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2013

20

Nov

Sarah Stephens in Some Underwear Campaign of the Day

Sarah Stephens is an Australian 18 year old model who walked for Victoria’s Secret when she was 18, now at 22 she’s washed up and doing bootleg Victoria’s Secret campaigns because they help pay for the cocaine I assume all these model chicks are on…not because they are skinny, as I know a lot of fat coke heads, but because what the fuck else do you do when you work one day a month, make 5k and have all the time in the world to hunt down rockstars for the retirement plan…not that girls who look like this ever pay for their own coke- but you get what I am saying and that is that I want to get a record deal so that I can trick this glorious thing into my bed…I just need to learn how to sing first…even if Katy Perry never did..

I mean shit..these are amazing lingerie pics…she’s amazing..even if she’s a vapid egotistical cunt like the rest of them, it’s not her fault, she’s just being a girl.

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2013

20

Nov

Maggie Duran Naked for LUI of the Day

Maggie Duran is some up and coming model who I am going to assume is from Southern California because I stalk models from Southern California on instagram…assuming that they will never actually make it and will one day be desperate enough to be my friend…and let me sleep in their bed…using their vaginas as my C-Pap machine…but apparently this one is doing the Emilty Ratajkowski and getting naked, showing an awesome bush and pussy, but in her defence I love all bush and pussy, especially on models…for some fashion magazines…and the hope is this will next level her…something I endorse and would be a part of, if she just accepted my friend request on Facebook…but they never fucking do….

Posted in:Maggie Duran|NSFW

2013

20

Nov

House VS Tornado of the Day

This footage from the Hurricane in Washington is on some Wizard of Oz shit….where do doesn’t get to meet some freaks in shitty costumes and toxic paint…or even some song and dance midgets…but rather…he just kicks it in his screened in porch, which despite what they teach you in school, is the worst place to be in any natural disaster situation…

Posted in:SFW|Videos

2013

20

Nov

Maryna Linchuk With Topless Models for Vogue Russia of the Day

Maryna Linchuk is Soviet model who has been exported/or imported, depending on how you look at it, from her Soviet cold water flat where she lived with 30 other people, to become one of the top models around, which is what they do with the tall ones…the short Soviets get sent to the webcam companies and mail order bride companies…but you already know this..

What you don’t know is that in Russia, you can pay a girl 30 dollars to film a porno…and bot some gutter ghetto broken down girl…but a Maryna Linchuk who was too shirt for the USSR Olympic model team….and for some reason that makes me ask many questions..like why the fuck am I not in Russia right now falling in love….and while I do that…remember…fashion is pretty alright…

Posted in:Maryna Linchuk|NSFW

2013

20

Nov

Kim Kardashian’s Sleazy Top of the Day

I hate buying into the follow-up performance of her music video where she has sex with Kaney on a Motorcycle in a weird and awkward way that I am sure there will be parodies all over today….

You see when you get some buzz, you need to keep up momentum so people keep talking about it…

I hate the family and what they represent in their attention seeking..

To me she’s a barnyard animal only less interesting or useful cuz you can’t kill her off at her fattest and eat her for Christmas…

But there’s something about seeing a mom dressed like this with her milk filled titties that makes me thirsty…not as thirsty as Kim…but thirsty enough to want to play with these tits despite the evil they represent…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2013

20

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I am hungover…and I don’t remember anything from last night…except maybe trying to convince an Asian girl that I was asian and that we should make asian babies together who we can train to be computer programmers or factory workers…

I have nothing to say to you…I’ve said too much…

No, I am not quoting a bad love song..

Yes..it will all be ok…

While we question this confusing post…Here are some morning links…

Channing Tatum Does the Van Damme Splits with Knee Pads..
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PR People at People said Adam Levine is a Beautiful People Because It Will Get Announced notthe VOICE and they have a Big Reach Which May Sell Mags…
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Tyson Gives Holyfield His Ear Back
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Girls Tugging at Their Clothes
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Celebrities Who Weren’t Cool in High School…
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Kelly Clarkson – Wedding Video
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Fashion Statements of Miley Cyrus
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Some Swedish Fitness Chick
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DUI Suspect of the Day
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Some Unsportsmanlike Acts in the NBA
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60 Minutes of Stamina….(NSFW)
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Hamster VS Corn
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Girls who Get Naked For Free Are Fun
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Today in Thigh Gaps
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

20

Nov

Bree is the Babe of the Night

Bree ….unlike the cheese…is not fattening, moldy, or expired milk…but like the cheese…her creamy white goodness is something I want in my mouth…until I can’t eat anymore…but before I throw up all over the place because that would make this beautiful girl..unhappy…when all I want to do is make her happy…because she’s got naked for me…and for you…and that’s very very generous of her and her great natural redheaded tits…I want to be best friends with…but until that happens..I’ll just stay right here…

TO SEE BREE MORE HARDCORE CLICK HERE

Posted in:NSFW|X-Art

2013

19

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

I only like girls who masturbate four or more times a day…that’s all I have to say about that….

