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2013

03

Dec

The Kardashian Christmas Card is a Photo Series of the Day

I saw this horrible Kardashian Christmas card, as tacky as you’d expect, yesterday but apparently it’s a series of pics, obviously, these over the top assholes just don’t stop…even though they should be stopped with an elephant gun…

Apparently, they hired David Lachapelle to shoot their Christmas card, and by The Kardashians I mean E!, as the Kardashians have E! by the balls and make them pay for all the over the top shit they do, because spending their own stupid money they made being the worst humans on earth would just be crazy, when they can trap other idiots to do it for them…they’ve got it all figured out, but it’s too bad that these Dancing Monkeys aren’t just Dancing Monkeys that their trainer can put to sleep because they’re all danced out…

The only thing nice about this over the top shoot it is that Bruce Jenner let his Tranny hair out…not you tranny lovers can really throw down to him…if you know what I mean…

Garbage

Posted in:Kardashians|SFW

2013

03

Dec

Cinnamom Challenge with a Pepper Spray Twist of the Day

I figure if you’re going to make basic internet videos, you know redoing something that your friend’s mom was doing last year…you might as well make it a little more “epic” or hardcore…

I mean that’s kinda the whole point of the fucking internet as far as I’m concerned…always moving forward into deeper and darker places…

I guess this guy is on the same page as me because when he does the cinnamon challenge…a played out youtube prank…he has his friend pepper spray him…in what may be one of the dumbest acts around…and that may have have resulted in his death…which would probably be deserved because despite being funny as shit…you have to be a real idiot to pull this off…

Posted in:Videos

2013

03

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Have you ever asked a girl for tit pics, to have her to turn around and say no, even though you want to see her tits..but you aren’t willing to invest energy or romance to trick her into sending her tit pics…only to have her send you pics of her pussy instead…which is what you wanted but way more than you asked for…but can’t help but wonder what the fuck is wrong with her tits…while staring at her pussy…

It’s a constant problem for a pro sexter…cuz when you’re married…real sex is a lot of work…

Here are some morning stepLINKS…

Bieber’s Hooker in some Staged Bikini Paparazzi Pics – Because That’s How Bottom Feeders Do…
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VS Model Jessica Hart Fired for Dissing Taylor Swift…But Her Boyfriend is Still a Billionaire
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Skiing Fail of the Day
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Some “Stars” Without Make-Up to Throw Up On
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12 Real Life Super Marios
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Bulldog VS Watermelon
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The Best TV Gifs of 2013
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It’s Tramp Stamp Tuesday!
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I don’t believe I can fly…But I Do Believe These Girls Will Get Naked
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A Massive Icicle in Russia…
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In Case You Missed it the Amazon Robot scares me
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12 Celebrity Couples You Will Never Forget – But Probably Want to Forget
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Big Titties…
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VISIT THE VERY MERRY HOLIDAY ADVENT CALENDAR

Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

03

Dec

Jessica is the Babe of the Night

I like when girls like Jessica who are built like models…I’m talking the runway, bikini, fashion model kind, decide to say fuck it and get into hardcore adult production…from posing nude…to letting us watch her bone…and when she looks like this, and not like all the other crack whore girls with too much surgery thanks to broken dreams…and or brokern homes…in the adult world, you gotta wonder how something so good happened, but then you get distracted by the pics…because no much else matters..thoughts..disappear..with this Jessica…because she’s amazing…

TO SEE HER GET MORE HARDCORE CLICK HERE

Posted in:NSFW|X-Art

2013

02

Dec

Kate Moss for Playboy of the Day

Kate Moss is one of my favorites…and here is her her Playboy spread…that is really fucking tame considering KATE MOSS IS ALWAYS NAKED in her spare time…and in fashion shoots..I’ve practically seen her uterus…but here’s the pics anyway…even though she’s old and tired…and better things have happened back in her prime…but this still happened…

Playboy hates when you post their pics – I expect a lawyer’s letter in 10 minutes..

