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2013

27

Nov

Alana Blanchard’s Bullshit Video To Promote Her Pretty Dope Ass of the Day

The nice thing about the pro surf industry is that the girls involved, even when they are average at best looking, are fit and have great asses…the other nice thing about the pro surf industry is that those fit girls with great asses are in their bikinis every fucking day with a valid excuse to be in their bikinis…so that they don’t look like daddy issue, attention seeking whores, which is a nice change of pace from every single girl I’ve ever slept with, or even met…even though I know that this bitch is an attention seeking daddy issue whore…and not just because I know her dad took these creepy pics of her…he’s her manager…but because she has a vagina and that’s all part of being a girl, like getting your period…

Either way, here’s her ass.

Posted in:Alana Blanchard

2013

27

Nov

Emily Ratjkowski is Better Naked of the Day

This just in…Emily Ratjkowski is a better model when she’s naked…

She didn’t get here wearing clothes, why the fuck did she start doing it now.

This is the fucking worst…and makes no sense.

What is she thinking.

Posted in:Emily Ratjkowski|SFW

2013

27

Nov

Exploding Whale or Kate Upton Beach Photoshoot of the Day

When I first saw this video I thought it was Kate Upton “bikini” model following her leader and “Anna Nicole Smithing” Herself…you know eating herself to death…only to explode during an SI shoot because SI hasn’t got the memo that bitch is a pig and they still think she sells magazines to people who think she’s hot…who also are people who don’t have computers…and in this generation people with no computers are the people who would find her hot..backwoods inbred illiterate hicks…it’s the only thing that makes sense.

Turns out it’s just a whale exploding.

It makes me want to do the deadly snake dance

Posted in:SFW|Videos

2013

27

Nov

Courtney Stodden Hot in a Brunette Wig of the Day

Courtney Stodden may not be a mastermind, but I have been trying to be her next husband because she clearly has very little taste and does what she does for attention and strategyy to get in the tabloids…I don’t know what her end goal is, but I assume it’s get as many people to notice her as possible, because it feels nice being talked about…cuz I am pretty sure she made more money when she worked at the strip club before she changed her birth certificate to say she’s not 35.

I’ve already submitted the proposal, pitch, business plan, etc…it’s with her people, and while I wait, I’ll stare at her sex doll sized tits posing in a brown wig being seductive and amazing on her quest of being a relevant irrelevant barbie doll no one wants to collect like a creepy diner working trailer park living 60 year old, but me..

Posted in:Courtney Stodden|SFW

2013

27

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The best thing about cheating on my wife every chance I get is the new pussy….you see marriage is boring and depressing as fuck and you only do it because she pays your rent…

here are some morning links…

Courtney Stodden Brunette Big Titty Selfies
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Anchor Man 2 Pics
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Tarantino’s Next Movie Will be a Western…I Love Westerns
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Robot Operated Hotel in China Weirdness
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Diane Kruger in a Bikini
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Awesome Yoga Pants
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Kate Upton Fires her Hair Stylist
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Lucy Pinder NAKED DEM TITTIES
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Ashley Greene is Beat the Fuck Up and That’s Porn to Me
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Sax Battle on the Subway
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25 Facts About Thanksgiving
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Girls in their Natural Habitat of Slut
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

27

Nov

Dillion is the Babe of the Night

DILLON …if that’s your real name…when you look at me like that…dressed like that…you are going to attract the wrong kind of attention for a job interview and no one will take you serious at your job interview you…unless of course your job is getting naked and giving boners…because shit girl, I’m taking whatever that’s going on here, right now, in these pictures pretty fucking seriously…becauseDILLON is serious…so serious…she’s what legends are made of…and I endorse this kind of activity…always…and forever..

To see a more hardcore Dillon because you are a pervert Like me… CLICK HERE

Posted in:NSFW|X-Art

2013

27

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

Here’s to not getting the one night stand I just had unprotected sex with pregnant…I don’t feel like changing my name again and moving to a third world country again…

