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2013

Oct

Anastasia Ashley in the Best Surf Video Ever of the Day

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I have been trying to marry Anastasia Ashley…for the last 3 months. She’s a fucking star on all levels and I love her for more than just her fearless approach to life, her surfing and what one may consider shameless or even exhibitionism on her instagram…

I think is amazing…even if it’s not smeared up against my face…which it should be and the fact that it isn’t makes me sad.

That said, She’s been getting all kinds of shit today on the internet because she posted this video of her ass being amazing before catching a wave, if that’s even surf talk, I’m not really in that world, and I don’t know what’s up in general…maybe that’s why Anastasia won’t marry me…but what I do know is is fit round asses when I see them and it seems like this ass is fit and round and I want to chip my tooth on it…

You see surf girls, even the fat, ugly, troll-like ones all have rocking’ asses…but some get more hate than others and since I want to be her superman…I am here to defend her…

The fact is simple, she’s in a bikini all fucking day, so being in a bikini isn’t a thing for her, it’s like her posing in pants would be more unnatural for her, she’s got a great fit body, that she’s spent her life working on, that she’s clearly comfortable with, and just living, is not exploiting it just cuz she’s showing it….

No one hates on a nurse for posing in her blood and semen covered scrubs…you see this is her fucking uniform…

People can choose to watch her or ignore her, they can even hate on her, even though that’s kinda homosexual, but shitting on her for having a great shitter that happens to go everywhere she goes, because if it didn’t, that would be weird.

Girl surfers, no matter how good they are, are second rate to the men. Their prize money is shit, they need to work their asses off for sponsors who pay them whatever is left from their budget that isn’t spent on dudes, and their entire existence and ability to surf full-time depends on being spokesmodels to their brands…All surfers do this….

So the reality is, this Anastasia angel sent from heaven to ruin my life bitch can surf, she wins, she’s insane, she’s got a bigger personality than the waves she kills herself on, she works hard on surfing daily, and her ass is just her fucking ass…but here she is being hated for what is probably the best video ever, but I may just be saying that cuz I am smitten with her.

You see the industry treats these girls like models, people want these pictures and videos, their livelihood depends on it, but when they happen, everyone takes a “Higher than thou” stance, and hate on it, when really they are all the reason for it….and really what’s the big fucking deal…she’s in a fucking bathing suit surfing yo….chill the fuck out.

I am glad this video happened, because it gives us all something to compare our wife’s shitty, lazy, boring asses to…it gives me hope of one day shoving my tongue up in this….

It’s not like she’s released a sex tape to get a reality show like Kim Kardashian and all the other fame whores…she’s a suffer and this is a surf video…It’s not like she posted this and emailed all the blogs asking for it to be posted…she’s just a fucking surfer and you’re all just a bunch of perverts for thinking it’s just a strategic gratuitous ass video…and even if it was…I’ll take two more…

People just like to hate…and the only thing I hate is that Anastasia Ashley won’t be my Valentine for the rest of time…til death do us part….like we were Final Destionada….

All this to say, I wish I was her wet suit…just for a day…all covered in her pee…it would be magical…we’re all allowed to have dreams….

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2013

Oct

Back of Truck Comedian Fail of the Day

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I don’t know where this video was shot, or when it was shot, I just know it happened, it is in another immigrant language and it’s ridiculous.

From my deep investigative journalism approach to this video, I watched it and saw a topless dude trying to make people laugh with some chick he was in the back of a truck with, in what I assumed was going to be a little public sex video that I would have definitely watched, but rather became a fail video, that I will still watch, because lets face it, assholes trying to be funny, getting owned by fate, make them actually funny..which is ultimately what they were going for, it just happened in a better way that their retard ass intended for it….

If you don’t like that, here’s a dude ambushing his neighbor’s dog with an air horn to keep it from crapping in the yard…

Or maybe you prefer this Woman Driver

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2013

Oct

Georgia May Jagger for Terry Richardson of the Day

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I am a fan of Georgia May Jagger and her model/rockstar genes, not because I’ve been a Rolling Stone fan for years and want to experience the least gay way to get to genetically the same lips as Jagger, something I am sure Gene Simmons’ daughter goes through with his crazy fans all the time….and not because I am I’m old enough to really remember Jerry Hall’s modelling, because she was working in a time when I was probably having sex with Mexican prostitutes in Mexico, and not reading the fashion magazines like some kind of poofter…I am a fan of Georgia May Jagger because she’s got a great name, and an even better look, her trust fund may also make her the kind of girl you’d want to K-Fed, but I am more into the fact that she isn’t a fame whore or gold digger, she’s got money and is just being hot for her own hustle, which to me is amazing…she was probably raised to be awesome, around cool people, in cool places, with the perfect level of daddy issues from him never being around, to understanding that guys like to spread their seed across many women…not to mention she’s been knee deep in the party forever…making her the prized fuckin hen at the county fair we call life…and I want to get her pregnant…if only the internet could make that love happen for me