Here are the pics

Posted in:Kate Moss

2013

02

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

Tonight, I will get drunk…and hopefully get rejected by all the girls I meet…because it keeps me miserable and hating myself.. We’d hate for all this Internet fame to get to my head…

Here are the stepLINKS…

Thigh Gaps
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Jada Pinkett-Smith in a Thong Bikini…
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Coco is Stuffing a Turkey….
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The Kardashian Christmas Card Nightmare….
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Jessica Alba in Anal Rape Position
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The 50 Best Songs of 2013
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Xenia Deli…in a Bikini
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Minka Kelly in Pictures
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Beyonce Pantsless in Vancouver
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Missing Man Found Live On Air
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Bullying Social Experiment
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Some Half Naked Model to Get you in the X-Mas Spirit…
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Rose McGowan Nude in This Artsy Video
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Woodsman Competition Weirdness…
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Another Wisdom Teeth Freak Out
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Chick Fight of the DAy
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8 Bit Iron Man
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How To Tow a Car
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Candice Swanpoel Bikini Photoshoot
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Kim Kardashian’s Creepy Kanye Selfie…
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Nina Agdal Ass in a Bikini
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Lohan VS Grand Theft Auto
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This is How you Haggle…
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Amazon’s Drone Delivery System
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TErminator 2 in 60 Seconds
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Miranda Kerr Banging Australian Billionaire….
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The Best Pic You Will Ever See of Miranda Kerr’s Billionaire Boyfriend
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Ireland Baldwin in a Bikini….
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Evan Rachel Wood Talking About Oral Sex
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Cyclist Ruins the Take…Funny…
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Girls in Sports Bras
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DO YOU LIKE GIRLS…CUZ THIS IS WHERE THEY ARE.
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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The Hottest Porn on the Internet
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Some Girl VS a Garden Hose
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Nice Tits at the Beach
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Some Naked Slut Working Out
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My Favorite thing About Strippers is Having Them On my Computer
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Drunk Blonde Fists Herself
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Some Naked Chicks Getting Naked…
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Awesome Lesbian Pussy Lick
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Round Ass Webcam Show
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Make Girls Squirt..>Then Own Them…
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Are There Ever Really Too Many Webcam Sites? I Don’t Think So….
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Vibrate Into the Holiday Season…
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Check My Life Out in Pictures…
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Keep in Trill Like Clinton…
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VISIT THE VERY MERRY HOLIDAY ADVENT CALENDAR

Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

02

Dec

Jada Pinkett-Smith in a Thong Bikini of the Day

Jada Pinkett-Smith is in a thong bikini and I guess that makes sense now that she’s broken up with Will Smith because when you’re trapped in a relationship with a gay man, even when you cheat on him in open relationships, you don’t get the male attention you crave, even if you’re 100 fucking years old..

The good news is that with her decent genetics, that is when you don’t look at her balding head or teen white girl on a cruise hair style, or even her menopausal hips her ass is still ok…

To see more of the pics CLICK HERE

Posted in:Jada Pinkett-Smith

2013

02

Dec

Kelly Brook for Love Magazine of the Day

Fatty Kelly Brook…is in this Years…LOVE Magazine HOLIDAY Advent Calendar…and she’s sucking in her stomach as hard as she can to not be as fat as her tits make you think she is…the kind of girl who isn’t as fat as she should be…but still fat enough…to assume she ate too much holiday turkey…

Last year… THEY DID THIS WITH EVERY TOP MODEL and it is relatively genius…at least in terms of advent calendar…

Even if I like DRUNKENSTEPFATHER’s Holiday GUIDE better..for obvious reasons…

Posted in:Kelly Brook|SFW

2013

02

Dec

More Emily Ratajkowski of the Day

I am a firm believer that anytime of day is a good time for some Emily Ratajkowski nude pics, whether you can see her labia or not, I am still into this girl Kanye used to sleep with, before she got famous on her own for being naked…

Sure, I know she’s just going to be an it girl for a minute and a half, but that minute and a half will be full of full breasts and that makes it a minute and a half I am totally down with being a part of….

I don’t know who took these pics, but I know I am looking at them…

Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski

2013

02

Dec

TipsForJesus is Pretty Ridiculous of the Day

I guess the Catholic church is up to some kind of PR Stunt, you know trying to take away the fact that they are pedophiles, but rather put focus on good, if giving some random waiter 10,000 dollars for his cocaine addiction is really doing good…

You know, let Santa be the pedophile for a change, and anonymous acts of kindness for the lord and saviour take some of the heat…

Sure this could just be some kind of prank, but there’s an instagram floating around called TipsForJesus and it made me laugh, because looking at the receipts, I can’t help but wonder why whoever this holier than thou 10,000 dollar tipper is rocking’ out a 6,000 dollar bill before the tip at some Chicago restaurant in the first place…seems pretty excessive…like maybe there’s some serious drinking involved…and dude has money to throw around…

Either way…it’s gone viral..because it’ a good heart warming story to idiots everywhere….

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Posted in:LOLZ|SFW