Who am I kidding…I only like girls…who were born girls…that’s really my only criteria…troll or not motherfucker…if you got a uterus…I’m down.

Here are some stepLINS

Brandi Glanville Talking About Joanna Krupa’s Pussy
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BABE BLOGGERS VS THE ILLUMINATI IN THE DENVER AIRPORT
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Ashley Simpson Done Got Married to Diana Ross’ Son
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Sofia Vergara in GQ INdia
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Jenna Jameson Does the Miley
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Beetlejuice 2? Really?
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Weirdest / Creepiest Phone Booth Ever…
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5 Most Iconic Deaths in History
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If This Doesn’t Make Your Cock Hard, Nothing Will
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8 Most Annoying Customers…
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Some Werido Non Shavers…
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Rob Ford Sound Board
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Drunk Woman Steals Dildo
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Jennifer Lawrence See Through Dress
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Kelly Clarkson is Prengnat..
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Joanna Krupa’s Hard Nipples are Amazing
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10 Tons of Weed Seized….
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Girls Are Assholes at Bar.
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Tornado Warning Shuts Down TV Station…
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Girls in Sports Bras
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Big Cleavage in a Dress
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Look At Me Supercut
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Kim and Kanye Eat McDonalds
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Helen Flanagan See Though in Bath Amazing
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I Wanna Fuck THis
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Minka Kelly’s Side Profile
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I Don’t Know Who This Greek Chick is But Her Selfies are Dope
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Movie Quotes Everyone Gets Wrong
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Dog Tries to Save a Puppy from a Life With a Collqr…
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Petra Benova in a Bikini on the Beach….
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The Most Irreverent Music Videos by Comedian Rachel Bloom
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The Dude in the Speedo Kicked Out of a Football Game…Gone Viral…
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Girls in Selfies
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Bieber’s Hooker’s Bikini Pics
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Acapella of Skrillex
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LeAnn Rimes Billie Jean is Amazing
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Chick Plays With Herself on a Table
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The Howe Twins have Big Tits
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Hot Nude Yoga Class
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Sliding her Panties Hotness
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I LIKE Strippers…Even On My Computer….
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This Non-Nude Bitch Is Fucking Awesome
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Peeing and Fisting Nightmare
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Shower Bate
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Freakish Drippy Asian Pussy
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Worst Twerk Video Ever
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Some Naked Chicks Getting Naked…
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I LIKE GIRLS….DO YOU LIKE GIRLS…HERE ARE GIRLS
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THIS WILL REVOLUTIONIZE….YOUR SEX LIFE….
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The Best Thing to Happen to the Instagram…
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This Shirt Gets Me Laid…..#FACT
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

19

Nov

Kendall Jenner’s Nipple for Instagram to Make her Family Proud of the Day

Here it is…Kendall Jenner has posted her nipples in a mesh shirt…because she’s 18 and it’s the time to milk it as hard as you can because nipples are a big deal to America…and good for the family business plan…and I anxiously await the porn…it’s kinda family tradition.

Posted in:Kendall Jenner

2013

19

Nov

Brooke Candy Topless for Terry of the Day

I’ve seen Brooke Candy perform and she is in song on stage as bad as her nipples…

For those of you who don’t know who Brooke Candy is, she’s some stripper, with bad tits, who decided to to the female rapper thing, because it’s popular and people are buying into it…and if you’re a slag willing to be slutty and talk about dick on stage, people listen, in Brooke Candy’s case mainly gay dudes…

Don’t get me wrong, I don’t hate her for being a slag, or for making shit music that’s getting her famous, especially since she stays true to her stripper roots with her nudity…I just don’t think she’s very good at what she does…not even at being topless..cuz weird shit’s going on here…but anything for attention works…when it involves nudity…I’m basic like that.

Posted in:Brooke Candy|NSFW