the chances of it flying 20 feet in the air through a bus window is as bullshit as the Jimmy KImmel twerk…but I like the fact that the public are idiots…and buy into everything they see…and I like to perpetuate the lie….and that’s why I am posting this…

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2013

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Kaley Cuoco in a Bikini for Instagram of the Day

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I know that Kaley Cuoco has a huge fan base…not because she killed John Ritter while fucking on set of 8 Simple Rules, but because she is the hot chick on some show about nerds that people love for some reason I will never understand, but blame being mindless idiots…but I don’t get her appeal..she’s just not hot..and I think that this bikini pic, what I like to call the least attractive bikini pic, from an offensive asian symbol tattoo that dates her as being a lame bitch in her 30s, to her menopausal back, to her shitty ass, to the shit stain birth marks on her back, she’s a fucking wreck…and that’s not even going into the fact she’s riding some dude she is married to…and I don’t care about her being in love..or posing with her man like her nerd fans probably care about…I just care how shit these are and that they are a couple I wouldn’t even want to see fuck and I want to see everyone fuck…this is the bikini pic done fucking wrong…but I’ll post it anyway…because there’s something right about all bikini pics.

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Isabeli Fontana Models Bikinis of the Day

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Isabeli Fontana is some old as fuck model, at least old as fuck in model years…because like dogs 1 human year is equal to 3 model years…meaning at 20 they are already pushing retirement age and by 30 and a mom they should be in the home, done, retired, married to a rich dude, living the life of luxury…but some models are built different and the cocaine doesn’t age them or dry them out, leaving them lovely and luxurious like this Isabeli Fontana character who is modelling some bikinis in some boring bikini pics…if you ignore the fact that Isabeli Fontana’s amazing is in it…

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2013

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Cintia Dicker For H&M Lingerie of the Day

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Cintia Dicker is a bikini, lingerie, Victoria’s Secret model that brings hope to redheads everywhere, that they as a breed of human have hope…that all the ginger jokes, calling them super humans for surviving the wilderness all those generations ago, where they were left to die when they were born and their parents thought they were from hell…devil’s babies…to all the pubic hair…and pale skin awkwardness that comes with them…they just have to reference this babe…because she gives them as a people hope that their tribe can have some sex appeal…because Cintia Dicker has sex appeal…and here she is half naked…in boring pics but still Cintia Dicker half naked…

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2013

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Aly Michalka in Some Bikini Goodness of the Day

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I still don’t really know who Aly Michalka is, I know she has a sister, I know they were in a band, I know they had a Disney show and I know one of them had a lot of plastic surgery, yet I don’t know much more about who they are, what they do…and what they are all about…I mean after looking at these pics of her ass in a bikini posed over her balcony in St Lucia that she posted to the internet…I really want to get to know her at her core…literally…I’m romantic and perverted like that….but then again, these vapid celebrity really don’t have that much substance, so maybe this is all we need to know…and luckily for me, that’s enough…I mean sure a sex tape would be a more interesting approach…but I have low standards and expectations…I can deal with bikini pics.

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