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2013

Oct

Lauren Hastings Titties for Jason Lee Perry of the Day

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I am Facebook friends with photographer Jason Lee Perry, so I’ve seen a lot of his pics over the years…

I am also Facebook friends with Lauren Hastings, and I have been for a very very long time, we’ve had a bunch of what were probably creepy conversations, but have never actually met in person, which is probably one of life’s great tragedies, because based on these topless pics of her, I would totally try to get her pregnant…and spend the rest of my life with her…

I think our love affair started back in 2007 when Lauren was just an LA girl doing the occasional commercial modelling job, who had her clothes stolen by Lohan, something I would totally do, if it was dirty…preferably panties, back when Lohan was just starting out with her stealing shit from people…and

It started from being ignored by her then, to being ignored by her now, we’re here…she’s worked the scene proper, has far more followers and relevance even though she’s older and I believe she’s gonna seriously, finally, hit big…and I support that because girls who ignore me turn me on the most, especially when I can stare at their titties…

She’s hot enough to pull it off, and I like staring at her hipster nudes…now I just need to figure out how to make her love me…

Here’s their lovely shoot that I want to get pregnant…

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2013

Oct

Very NSFW Adrien Broner Sex Tape of the Day

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You know how it is when you’re a bored overpaid athlete…you have girls throwing themselves at you all fucking day and even when they aren’t….it’s just a matter of making a phone call…since you know as well as they know that they are just in it for the money anyways, so whether they are legit gold diggers or groupies or hookers…in your mind they are all the fucking same…and you have sex with them regardless because there is just a lot of downtime and nothin’ to do in your privileged life…

The funny thing is that girls know that Athletes are all alpha males with a lot of money, yet they jump at the opportunity to be jumped by them, like it is some kind of status thing…so weird.

The only pro athletes who aren’t out fucking random young sluts without a condom in hotel room threesomes are the weirdo Jesus freaks who play baseball, but other than that…it’s an anything goes free for all orgy filled with unwanted pregnancies, illegitimate babies and courtroom paternity test settlements…

He’s a boxer, and like many boxers before him, he’s all testosterone fueled and the bitches be ready to fuck…this was leaked to Worldstar cuz the girls are probably trying to fame whore…use every opportunity you can yo….

Started from the unprotected sex with the ratchets…now we’re here…

Who really knows if it is him all I See is unprotected EGGPLANT …and to celebrate that…you should GET THIS it’s the unofficial sex tape mercy.

Posted in:Adrien Broner|NSFW

2013

Oct

Selena Gomez is Awesome in a Bikini of the Day

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I think I just fell in love with Selena Gomez…all it took was a few months to forget she scissored with Justin Beiber in some of the gayest lesbian sex ever…but more importantly it took some touring to shed that pesky 10 pounds of weed and prescription pill weight that was holding you down and making her not very amazing to look at in a bikini in Springbreakers….

She’s the kind of girl I want to sing love songs, written by a team of a dozen people, set up by the record label, in efforts to sell millions of copies, like I am some kind of money making puppet, because she’s into those kinds of long songs…and maybe, just maybe, we’ll scissor one day too…cuz I am an inny not an putty.

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2013

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I am running on West Coast time, even though I am in the east coast, and I kinda like the easy, laid back pace, all those hippie cults with their juices and shit have rubbed off on me, even if I get nothing done, because luckily I am unemployed…

Here are some morning links at lunch time for you pervert losers…

Is Your Halloween Costume Racist?
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This Church is Shaped Like a Dick
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Turn Around – The Supercut
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You Need This….
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The Highest Paid Actresses of 2013
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This is the Subway in Venezuela
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The 25 Best Players in NBA Today
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We Got Ourselves some Tramp Stamps
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The New X-Men has a Trailer and Jennifer Lawrence Bikini Pics Celebrate that….
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Girls Who Have Forgot Their Pants
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New Eminem Featuring Rihanna and it’s Good…
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I think You’re Crazy Not to Click This Link…
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2013

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

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I judge you based on your Starbucks order…Drinking Time….

That said…RIP Motherfucker

I was a fan…

Here are some stepLINKS….

