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2013

25

Oct

Some Never Before Seen Madonna Nudes of the Day

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The story goes like this…in 1977 Madonna wasn’t Madonna yet and she, like so many girls before her and after her who have tits and a vagina, decided to do some nude photos, whether to help pay the rent, or because she thought she was hot enough and it made her feel appreciated, or maybe she was trying to leverage herself into some sort of next level…and what it comes down is her motivation doesn’t matter. I am just glad it happened….

I wonder why it took so long for these pics to be released, I would have been up on this when she was at her peak, not when she peaked in terms of age…..I mean she’s got an awesome fucking bush…that should have been shared years ago…and not now that we need to wish had a time machine to appreciate the social climbing fame whore that was..

This is kinda like jerking off to your grandma’s bikini pics….it’s almost as though we’re not even looking at the same fucking person…but 1977 was a good year and more importantly I like how it reminds us how old as fuck Madonna is…

Posted in:Madonna|NSFW

2013

25

Oct

Lady Gaga’s Moustache Lingerie Attention Cry Press Conference of the Day

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Lady Gaga is dumpy and ridiculous and always has been. She was a fabricated lie by the record labels who proved that with marketing and a little concept idiots everywhere would get totally sucked into her shit, including herself…

Well she showed up to a press conference in lingerie with a Parisian moustache…

We call this outfit, falling the fuck off, making a fool of yourself for attention, hoping your silly stunts, that are just silly stick and people respect you as an artist again, even though more focus is put on shitty publicity stunts that get boring, than on producing good quality product, you fool.

What a joke.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Lady Gaga|SFW

2013

25

Oct

French Actress Adele Exarchopoulos and Lea Seydoux Lesbian Scene the Day

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This is not pornography, this is art, it is cinema, and like fashion, the nudity associated with cinema is considered ART and not pornography, even though it is as pornographic as mainstream movies can get, I mean she’s in so deep she probably got poo on her nose…

Her name is Adele Exarchopoulos, she’s getting a lot of hype, mainly cuz of this movie that was banned in America called Blue is the Warmest Color, that is about high school kids who fuck….the other actress is Lea Seydoux, who plays the older lady who fucks the younger girl, and the whole thing reminds us just how great French women are…and how great French cinema is…

The movie opens in the States this week, maybe even today, looks awesome enough for me, even if there is only 10 minutes of fucking in the 3 hour movie, but I’m always into watching movies for the sex, and I am really into giving girls any reason to to dyke out like they want to, but would never, without a purpose, like it is a job, so they actually do it….

Looks hot to me…

Posted in:Adele Exarchopoulos|Léa Seydoux|NSFW

2013

25

Oct

Candice Swanepoel’s Awesome Instagram Pic of the Day

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Candice Swanepoel posted this Victoria’s Secret fitness picture on her social media, and I totally approve of this type of behavior, even if it is being trickled down to us from an evil corporation, because sometimes evil corporations figure out just how easy it is to trick us into looking at pics of their products by sneaking them on babes and making them semi pornographic, at least to someone like me who loves booty in tight pants, because it is hot….and really to the right person, everything and anything can be pornographic…there are enough freaks out there to get off to the weirdest shit…that this is up on some real subtle goodness I would like to bury my face into…if only it didn’t taste like a computer screen….and whatever I spilled on it last night..

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel|SFW

2013

25

Oct

Nina Agdal’s Bras of the Day

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If you’re wondering what Nina Agdal’s vagina smells like, it’s remnants of Adam Levine, because like any groupie opportunist slut, trying to validate her success with the rockstar, popstar, tv star, rich kid from LA she puts inside it, she can’t go wash his stale semen out of her, because she doesn’t want to forget that it happened, or be forced to admit that it wasn’t as special as she wants to believe it was, and that she was just vagina he was plowing through on his quest to more vagina to plow through…and that’s probably why they’ve cropped out the her waist down…shit’s all fucking rancid and growing moss and shit…oh well…at least we can stare at her semi retarded looking face…and I know the word retard is offensive because your cousin is a retard, but you need to get over that and let us use the derogatory words we grew up on in peace.

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2013

25

Oct

Kim Kardashian is So Subtle of the Day

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So it begins…the subtle fame whore who is really not subtle…making subtle gestures that are really not subtle…involving her straight flexing the ring that corporate sponsors for her show bought to give it a storyline for this season, the one we hope ends in a plane crash on a family vacation that you know would never happen because they are such horrible egos, they fly separate so that they can’t rid the world of their evil….

It’s all strategic, we all know, but seeing her play it off with some Starbucks Drake hands so badly is funny to me, even if I find her the fucking worst…

Started as a pornstar now she’s here…

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Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2013

25

Oct

Gabrielle Union’s Instagram Bikini of the Day

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Rape Survivor, because girls who get raped don’t like to be called rape victims, it is up on some Politically correct, anti-cyberbullying, band together because we are one bullshit these people do in their recovery process, that as someone who hasn’t been raped, I can’t relate to….Gabrielle Union…who is 40 posted some bikini pics…because she looks like this…and should post bikini pics…this is the kind of freak of nature, that unlike the girl born with a set of testicles, I can get into…

Posted in:Gabrielle Union

2013

25

Oct

Inga Makarova Nude Modeling for a Magazine Called Volo of the Day

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I don’t know who this Inga Makarova chick is, but I know she’s lovely as fuck and that I am in love and hope she is still available for purchased on the mail order bride websites that I am sure don’t actually ship the ones who look like this, but rather the ditch pigs no one wants, because that’s the key to internet scams, but it low and sell it high…and I guess anyone buying a wife on the internet, doesn’t really have standards…

TO SEE A LOT OF OTHER BABES NAKED IN THIS MAGAZINE…THE BEST MAGAZINE EVER CLICK HERE

Posted in:Inga Makarova|NSFW

2013

25

Oct

A Crazy Man and His Morning Dance of the Day

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Here’s a good video of a man having a debate with himself at least according to the awesome narrator…

I do the same thing when dealing with crazies, because they bring joy to the urban landscape, I like when they talk to themselves, and dance, but I am more into when they ask me for the time, like they have somewhere to be…

Crazy people make the world a better place…except for the people they kill…including themselves.

Posted in:Videos

2013

25

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I just woke up. I blame last nights Spin Class, and I don’t mean the exercise program, but rather…my own variation of the exercise program…that involves me drinking and trying to spin girls into wanting to have sex with…only to sleep on the motherfuckin’ couch…because I didn’t have roofies to help with my convincing…

Here are some links…

Miranda Kerr is Single – And Has Banged Bieber
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Katy Perry Childhood Photos for the Creepers
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Tori Spelling Calls Katie Holmes a Plastic Robob
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Ring Goes Seinfeld
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Miley’s Tongue Won’t Stop…
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The Jersey Shore Girl Everyone Has Forgot
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10 People Who Were Killed By Their Pets
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Katy Perry vs Zooey Deschanel
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Girls in Sweaters
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DED Talks Silliness
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1000s of Live Naked Babes….
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