And here are some stepLINKS…

Laura Prepon May be Tom Cruise’s Next Wife..She’s Got Nothing Else Going On
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The Scary Kate Upton Shoot
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This Lucy Meckenburgh Girl is an Angel Sent from Heaven
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I Am Into Courtney Stodden Cleavage
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Kissing the Vaccuum
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Scary Fish Mouths…
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Tramp Stamps
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This Dakota Girl is Naughty
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Sarah Silverman’s Cleavage Scares Me
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Kim Kardashian Tit
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Girls Showing Off Thigh Gap
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The Best Bloopers of November…
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Gwyneth Paltrow and the Christmas Tree
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Mario Batali is Trolling Us
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Afghanistan’s First Female Rapper!
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Wrecking Ball – Chat Roulette Edition
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17 Busty Girl Problems
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Thanks Alana Blanchard for that Ass
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Scarlett Johansson Photoshopped for Esquire
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Kanye Says His Love Story is like Romeo and Juliet. Let’s Hope it Has the Same Ending
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My Friend Claudia Romani’s Ass in a Thong
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Amber Heard…in a Magazine
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Lorde Looks 40…
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Honest Home Alone Trailer
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Rob Ford Sex Tape Coming Soon
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Girls in Bed….
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Lady Gaga’s See Through Outfit
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I Will NEver Get Over the Lil Kim Camel Toe
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Hilary Duff is Busted – Yet People Still Care
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Angelina Jolie Pokies
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Miley Cyrus May Be Showing Nipple
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Lucy Pinder’s Big Tits
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Megan Fox Lives…
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Nina Agdal for Black Friday….
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Amazing Picture of Jesus
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I Like Taylor Swift’s Tight Body
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I Like Nicki Minaj Tits
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Jennifer Love Hewitt has a New baby….Here’s a Pregnant Pic of her…
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DO YOU LIKE GIRLS…CUZ THIS IS WHERE THEY ARE.
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Girl Shoves Panties in her Slit
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THanksgiving Porn
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Big Tits in the Kitchen
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Webcam Girl With Huge Tits Goin’ At It…
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My Favorite thing About Strippers is Having Them On my Computer
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Dildo Party
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Some Naked Chicks Getting Naked…
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Masturbating in Public
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Naked and Oiled Up
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Make Girls Squirt..>Then Own Them…
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Dildo in Ass
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Make Her Cum Without Even Trying
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The Best Thing to Happen to the Instagram…
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THe Most Obnoxious Shirt Ever….
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

26

Nov

Emily Ratajkowski Nude Orgy Throwback Shoot of the Day

According to the stepFORUM , these pics were from the first issue of Treats Magazine, which is the reason I found Emily Ratajkowski, and started promoting her willingness to get naked before any other site…in a lot of ways…besides Treats Magazine…Emily Ratajkowski owes me her career…I’m like the creepy old Neighbor who bought Celine Dion from her family and made hits…only I didn’t have the insight to own Emily Ratajkowski…she was too busy having sex with Kanye West…but I don;’t judge her for that, she’s just a young girl trying to get ahead with her awesome body…an awesome body….she’s gotten ahead with…from strategic nudity to movie roles..it’s crazy how internet fame works…and I’m still a fan..even if she’s not the best, the hottest, the most talented, she’s just doing it the right-est…now if only right-est was a word…then all my dreams would be fulfilled…

That said, Emily Ratajkowski’s body..motherfuckers, can’t be fucked with, it’s on point even when next to naked dudes, but I’m all for girls willing to get naked!

Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski|NSFW

2013

26

Nov

A Couple More Pics of Kate Upton at the Horrible Photoshoot of the Day

I posted some of these pics of FAT PIG UPTON yesterday…when I was in a state of shock that they happened…because FAT PIG UPTON is an enemy of the site, and really an enemy to the nation…

If a girl of this size and level of disgusting can be celebrated, where is the motivation for girls to get fit, to not eat like cows, because apparently cows are what all you sick fucks want to fuck…cuz I guess hot girls are boring to you and you’re going down that slippery slope of weirdness…

I think she’s been issued by the government to encourage obesity, to be a beacon of hope for fast food companies, and to create a sick and lazy nation…

I don’t understand how seeing a fat girl rolling around in the sand is anything hot, or positive, if anything, these fuckers are just playing a sick joke on us…

She is the worst.

TO SEE ALL THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Kate Upton

2013

26

Nov

Miley Cyrus Tweets a Twerk Event of the Day

A try hard LA rich kid has to learn authentic shit for rip off for her own personal gain somewhere…I mean it’s not like they teach twerking at Disneyland…or in Beverly Hills at her expensive dinners…hair salons…etc.

I am not against disconnected rich kids…I just prefer when they know they are disconnected rich kids…but exploring the dark world of twerk events is ok…Miley reminds me of a bar mitzvah DJs….just easy to digest pop music filled good time for everyone…of all ages

In more interesting news. Apparently….Chatroulette Still Exists…and some dude is doing the Miley on it…

If you don’t like any of that…here she is rapping in a New Will.I.AM video…

Here are some pics of her in COSMO

Posted in:Miley Cyrus|SFW