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2013

19

Nov

Magdalena Frackowiak Selfies in St Barts of the Day

Even top models…like Magdalena Frackowiak who work for the premiere authority on models…Victoria’s Secret…who even if they are garbage…in terms of what they do and represent – they still pull the best girl in the industry….like Magdalena Frackowiak…who you can see here not satisfied with hired photographers and paparazzi taking pics…but more into being like every other girl…ever…doing the SELFIE…because we aren’t self absorbed enough…let’s all start taking pics of ourselves…all fucking day…every fucking day…so the people we don’t know on the internet can see how cool, hot and interesting we are…it’s such an awful phenomenon, something that 10 years ago would make you hate a bitch you were dating, but that has become social norm…that even fat chicks do it…it’s crazy…but the good news is when the paparazzi are around…the selfie comes through at a better angle…the other good news is I’d watch this babe do anything…and everything…

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Posted in:Magdalena Frackowiak|SFW|Victoria's Secret

2013

19

Nov

Christina Hendricks’ Really Massive Tits of the Day

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I saw these pics on another site yesterday or the day before and I laughed…I just assumed that they weren’t of Christina Hendricks…not because the bitch in the pics looks disgusting…but because I always found the Christina Hendricks hype insane…it just didn’t make sense to my brain…I mean big tits sure but the rest of her is big too, how’s that an accomplishment…but because she looked homeless and crazy…and I figured if I saw someone like this – I’d post it pretending it was a celeb….because it’s so the opposite of what they are supposed to look like leaving the house…not that Christina Hendricks but you get what I am saying…and that is that holy fuck those are big tits…even on a scary body I am compelled to touch…

Posted in:Christina Hendricks

2013

19

Nov

Alyssa Milano in a Bathing Suit of the Day

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Alyssa Milano wore a bikini and her 50 year old tits sagging out of her one piece shape shifter bathing suit will make her fans happy…because they are all 50 year olds too…still hung up on her from Who’s the Boss a show no girl I have ever fucked even remembers existing because it was that long ago…because in case you didn’t know, along with hairy fucking arms she got lasered, Alyssa Milano is one of those obscure barely famous people with a weird cult following of perverts, who are very passionate about Alyssa Milano and hate when people laugh at her enough to get her to block me on the internet…a cult following that will get so worked up when I call her a useless twat…or even when they see she’s with a dude…who isn’t them…because in case you didn’t know – the world is filled with irrational freaks….

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Posted in:Alyssa Milano

2013

19

Nov

Chi Chi Rodriguez Ball Shot of the Day

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I don’t trust pretty much anything I see, but pro golfer Chi Chi Rodriguez was at some event where he tried breaking the glass with his ex pro-golfer shot…and ended up giving himself a cock shot…a cock shot that at 78 he probably didn’t actually feel but pretended to because it makes for good comedy…up on some Three Stooges shit…

If you don’t like that…here’s a fat chick on a pussy…

Posted in:Videos

2013

19

Nov

Rihanna’s Got Good Clothes of the Day

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Rihanna is a pretty substantial creature….who loves to tap into her child prostitute past…by maintaining that she’s got no need to be subtle or demure…classy or elegant..she’s gully and she’s from the islands…used to being half naked when she parties…and when she’s in NYC she can do the same motherfucking thing…in her one piece…ass hanging out of her shit..because that’s what being rich is about…even though she’s at the level of fame where she could just kick it low key and people will still pay attention but instead…she wants to show off her ass and I like that…

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Posted in:Rihanna

2013

19

Nov

Sarah-Jane Honeywell Topless on a Boat of the Day

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I don’t know who Sarah-Jane Honeywell is because I don’t pay attention to 40 year old TV presenters from the UK…hell I don’t even pay attention to 40 year old girls in the bar willing to fuck because they just want to feel validated after their husband left them….you know or to piss off their husband by downgrading…either way..I don’t fuck with 40 year olds unless I have to…but this one is topless on a boat…and I guess there’s something amazing about that…because topless is better than clothed…basic logic to get us through our useless day…

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Posted in:NSFW|Sarah-Jane Honeywell

2013

19

Nov

State Representative of the Day

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Hawaii is made for fat mainland tourists looking for a sun burn and a taste of the tropics while still being in The States…it is also a place for hot surfer babes to work on making their asses more fit and round….

It is not made for the homeless…and this State Representative…let’s call him local hero dealing with homeless one sledgehammer at a time…is a hero championing that…

To the average person, this may be a disgusting strategy…because homeless are victims…but to the tourism industry…and white people with million dollar condos looking to retire in peace…homeless people are the worst…

Posted in:Videos

2013

19

Nov

Jennifer Lawrence Ass at the Hungers Game Premiere of the Day

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This is an interesting look…I’ve been seeing the one-piece under a long see through dress look a lot…I guess it’s considered some high fashion shit or whatever…but the question isn’t why it exists…but more why a girl would put it on if she wasn’t like “Coco” or another gutter hooker looking for attention…

Now, we all know that Jennifer Lawrence is usually wholesome and quirky, not exactly a sex symbol or sex icon, and maybe that’s what this is all about…the girl has been trolling instagram and realizes that people only care about the butt, let’s talk to that…even though she’s managed to get this far without the butt…making this dress make even less sense to me…

I am not a Jennifer Lawrence fan, I don’t really care for her, but I do know she’s one of the few girls who have got to this level without openly being an opportunist whore with publicity stunts…and that people respond to it giving us hope that the famewhores won’t prevail, even if we like their pics, we like them better when they are thirsty…

So this dress..even if it is just a dress is so weird to me on her…and it doesn’t even look good….but you’ll probably like it..cuz you’re a pervert freak..

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Posted in:Jennifer Lawrence|SFW

2013

19

Nov

Naked Kim Kardashian for the New Kanye Video of the Day

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Nothing’s more hip hop than releasing your new video, starring your fat naked wife and baby momma, on Ellen…shit’s hard…yo.

It’s at that point in your Hip Hop career where you realize you’re nothing but a fame whore reaching for as much attention as possible…you gone as mainstream as possible…and there’s nothing really wrong with that…because let’s face it, he got Simulated sex on Ellen, which is an amazing troll….better than any troll you’ve done.

What there is something wrong with is that he’s’ being a bitch making his video vixens 35 year old fat chicks he’s knocked up, instead of Emily Ratajkowski…his last Video vixen who you all saw what happened to…but I guess when you’re fucking Kim Kardashian…milk the tabloid fodder as hard as you can because it will get you more views…

Maybe, this is just an extreme example of how his bitch has him by the balls…you know like when your girl catches you talking to other girls and you post a pic of you and her on your instagram to make her feel special…or maybe this pleasing your fat wife on a serious level…in just feeding into their lie….

The simulated sex…is pretty interesting though…not in a hot way…but in a this shit is on ELLEN…and Ellen probably shot her load 8 times watching it…because lesbians shoot loads….

The song’s good, I liked the cameo of the other Kardashians galloping in the intro, and the video’s kind of amazing despite Kim Kardashian’s big back being the sex object….

Here are some pics of Kim…in a mesh shirt to celebrate.