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2013

06

Nov

Courtney Stodden’s Official Statement of the Day

I’m going to let you motherfuckers sit on this one for a while, take it all in, so that you really understand what’s going on in the world of Child Bride Courtney Stodden, who is debatably in her 40s….

After two and a half years of marriage, Courtney and Doug have decided to become legally separated. This is a mutual and amicable decision that they’re making together. As you know, Courtney was married at a young age. Now, at nineteen, she’s interested in exploring life as an unmarried single young adult — with the freedom to explore her independence. Doug supports Courtney 100%. The two will share custody of their precious pup, Dourtney, remain living in the same house [for now] in separate bedrooms, and Doug will be co-managing Courtney’s career.

“We love each very much, want for each other’s happiness, and will continue being the best of friends for life”. — Doug Hutchison and Courtney Stodden

They will be ok guys…don’t worry…and I expect great things from her, she has her whole life ahead of her, and dudes everyone be warned, don’t fall in love with a young girl, they will use you to get ahead and break you in two…along the way…but sometimes…like with Courtney Stodden it is worth it.

My life goal has just become…making Stodden love me…we are a great American love story waiting to happen…I just regret ditching her Halloween party as invited to..that was capitalizing on the rebound fail number 1…but I will bounce back…

This whole thing is ridiculous, in a good way…

Posted in:Courtney Stodden

2013

06

Nov

Some Drunk Dude…Pissing in a Garbage Can of the Day

The best thing about being drunk is if you’re a mayor of a Canadian city you can blame it for your crack smoking, if you’re a pervert you can blame it for cheating on your wife / fucking a fat chick…you can blame it on your DUI…it is really the answer to all your problems and people accept it as a valid excuse because they’ve been drunk too…

In this dude’s case, it’s the reason he got to pee in the garbage can at a convenience store…something I am sure at least one of you wanted to do…but wasn’t drunk enough to do it…

Liquid courage baby…it’s our life line…

Posted in:Videos

2013

06

Nov

Freakish Lindsey Wixson for Eres Paris 2014 of the Day


Lindsey Wixson is some top model, who I am sure is a very lovely lady with lots of fun and happy things to contribute to a conversation because being a top model has put her in fun and crazy situations and taken her to fun and crazy places and made her a lot of fucking money…but for some reason her fame or success in modelling makes no sense to me…because as far as I’m concerned she looks like a freak…just a weirdo face designed for a horror movie…that I am putting up anyway,..cuz we are in the tail end of Halloween…and you know somewhere someone is still passed out in a ditch in costume…not ready to accept Starbucks introducing the Holiday collection already…but more importantly I’m doing it cuz she’s in a bikini…and trying to understand her face…is some mind melding puzzle you retards could probably use as a brain exercises….

Lindsey Wixson
Freakish Lindsey Wixson for Eres Paris 2014 of the Day

Lindsey Wixson is some top model, who I am sure is a very lovely lady with lots of fun and happy things to contribute to a conversation because being a top model has put her in fun and crazy situations and taken her to fun and crazy places and made her a lot of fucking money…but for some reason her fame or success in modelling makes no sense to me…because as far as I’m concerned she looks like a freak…just a weirdo face designed for a horror movie…that I am putting up anyway,..cuz we are in the tail end of Halloween…and you know somewhere someone is still passed out in a ditch in costume…not ready to accept Starbucks introducing the Holiday collection already…but more importantly I’m doing it cuz she’s in a bikini…and trying to understand her face…is some mind melding puzzle you retards could probably use as a brain exercises….

Posted in:Lindsey Wixson

2013

06

Nov

Cats in Tights of the Day

This is probably the most insane thing I have seen today…which isn’t really saying much because I just woke up…but it is saying something because I am so desensitized to think anything is insane means it is really fucking weird…and putting your cats in tights..especially if you are a dude and going out and buying the tights…seems on some level kinda sexual in a horrible way…and on all levels creepy as fuck…but I am pretty happy it happened because it’s ridiculous looking…

TO SEE MORE OR TO PARTICIPATE CUZ YOU ARE WEIRD CLICK HERE

Posted in:LOLZ|SFW

2013

06

Nov

Stefania Ferreira For Limonada Beachwear of the Day


Stefania Ferreira is a model I am going to assume is Brazilian because of her name and after 10 years of doing this…I realize neither her name or her country of origin really matters to any of you perverts…you just want to be tipped off to hot girls who get paid to post half naked…even if half naked is supposed to be something sacred for their husbands’ eyes only…but I guess that was in a pre-internet time when girls were still ladies and not spreading their vaginas and smearing it on everything they could to get more and more famous and more and more money to buy more and more useless shit….to feed their egos…

I still don’t mind staring at them even if they have no soul..

Posted in:Stefania Ferreira

2013

06

Nov

Kylie is the Last Underage Kardashian for the Mom to Exploit of the Day

I don’t really give a fuck about 15 year old Kardashians who are being bred like the farm animals we can safely assume they are into being fame whore brats who manage to make a lot of fucking money in the process…I mean there are so many of them…how can they not be their own little enterprise…

But it seems like everyone is excited at the fact that one turned 18 and the mom didn’t waste any time put the heat on the last standing underage one she could squeeze in before her devil uterus shut down operation in her fame-whoring quest….Because underage girls get noticed by perverts…always…and that shit creates loyalty for life…

Cuz now the little one is posting slutty pics, that could just be her being jealous of her older sister’s porn career, her other older sisters porn offers now that she’s 18, so she’s trying to establish her own porn future…here and now…and you love it…sicko

Posted in:Kylie Jenner|SFW

2013

06

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Sexting a girl you’ve had sex with who doesn’t like being reminded she had sex with you is always a lot of laughs…when they tell you they are going to file for a restraining order.

