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2013

29

Nov

Today in Izabel Goulart’s Instagram of the Day

Izabel Goulart is one of the better people to follow on instagram because you get to watch the ex-Victoria’s Secret model, who still does their fashion shows, but who isn’t in their catalogs, which is weird to me, slowly transition herself from a Brazilian lingerie model, to a Brazilian fitness model…because her instagram is all her fitness shit, and if you scroll back you can see the evolution of being toned to being ripped…from lady-like…to her clit is probably the size of a grown man’s thumb, and despite not being as hot as it could be, I do like me some fit girls…maybe not this fit…but it’s better than fat especially when staring at them tits.

Posted in:Izabel Goulart

2013

29

Nov

Wife Plays Fisherman of the Day

The audio on this is actually what makes the video funny.

I mean seeing some wife fish for the first time to make her husband happy on some trip they went on is a nice gesture, but save that shit for the Facebook album your friends will pretend to care about. Showing your investment into keeping your marriage exciting is just fucking boring…however the soundtrack of your time is amazing and if this was set to a sex scene, it would be substantially funnier…maybe someone needs to do the edit…

Posted in:SFW|Videos

2013

29

Nov

Rosie Huntington-Whitely Ass at the Grocery Store of the Day

Rosie Huntington-Whitely was out doing some grocery shopping and it turned out that even when she does menial housewife tasks that she should be doing instead of making millions of dollars getting naked or half naked in front of the camera…you know because of her vagina…she still looks pretty fucking good…like that she’s having her own personal fashion show…because I guess she’s one of those high maintenance girls who knows her looks are important, they pay the bills, so she’s not about to leave the house looking unkempt, because of a fear it will ruin everything, without realizing that even if she left the house with a diaper on, covered in shit, after a night of gang rape role playing she’d still be a fucking dime.

Either way, lets look at her ass doing chores…even if we can google her ass and see her ass.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Rosie Huntington-Whitely|SFW

2013

29

Nov

Useless Cop of the Day

This is an inspiring Thanksgiving video to ring in the Holiday season and bring in the holiday spirit of goodwill towards men and the black Friday sales…where you can save up to 50 dollars on a TV if you’re lucky…

Where a group of civilians jump into icy waters to save an elderly woman who is stuck in the overturned car…

Only for the cop, the trained professional to stand on the sidelines and watch, because it looked under control, as he chatted on his cellphone and the people handled the rescue as untrained professionals…

I guess he didn’t want to get wet, he doesn’t get paid enough for that. What a jok, but in his defence aren’t all cops useless in their own right?

Posted in:SFW|Videos

2013

28

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

I am thankful for all the questionable women who are feeling especially lonely today..you know without family, or friends, or a significant other…drunk and desperate just looking to fill the void with any random cock…

I am really thankful for them…

Here are some stepLINKS

Warning – Morning After Pill Doesn’t Work on Fat Girls – That Shit Follows You For Life
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Gary Oldman Beating the Meet
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Lil Kim’s Camel Toe Remix…
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A Whole Bunch of Hot Ass…
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Hilary Duff Dressed Like a Thanksgiving Turkey
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30 Gifs to get you Through the Day
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The Geese Tsunami…
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Some Chick Named Talita in Lingerie
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God Doesn’t Want These Girls to Twerk
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Some Thanksgiving inspired shit..
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Nicki Minaj Selfies…
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20 NBA Dunks of the 90s
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Sabine Lisicki in a Bikini in the Bahamas
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9 Ways to Survive Holiday Dinner
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Jordan Carver’s Big Tits Being Covered in Milk
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Amanda Cerny in Leggings Working Out
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Rat in the Toilet – Crazy
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The World Record Holder of Pizza Boxes…I am Sure He Fucks A lot
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Some Hot Babe Named Megan Elizabeth Stripping
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Rosie Jones and Friends…Topless
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Some Japanese Stop Motion
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Rita Ora Shitty Panty Flash
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Truck Cheats Death…
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Truck Explodes on Highway
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Chloe Moretz in a Magazine
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Glacier Disintegrates
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Marloes Horst in Lingerie Catalog Pics
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British People Describe Thanksgiving
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Vanessa Hudgens in her Underwear
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Intense Firecracker Show…
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Liliana Lago in a Bikini
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Hailee Steinfeld is Boring as Fuck
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Some Crazy Car Accident
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Irina Sharipova fo Nasty Gal
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Eva Mendes is Dressed Like a Biker
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Thanksgiving Google Doodle
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Lily Aldridge for Victoria’s Secret Lingerie
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Sheer Panty Flash
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Some Victoria’s Secret Bitch Dressed Like a Native for Thanksgiving
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Some Mexican Trash in Bikini Photoshoots
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Dude Sells Testicle to Buy a Car
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Kate Bell Topless in Some Movie
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J.LO Nipple
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Lauren Conrad Craving Attention in Cosmo
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How Texting Mind Games Will Ruin your Life
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DO YOU LIKE GIRLS…CUZ THIS IS WHERE THEY ARE.
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Weirdest Squirt Video Ever
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The Grossest Video you Will Ever See..
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Her Name is Dominno and She’s Got Huge Tits
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The Most Horrible Art Ever
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A Bunch of Shitty Lesbians
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Some Cam Girls Being Cam Girls
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The Hottest Porn on the Internet
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Bitch Pulls Her Tits Out on the Bus
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Hot Chick Masturbating
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Japanese Puke Porn is Totally Normal
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Young Girl in Socks Squirts
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Young Meaty Pussy!
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College Hotties Party Hardcore
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Some Bitch Stripping By the Fire
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My Favorite thing About Strippers is Having Them On my Computer
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Girl Shoving Dildo in Ass…
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Make Girls Squirt..>Then Own Them…
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Show Her a Good Time This Holiday Season…
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The Best Thing to Happen to the Instagram…
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THe Most Obnoxious Shirt Ever….
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

