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2013

14

Nov

Kate Moss Dressed as an Old Playboy Bunny – Literally – for Playboy of the Day

For some reason, a reason I call Playboy marketing budget, people are all talking about this picture of Kate Moss for Playboy’s anniversary, which based on Hef, I can only assume is the 200 year anniversary…because Playboy got her in one of their Bunny costumes…and I guess that’s a big deal…even if you look into the Kate Moss archives of being the best fucking model ever…with her rockstar life and rockstar unprotected sex…from having been naked in photoshoots since the 90s…to continuing to show off her tainted pubed up vagina into her 50s…she is 50 right?…to cocaine scandals and sex scandals…seeing her in a Playboy bunny outfit is fucking tame…

If Playboy wants to make some noise, you know really go out with a bang before Hef dies, they need to pay better people, who aren’t all naked everywhere for their campaign, even if I love everything Kate Moss does…she’s just fucking perfect even in her menopausal, boxy, bloated, glory…

Posted in:Kate Moss|SFW

2013

14

Nov

Kim Kardashian Fat Ass in a Skirt of the Day

Do not try to tell me that ^^^^^^^ that ass…is this ass:

It’s just a lie in the worst fucking way….from a sloppy pile of meaty…lumpy shit…that looks like failed plastic surgery or a diaper full of shit because the anal has made her lose control of her bowels to a smoothed over…decent enough to look at…booty poppin you’d stick your face it…

Not that you’d expect anything this troll would do…but it’s still nice to point out her fails…even if everyone already knows that she is a fail already.

To see the rest of the pics CLICK HERE

Posted in:Kim Kardashian|SFW

2013

14

Nov

Taylor Swift Covers Eminem of the Day

Taylor Swift was on the radio yesterday or the day before…at least that’s what the internet is telling me…and she performed a weird acoustic version of some Eminem song that was horrible and that would have been better spent “boy-friending” dudes so that she can feel wholesome about fucking them…because no one likes a slut, especially when her market relies on her being a good role-model, when no human is a good role-model, since we are all fucking evil at our core…but if you wanna fuck all the dick coming your way…in a way that the public embraces…say they are your boyfriend…they won’t care that you take 30 dudes a year inside your vagina…they will just think you’re being a girl, looking for real love and always getting screwed, because that’s what you will program them to think with your sad songs…it’s a genius formula…for the marketable slut….

Here are pics of her at the VS fashion show performing…where Miranda Kerr didn’t fuck her after the show like she was Bieber…cuz Miranda Kerr’s ass is fired.

Posted in:SFW|Taylor Swift

2013

14

Nov

Cindy Crawford for V Magazine of the Day

A couple of years ago…I was face to face with Cindy Crawford and at the time I had no idea it was Cindy Crawford…because I have facial recognition blindness…

What I did know is that the bitch looking back at me was substantial…something you don’t get from a random street hooker or party slut at the club…

That’s not to say she was classy, because I am sure she’s pulled her own slut moves, and licked the right ass to get wherever she needed to be in the 90s…

It is to say, that whatever even in her late 40s…this woman, at least physically, because I doubt any model has an actual soul, because they are robots, clearly with well programmed robot eyes, to make me want to buy whatever the fuck she was selling…

She just raped my soul with one glance and I am really not the guy to fall for that shit ever…making me think…there’s some evil scientist behind this operation…especially today…watching this V-Magazine shit…while she’s in her 50s…it makes no sense…she must drink lots of water..or maybe…she’s just a fucking robot…who knows…

Posted in:Cindy Crawford

2013

14

Nov

Addison Timlin for Esquire of the Day

Addison Timlin got cast to be the tits in Californication that I am sure I have posted in my Addison Timlin Archive that I wasn’t aware I had…because I though I had never heard about her before…but the truth is I just didn’t remember…because her career is about as relevant of being tits on Californication a few times…a gig you know she got thinking this was her big break…since everyone watches that show..but that happened 2 years and a half years ago and has really not got her any other jobs…except maybe this shoot for Esquire…because maybe she’s up to something, maybe her Publicist pulled favors to keep Addison happy…or maybe…because any girl willing to get naked on TV for her career that hadn’t even started was the perfect level of hollywood desperate..who moved there to get famous..and would do anything to get famous…as to not crawl back home with her tail between her legs…rather than showing her tits once she was established…because she’s just not that talented…even if showing her tits to get ahead is talent to me…

Here she is for Esquire…who cares.

