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2013

21

Oct

Nina Agdal’s Boring Lingerie Catalog Pics of the Day

Nina Agdal aka one of the many vaginas tainted by Adam Levine is in some Holiday lingerie catalog pics…that like most lingerie catalog pics are boring as fuck…and not even worth looking at, yet for some reason, a reason I call tits get hits, I feel compelled to post this…you see I don’t care about Nina Agdal or her story…or her career…or even that she is paid to pose half naked…I wouldn’t care if she was fully naked…because the internet has made naked so accessible that we don’t need people like that to waste space in our brains…yet here I am making it seem like she matters…when really she doesn’t..especially in these shitty pics…

Posted in:Nina Agdal

2013

21

Oct

Kate Moss Never Wears a Bikini Top of the Day

Kate Moss is probably around 100 years old and has been modelling for at least 4 decades at this point…so seeing her topless at the beach is nothing really exciting or new…because she does this every time she is in a bikini…she’s European like that…not to mention she’s been topless in her modelling since the 90s…so these nipples are like an old friend or ex girlfriend…and like old friends they are boring to hang out with, you kinda hate what they have become, and you try to avoid them when they call you for the 10th time and you feel obligated to answer, but they bring a level of normalcy and comfort to your life, consistency, even though they are now just older and fatter and less interesting than they once were…and you already fucked them in their prime…but you’ll still keep them around…cuz that’s what life is about…never turning your back on a set of tits…even if you really want to…

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Posted in:Kate Moss|NSFW

2013

21

Oct

Alexa Vega’s Amazing Workout Pic of the Day

Alexa Vega is doing the social media game right…from Spy Kid to girl you don’t feel you need to pretend you don’t want to fuck because she’s no longer 12, but rather a busty little hispanic child star with all the daddy issues and broken down child star issues you should look for in a girl you masturbate to.

From huge tits, to big cleavage bikini pics that she’s been pushing the last year or so, to being in a new Robert Rodriguez movie, because he casts her in everything so she never tells anyone what actually happened on the set of Spy Kids…to these hot ass work out pants …she’s got a second wind in her…and I wish it was being blown gently out of her vagina on my face…she is a babe.

Posted in:Alexa Vega

2013

21

Oct

Beyonce’s Topless Pic for Tumblr of the Day

I guess the most important thing to say when writing a Beyonce post is, who the fuck cares about Beyonce….and why the fuck am I writing a post on her “topless” picture that a bunch of websites have decided is news…and the sad thing is, I don’t have the answers, I just find it ridiculous that a picture that is clearly from a photoshoot of Beyonce possibly topless, is something people are talking about, because there is no nipple…and even if there was nipple, it’s Beyonce and we are all supposed to collectively pretend she doesn’t exist, because she’s the fucking worst…sent from hell to fool the world into buying into her bullshit…and now has a horrible ego because it worked….

Here’s the pic…that is hardly a topless pic but rather just another one of Beyonce’s lies.

Posted in:Beyonce

2013

21

Oct

Best Chinese Gossip of the Day

This is a pretty funny story that involves a Chinese business man, a Chinese model, 16,000 dollars and breast milk…

I mean I’m not too up to speed on Chinese, but from what the article says, this dude paid some mom model to breast feed him for 16,000 dollars, and the pictures went viral, because I guess that’s a weird thing to want to do, but in Asian countries, it seems pretty normal…but then again I am the kind of guy who tries to convince all my friends with kids to let me breast feed off their baby mommas because I am intrigued with what breast milk tastes like, it’s nutritional value, and most importantly, sucking tits pretending it is for science and not to get off…

Posted in:Videos

2013

21

Oct

Lady Gaga’s New Single Cover Isn’t Bad of the Day

Terry Richardson shot this picture of Lady Gaga that she’s using for her new single that just came out, because Lady Gaga is a hack sent from hell to make ugly people think they are normal and that it is ok to be ugly and that if played properly they too can be a huge selling act if they record company finds them and packages them as some kind of freak because it sells records and in an era where no one is buying records…that kind of higher level brainwashing shit is needed.

She attaches herself to anyone who gives her any sense of legitimacy as an Artist, and Terry Richardson attaches himself to anyone famous who lets him take pics of them, and when they come together in their contrived bullshit, fun thong pics happen…

I am posting it because I grabbed her ass aggressively before she was famous and it was pretty fucking awesome, despite the testicles I am convinced she had tucked in her fishnets…

I am also always down for a good thong pic…no matter who or what that thong may be on…I mean just the other day a friend of mine sent me this pic of a dog in a thong and I died…so my standard of thong pics run the fucking spectrum of erotic…

TO HEAR HER HORRIBLE SINGLE I REFUSE TO POST BECAUSE SHE IS THE DEVIL CLICK HERE

Posted in:Lady Gaga

2013

21

Oct

Jojo in a Random Bikini Picture of the DAy

I like to think the week, or maybe even life, doesn’t actually begin until you see Jojo, some low level practically non existent singer, who was possibly a one hit wonder in the 90s, or early 2000s….wearing a bikini on a photoshoot like she still matters, or like she’s on some kind of comeback tour, now that she’s pushing 30, no longer jailbait, and possibly running out of money…in a “Let’s give this one more shot” hustle…and the amazing thing is that bikini pics is really all a girl needs to get ahead these days, which brings me hope, because needing actual talent to get noticed would throw everything off…and all these low levels you are into wouldn’t actually exist…and where would that leave us…today…no where good I tell ya….no where good.