28

Nov

Nina Agdal Bikinis in Barbados with a Dude of the Day

I am convinced that not only does Nina Agdal still smell like Adam Levine’s sperm that he accidentally spilled on her when taking a break from his fiancé who is some other model….

I am also convinced that she is a full retard who happened to luck out in the body department because everyone has something to offer…even full retards in the home…whether it is sex they can’t tell on you for…or cheap labor…or a hot body…or even a drooly mouth to stick your dick in…while they play with rocks in the corner…

I’m hoping this new possibly gay dude, who is possibly her boyfriend or handler has a lot of money, because that SI caliber swimsuit model body she’s been milking…is gone the route of other SI girls…like Kate Upton because SI has no fucking taste and choose the worst girls ever…as Nina Agdal’s body is hardly as hot as it was, not that it’s getting all fat thighed and dumpy assed and shit…because I guess she assumes that’s what people want…

Bitch needs to get her squats on!

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Nina Agdal

2013

28

Nov

Chantelle Houghton is the UK Thanksgiving Turkey of the Day


You probably don’t know who CHANTELLE HOUGHTON …but she was a “Glamour” model…and now she’s doing her best thanksgiving turkey impressions…or maybe this is a Kate Upton modelling impression…

Either way, this plus sized model, fat chicks being celebrated shit has gone too far…keep the fat in your house eating ice cream alone crying…not showing off her gut in the most offensive of workout outfits..

Even if she has not dignity…and even if she’s a whore with no self respect…she should have the decency to be in some serious SPANX and not this…

However, for some weird reason…I call attention craving she’s doing it…and in some weirder situation…I am thankful for whatever is going on here not because I like fat chicks ever, or because I like fat girls working out, trying to not be fat chicks, but because I hope it inspires some of you girls to not over-eat this thanksgiving…cuz fat is disgusting and I’d hate for you to get all Kate Upton unnecessarily…skinny and fit is beautiful…this is not…

The best thing about these pics is that they look like someone screamed “Free Cake” and bitch is running to get it…hilarious

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Chantelle Houghton

2013

28

Nov

Rose McGowan is Naked in Some Student Film Shit of the Day

Wild Rose on Nowness.com

Rose McGowan is awesome…

I’m not just saying that because she’s got awesome tits…or maybe I am…but I am saying it because she’s got awesome tits…I mean I am sure there is more to her than awesome tits…like she’s definitely got more to offer the world than just her tits…she’s had an interesting life with interesting stories…there are more than just tits to this babe…but we don’t need to focus on that….not here, not now…

Rose McGowan is naked in this video for NOWNESS…that reminds me of a shitty college film I would have made, you know any excuse to get the babe naked, fuck I’ll make it black and white, I’ll set wind, I’ll even find a meadow with birds chirping…it’s just formulaic and not high enough a concept for me…however..Rose McGowan is naked in it..and ever since the mid-90s…when I saw Doom Generation…Rose McGowan was something I was all about…even in her 40s…she’s looking’ bangin’. Goodtimes…even when she yells at me on Facebook…for being an asshole…but then again, I generally like girls who hate me an find me a disgusting human…

Posted in:NSFW|Rose McGowan

2013

28

Nov

Vagina Knitting is Pretty Insane of the Day

The best hobby of the year goes to this freakshow and her vagina knitting…not because she’s hot or what she does is compelling, but because she can’t be fucking serious and if she is serious, that makes her amazing.

I posted this on Facebook and some of the homies were into the Menstrual Scarf…but I had my mind set on yeast infection socks…

But like all things lesbian, vaginal and feminist, there’s little room for dudes in this, so that’s why I’m starting “Asshole Knitting”…where we do things our own shit covered way…smelling like a Japanese scat pornstar…everywhere we go…or wherever our knitted tea cozy, throw blanket or sweater and hat set go.

I’m thinking about teaching this at Old Folks homes.

Posted in:Videos

2013

28

Nov

Girl on Molly Gets a Light Show of the Day

Girls have been getting high at raves for the last 25 years or longer…and I’ve been there to see it for the last 25 years of longer…usually wondering what the fuck these idiots in their soiled fur pants were thinking as they got some random creeper to give them a light show that they were mesmerized by…but now it’s gone mainstream, but more importantly the world has cameras, and with cameras come videos of girls in full retards mode and I love it….and not just I know how easy it is to trick these girls on MOLLY to get naked….but because of how stupid they look.

Posted in:Videos