Kelly Osbourne Hates Gaga in a Bra
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Eliza Gonzalez is Not as Hot Without Make-Up
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Thigh Gap is a Thing…a Very Very Very Amazing Thing….
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Olivia Wilde is Pregnant
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This Year’s Worst Costumes….
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Taylor Swift in Short Shorts
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15 Sexy Superheroes
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Magdalena the Model in a Bikini
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America’s Most Infamous Strip Clubs,
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Kate Upton Celebrating Lou Reed’s Death…
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Best Halloween Cameltoe You’ll See Today
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Hilary Duff in Jeans
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OSU Marching Band is Pretty Serious
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Animals Riding Animals
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Katy Perry Riding Bikes in Sweaters Fetish
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A Playboy Lookin Girl Posing
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Solid Titty Infomercial
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Nicki Minaj Cameltoe
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Adrienne Bailon Sideboob
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The Strongest Girl in Russia
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Claudia Romani…is My Friend…and this is her Ass
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A Horse in a Thong Fanning her Ass…Yes…
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The Best News Bloopers of 2013
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Japanese Sportscaster on Nascar is Good.
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Aubrey Plaza is Boring
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Some Random Nude Model You’ll Like
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15 People WHo Don’t Understand How Escalators Work
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Sloppy Wet Camel Toe. Just How I Like Them…
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Pippa Middleton Circus Performer!
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Lazy Halloween Costumes
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Britney on this Morning Show Doing Michael Jackson is So Weird…
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Some Babes in Wheels and Heels Magazine
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Doutzen Kroes Feels Guilty for Being So Pretty….
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Creative Costumes You’ll Like
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Julianne Hough in Blackface Isn’t as Fun as Her in a Bikini
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Kim Kardashian Big Tits…Celebrating Her Birthday
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Girls With Huge Tits
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Shaq Endorsing this Republican is Hilarious
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Here are some Career Changing Roles that Actors Turned Down
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Courtney Stodden’s Big Tits in a Tight Dress
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Kelly Brook Gives Us A Shot Of Her Ass. Nice Upskirt.
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Bianca Balti in Some Fashion Shoot
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Jennifer Hudson Trying to Look Hot
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Card Trick of the Day
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The Evolution of Beyonce…
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Scariest Halloween Costumes!
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Ain’t No Party Like a Girl Getting Naked Party…Let’s Party
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The Best Ref Ever…
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Some Big Tits Stretching….Hard
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Mom Ruins a Sex Party
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Hooker Sex
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Fucking a Champagne Bottle the Right Way
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LEARN HOW GIRLS LIKE TO FUCK
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Some Naked Chicks Getting Naked…
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GIRLS LIKE VIBRATORS….
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2013

Oct

NSFW Pippi Longstocking star Tami Erin’s Sex Tape of the Day

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I am a little late on this…but apparently the Pipi Longstocking tape that was advertised as being stolen and leaked without her consent has hit the internet and is available for sale…but as someone who has been on a porn set, I know that even the fucking make-up artist has to have her ID photocopied and contracts need to be signed, cuz this shit is regulated hard…

This is just another basic example of a basic low level trying to get famous in the most basic way…and the good news is she does anal, but in this day and age, I think everyone does anal…

If this happened when she was still on TV…you know still on Pipi Longstocking and not just a the girl who was on Pipi Longstocking people over 40 remember…this could be interesting…

I mean at least more interesting than seeing a chick craving attention getting cummed on her belly…because I’m always down to watch that shit…even if it’s an obvious fail on all fronts…

People just don’t get it…this isn’t the 90s…sex tapes don’t fool us anymore…

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2013

Oct

Celebrity Halloween Costumes So Far of the Day

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It is Halloween and people are going fucking nuts. I was just in LA and the hottest girls are always the fame whore wannabe celebrity LA chicks who aren’t at the exclusive parties, but are working fucking hard to one day be, just walking Sunset half naked, in various creative costumes, trying to get noticed and outdo each other, because that’s what competitive quest for fame is all about….

The actual celebrities, are just typical, disconnected and obvious in their played out costumes, that you’ll still like, because you appreciate disconnected celebrity bullshit, especially when in costume….even though you should be focused on the everyday girls fighting to get noticed, they have more to prove!

My biggest fail was not going to the Playboy party when I could have…I just assumed Playboy was dead…which I guess makes sense since it is Halloween and the dead celebrate…

Here are some of the celebrity costumes that people are talking about, even though they bore me, that have happened so far, even though it’s not even Halloween yet…

Zombie Hugh Hefner and his “Wife” Gold Digger Hooker Dressed Like Hooker Miley and Zombie Robin Thicke

Joan Rivers Dressed Like Fat Miley….

Elisabetta Canalis was Wonder Woman which is appropriate because we be wondering why she’s famous….

Paris Hilton did Miley Cyrus and Barbie…both the herpes ridden bootleg Kim Kardashian version…

Julianne Hough Black Face Which is Hilarious…and Amazing…Especially Since She’s Trying to Pretend it Didn’t Happen…like it was the Sex with Ryan Seacrest she “Had” when they were “dating”….