Here are some stepLINKS…

Kylie Jenner Legs
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15 Celebs Who Don’t Age Cuz They Are Robots…
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Guy Falling Asleep at Work
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Gymnast Girl and Her Handspring Nut Shot
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Royals / 2Pac / Beck Mash-Up with Foam
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Meanwhile in Russia…..
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A Whole Bunch of Selfies
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Courtney Stodden Official Statement
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Girls Who Think THey Are Nerds for Wearing Glasses
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David Arquette’s Knocking Up Bitches
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Some Random Model Posing
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HOT HOT PUSSY PARTY
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

06

Nov

Catie is the Babe of the Day

Her name is CATIE …She’s 19…American and pretty much perfect to look at and more importantly in her career choices..that involve her showing off just how much she likes her music…a lot better than any girl has ever liked me…or the things I do to them…but in my defence they are usually drunk or passed out by the time we get to the topless part of the night…while Catie…just does this on her own and is amazing at it…or at least amazing to look at while she’s at it…these glamour shots may not change your life, but I would like to divorce my wife to marry.

TO SEE MORE OF MILA GETTING WAY MORE HARDCORE CLICK HERE

Posted in:NSFW|X-Art

2013

05

Nov

stepLINKS of the DAy

Asking a girl you had sex with 10 years ago…for pictures of her vagina because you want to see how much it has grown in the last 10 years…is not a good way to actually see her vagina…to see how much it has grown in the last 10 years…not that you should ever chase after pussy you’ve had…but sometimes…loneliness gets the better of us…making this kind of sabotage ok.

Speaking of sabotage…here’s a video that was sent to me that I don’t understand…but you will masturbate to

Drinking time…here are some stepLINKS…

I am into this Charlie Sheen Brooke Mueller Fight
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Russell Brand is Playing Smart….and It’s Semi Interesting…If you Have Nothing ELse Going on
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Two Planes Collide Mid-Air
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Natasha Anastasia is Pretty Perfect…
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Kylie Jenner’s Tween Cleavage in a See Through Dress To Take Over as the Underage Busty Kardashian
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Erotic Japanese Sushi Commercial
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Flash Flood!
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8 Crimes Committed by Kids
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Down Blouse…
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Kate Hudson Mom
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Musical Instruments You Didn’t Know Existed
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The Hottest Pics of Young Jenny McCarthy
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Her Name is Salle Pressman – This is Her See Through
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Can you say, Wolf Pussy? Jaimie Alexander Flashes Her Hairy Beaver At THOR Premiere
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Charlie Webster See Through!
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Jessica Alba’s Mom Ass in a Dress
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A Great Way to Get Arrested
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Her Name is Keyara Bikini…
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Kate Upton Cleavage!!!
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I Support Kanye Re-Purposing the Confederate Flag
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I Want to Have Sex with Annie Lennox Daughters
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10 Facts About Sex….
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These sexual predators are also idiots…
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Who Cares If She Can’t Spell. She Has A Great Fucking Camel Toe
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Kelly Brook in Lingerie Is Good
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How You Actually See Wine Bottles
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Best Husband Reaction to his Cheating Wife
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Salma Hayek Big Tits
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Babes Tugging on Clothes….
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Hot Pics of Amber Heard
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Rihanna at the CLUB….
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Seducing the Bees
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Cat VS Printer
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23 GIFS to Watch Forever
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The Power of Photoshop.
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You Need These Cock Rings
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Girls at the Club….being Whores…As They Do…
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Chrissy Teigan – Pug Face
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Selena Gomez in Some Photoshoot
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Girls in Sports Bras…
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So Much Emily Ratajkowski Nude…
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Jennifer Love Hooker is No More
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Glasgow Fire Works!
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HOT HOT PUSSY PARTY
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Her Name is Monica – But I JUst Call her Tits
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GIRLS LIKE VIBRATORS….
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Cam With Her…Cuz She’s a Babe
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The Best Thing to Happen to the Instagram…
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This Shirt Gets Me Laid…..#FACT
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Those have been the stepLINKS…let’s celebrex

Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

05

Nov

Jaimie Alexander’s See Through Dress of the Day

Jaimie Alexander didn’t wear underwear in some see through dress because she wants everyone to know who she is…now they do…and they also know what her vagina looks like if they have magical nerd eyes that can see through fabric…

I fully support this kind of slutty, naughty, attention seeking behavior..because showing off vagina is the best low level way to get people to notice….we know she knew this was going to happen…meaning she wanted us to see it…and it was a planned event to get this reaction…especially the night she was announced as being the next Wonder Woman….

I am a fan of this, because it reminds me that all girls in this industry are whores willing to expose themselves, which is convenient because it reminds me that I love looking at vagina…not matter who the vagina is attached to…

When it’s being shown off to get noticed…it’s the kind of “Look at me”…bottom feeding that makes me want to bottom feed…off of her bottom…f you know what I mean….and you do…cuz you want to also…

Here are some of the pics that I assume she’s got some kind of Merkin or Pussy tape as panties….because I can’t see labia and no starlet is “THAT” crazy…or maybe they are…I’ll let you figure it all out cuz you have nothing better to do.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Jaimie Alexander