2013
20
Nov
Instagram killed the party photographer, so I guess so I guess it is only natural for the party photographer to put the camera on video mode, while pretending to take pics of people who take a few minutes away from taking selfies, to let a real camera take their pic for a website, that may help them get more instagram followers, if the party photographer tags their shit properly…
Seeing these cunts posing for a picture…in video..is amazing…it’s just missing more tits…
2013
20
Nov
So it took Kendall Jenner 16 days from turning 18 to wear or at least publish a picture of her nipples in a see through shirt…and it was good strategy because she’s been whored since she was 12…and really showing her nipples in a see through shirt…playing it off as fashion or art or photography, like Kim played off the sex tape as being an accident…is a good way to not look like a attention craving tool in the toolbox that is the Kardashian empire…holding on and staying relevant by shoving their nonsense down our throats..I mean 18 year old nipples aren’t that much of a scandal now that girls fuck at 9…either way, I liked the ass shot..
Posted in:Kendall Jenner
2013
20
Nov
Turns out that Rite Aid is a friendly shopping experience…where friendly customers are choked the fuck out when they scream for pain…as he shoves him into the pavement…they are vigilantes who don’t like shop lifters, because getting paid 8 dollars an hour for an asshole company with insurance makes beating the fuck out of someone make absolutely no sense….when I worked retail I would encourage people to steal, I’d even them a wink like we were in it together because I hate the system. I’m so punk rock..
I think this has more to do with dude being angry at life for that haircut.
I love that the black girl narrating it “I hope he doesn’t have the package”….which I guess is gutter for AIDS…This is pretty horrible.
2013
20
Nov
Sarah Stephens is an Australian 18 year old model who walked for Victoria’s Secret when she was 18, now at 22 she’s washed up and doing bootleg Victoria’s Secret campaigns because they help pay for the cocaine I assume all these model chicks are on…not because they are skinny, as I know a lot of fat coke heads, but because what the fuck else do you do when you work one day a month, make 5k and have all the time in the world to hunt down rockstars for the retirement plan…not that girls who look like this ever pay for their own coke- but you get what I am saying and that is that I want to get a record deal so that I can trick this glorious thing into my bed…I just need to learn how to sing first…even if Katy Perry never did..
I mean shit..these are amazing lingerie pics…she’s amazing..even if she’s a vapid egotistical cunt like the rest of them, it’s not her fault, she’s just being a girl.
Posted in:Sarah Stephens
2013
20
Nov
Maggie Duran is some up and coming model who I am going to assume is from Southern California because I stalk models from Southern California on instagram…assuming that they will never actually make it and will one day be desperate enough to be my friend…and let me sleep in their bed…using their vaginas as my C-Pap machine…but apparently this one is doing the Emilty Ratajkowski and getting naked, showing an awesome bush and pussy, but in her defence I love all bush and pussy, especially on models…for some fashion magazines…and the hope is this will next level her…something I endorse and would be a part of, if she just accepted my friend request on Facebook…but they never fucking do….
Posted in:Maggie Duran|NSFW
2013
20
Nov
This footage from the Hurricane in Washington is on some Wizard of Oz shit….where do doesn’t get to meet some freaks in shitty costumes and toxic paint…or even some song and dance midgets…but rather…he just kicks it in his screened in porch, which despite what they teach you in school, is the worst place to be in any natural disaster situation…
2013
20
Nov
Maryna Linchuk is Soviet model who has been exported/or imported, depending on how you look at it, from her Soviet cold water flat where she lived with 30 other people, to become one of the top models around, which is what they do with the tall ones…the short Soviets get sent to the webcam companies and mail order bride companies…but you already know this..
What you don’t know is that in Russia, you can pay a girl 30 dollars to film a porno…and bot some gutter ghetto broken down girl…but a Maryna Linchuk who was too shirt for the USSR Olympic model team….and for some reason that makes me ask many questions..like why the fuck am I not in Russia right now falling in love….and while I do that…remember…fashion is pretty alright…
Posted in:Maryna Linchuk|NSFW
2013
20
Nov
I hate buying into the follow-up performance of her music video where she has sex with Kaney on a Motorcycle in a weird and awkward way that I am sure there will be parodies all over today….
You see when you get some buzz, you need to keep up momentum so people keep talking about it…
I hate the family and what they represent in their attention seeking..
To me she’s a barnyard animal only less interesting or useful cuz you can’t kill her off at her fattest and eat her for Christmas…
But there’s something about seeing a mom dressed like this with her milk filled titties that makes me thirsty…not as thirsty as Kim…but thirsty enough to want to play with these tits despite the evil they represent…
TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Posted in:Kim Kardashian
2013
20
Nov
I am hungover…and I don’t remember anything from last night…except maybe trying to convince an Asian girl that I was asian and that we should make asian babies together who we can train to be computer programmers or factory workers…
I have nothing to say to you…I’ve said too much…
No, I am not quoting a bad love song..
Yes..it will all be ok…
While we question this confusing post…Here are some morning links…
Channing Tatum Does the Van Damme Splits with Knee Pads..
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PR People at People said Adam Levine is a Beautiful People Because It Will Get Announced notthe VOICE and they have a Big Reach Which May Sell Mags…
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Tyson Gives Holyfield His Ear Back
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Girls Tugging at Their Clothes
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Celebrities Who Weren’t Cool in High School…
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Kelly Clarkson – Wedding Video
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Fashion Statements of Miley Cyrus
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Some Swedish Fitness Chick
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DUI Suspect of the Day
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Some Unsportsmanlike Acts in the NBA
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60 Minutes of Stamina….(NSFW)
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Hamster VS Corn
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Girls who Get Naked For Free Are Fun
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Today in Thigh Gaps
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Posted in:stepLINKS
2013
20
Nov
Bree ….unlike the cheese…is not fattening, moldy, or expired milk…but like the cheese…her creamy white goodness is something I want in my mouth…until I can’t eat anymore…but before I throw up all over the place because that would make this beautiful girl..unhappy…when all I want to do is make her happy…because she’s got naked for me…and for you…and that’s very very generous of her and her great natural redheaded tits…I want to be best friends with…but until that happens..I’ll just stay right here…
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