It’s not thanksgiving here, but all you self righteous assholes in the states have been polluting my life with your family pics, your food pics, your silly anecdotes and your lists of things you are thankful for…
I’m thankful for the internet, even though I hate it, but without it I wouldn’t be a dot com billionaire and more importantly, I would have no questionable girls with no morals to have sex with behind my fat wife’s back.
I’m also thankful for pussy…
But I’m really thankful for this heart warming thanksgiving story they are clearly going to make a Hallmark special on because nothing says thanksgiving….like a mom hitting herself in the stomach for the holidays because no one wants no bastard babies…and all those “who’s the dad” question gets annoying around the turkey…at the homeless shelter because clearly this girl has no family…
Here are some stepLINKS in the morning…
Girls With No Bras….
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Shitty Stars Celebrating Thanksgiving Because They Aren’t Shitty or Self Involved Enough
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11 Signs your Turkey Was Fed Growth Hormones
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6 Mostly Reassuring Facts About Flying
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Why Jennifer Lawrence is Better than You
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17 Naughty Natives for Thanksgiving
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Some Cheerleader Getting Checked Out
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Eminiem’s Rap God Video
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Bears Acting Like Humans
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Family Photo of the Day
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Girls Girls Girls on Camera…
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