To see pics of her tits from Californication CLICK HERE

Posted in:Addison Timlin

2013

14

Nov

Lady Gaga’s Nipple for Terry of the Day

If a desperate for attention, potentially very talented monster, who even calls herself a monster because she’s disgusting to look at, even for herself…shows her nipple…does it make a sound…I’m going with not at all..

You see what Gaga did in her popstar career was try to make as much noise around her as possible so no one really noticed or focused on how disgusting she was. Instead of being an authentic talent and putting herself out there…she put on a disguise and put herself out there win the most annoying of way…a way that involved some nudity, a lot of annoying, and now she’s struggling because there is no shock value left…

Sure she’s sitting on a pile of money, but when all you want is people to like you, and respect you and notice you again, that money, once you have it means nothing…

She sold her soul, sabotaged herself, and now when her nipples come out, they don’t make a sound, no one gives a fuck, and won’t give a fuck, until she livestreams her suicide for the sake of her bullshit “art” that is “art” cuz she says it is…another problem in society that we don’t need to get into…especially not when it involves clowns and their ugly clown faces…

Posted in:Lady Gaga

2013

14

Nov

Sylvie van der Vaart in Hunkemöller Lingerie of the Day

Because last night’s Victoria’s Secret informercial staged as a fashion show starring babes designed to sell product to the wishful thinkers on X-Mas… wasn’t enough redundant pics of girls in their underwear for you…because there is no redundancy to girls in lingerie ever…at least not to you…you’re addict and can never get enough pics of girls in their underwear…I get that…

But I find the whole thing boring on almost all levels…from masturbation…but I guess looking at these girls…makes life better for the single man…knowing that girls like this…or like the Victoria’s Secret girls exist…while making life for the married man better because they get to visualize this when fucking their fat wives…before realizing they didn’t marry this…or ever fuck anything like this…and masturbating to this is depressing…and this couples with their fat wife represents all that went wrong in life….

Her name is Sylvie and these are her lingerie catalog pics of the day….

Posted in:Sylvie Van Der Vaart

2013

14

Nov

Ass Grab of the Day

I don’t know when this video of some China man in China unable to contain himself when in the elevator…pinching some mom’s ass on her way out of the elevator…a concept that is pretty clever if he mastered the timing of it…where she gets out and the doors actually shut…so that they never see each other again and he has something to jerk off to…when he gets home because thanks to the baby making laws in China…Chinese dudes pinching ass like you’re on the high school football team and you just scored a touch down is the only sex you get…cuz dudes out number women by 1000 to 1 or some shit…

Who cares about their problems, and who really needs sex when you own everything, even America….

Posted in:Videos

2013

14

Nov

Cameron Diaz Lookin’ Old on Set of the Day

Cameron Diaz is old as fuck…which is convenient because what is also old as fuck is remaking a movie..even if it is a classic…every 10 years for a new younger audience..when they can put money into developing new story lines and new classics for generations to come…ideally starring role models like Miley Cyrus…not haggard corpse women in their 40s who think they are still 20…

This entire thing offends except for her shorts…those I kinda like

To see the rest of the pics click here

Posted in:Cameron Diaz

2013

14

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

It’s amazing how uptight people are when you are in a restaurant talking about retard porn and the importance of a retard cage fighting league…in some kind of retard rumble…it’s like everyone has a handicapped family member…or are retarded themselves…I am just into good ideas…god…

Here are some links….

Kim Kardashian’s Weird Dumpy Ass
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Girls With Bare Backs
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Science Fail of the Day
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First Look at the 50 Shades of Grey People
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These Pics Made Me Jerk Off This Morning.
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8 Bit Hunger Games
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First Full Length Hunger Games Trailer
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Awesome Vanity Plates…
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Naked Girls On Cam Are More Fun than Naked Girls Bugging you to Do the Dishes
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China Just Invented A New Way To Torture Children And It’s Awesome.
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Mariah Carey Hates American Idol
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Chicago’s Best Wrappers Dis Kanye
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