Posted in:JoJo|SFW

2013

21

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The highlight of my weekend, other than not tricking girls into having sex with me or sending me vagina pictures in the mail, because over cell phone data plans is so impersonal…was watching some drunk, drugged, couple puking in the toilet by a pool, because couples who throw up together…really represent what true love is all about…I predict at least one box of Plan B will happen for them….

Here are some morning links…

Today in Big Fucking Tits
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Lady Gaga’s New Song You Will Hate – But the Pic of her Thong Isn’t Bad
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Rihanna Dressed Muslim
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Cat Caught Smuggling Drugs
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Big Busty Japanese Girl
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Dogs with Eyebrows is Some Weirdo Shit
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Halloween Light Show…
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The Ultimate Boat Fails Compilations!
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Last Year’s Celebrity Halloween Costumes…Because It is Halloween…
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Live Nude Girls…Girls…Girls…Nude…Live…Yes…I Just Came.
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

19

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

The best friend I made today was a drunk black dude who wanted more drink at 10 am…because he just got out of jail after 13 hours of being held…and his money was only going to be released to him at 1. He showed me all the paperwork so I had no choice but to give him 20 dollars..

I support Alcoholism…especially when it is at a criminal level…

TO SEE SOME stepLINKS…LOOK DOWN….

Tila Tequila Lives…
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Dolly Parton Rapping…
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This Kid With the Bieber Surgery is Hilarious
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Taylor Momsen PORN / Music Video
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Driver Drives Truck into Pond
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Girls in Shorts
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Vote For the Best Dog on the Internet
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Alessandra in a Hot Dress
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How Does this Angelina Jolie See Through Nipple Pic Work
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Fails of the Week
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3 Recent Human Sacrifices
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Jordan Carver Big Stupid Tits
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Celebrities Who Were Once Roommates…
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Anna Kendrick Ass Face
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Sex Addict of the Day
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Katy Perry is Fat in the UK
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Her Name is Aneta and She’s a Whore
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Reinventing the Parallel Park
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Russian Gas Station Guy Dance
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Sydney Leathers Posting Topless is the Worst Thing Ever
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Zombie Phone Prank
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Tanning Mom Porn Looks Amazing…Even Though It Isn’t Porn…
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Kendra Wilkinson’s Pregnant Again and No One Cares…
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Salma Hayek VS Sofia Vergara
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Insulting the Boss with a Punk Rock Video
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Male Gingers VS Female Gingers
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Girls With Dirty Faces
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Bird VS Train
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Biggest Mountain Bike Back Flip
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Ashley Greene Pokies
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Just Can’t Kill Herself
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A Whole Bunch of Nina Agdal
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Ashlee Simpson May Be Homeless
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Selena Gomez Midriff
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Every News Anchor Say Yeah Baby
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Girls in Front of the Mirror
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The Hottest Pics of Anna Kournikova
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The World’s Fastest Mobility Scooter
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Facebook Newsfeed Drinking Game…
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Girls, Nude Girls, Very Very Nude Girls….
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Her Name is Sophia Knight and She’s in Black Stockings…
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Beer Bottle Insertion…
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Some Girl Showing Her Vaginas…
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Lesbian Trio
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How Glazed Donuts are Made…
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2 Girls Teaching You How To Fuck…
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I like my girls like I like I don’t like my wife…hot and naked and making me cum….
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SEX TOYS!!!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

18

Oct

Anastasia Ashley Does the Kim Kardashian Fake Selfie of the Day

Yesterday, Kim Kardashian posted a photoshopped picture that she pretended was a selfie, but that was clearly a picture taken by a photographer, and edited by a photographer, because Kim Kardashian is a lying famewhore pig who doesn’t fuck around with her “social media”…because you have a team of people who do it for you…and when they do…they try to get as much buzz as possible…because the Kardashians are finally falling off, unfortunately not a dying breed, but still irrelevance is looking and that excites me…but not as much as if OJ took them out instead of his actual wife back in the 90s.

Last night, the lovely pro surfer Anastasia Ashley, who clearly has a “good sense of humor”…decided to show the world that “sense of humor”…with a pic of how a white one piece is meant to look on a bitch taking a selfie in front of a room divider…it’s like what can’t this babe do…from big wave surfing during the day, to taking bikini selfies that make fun of the lowest pile of shit in the corner of pop culture…and I guess we shouldn’t look too much into it, but rather we should look in her soul, by way of her fit, round, surfer ass I would, and have tried to chip a tooth on at least once…

The whole thing was so well played and I am not just saying that because she is the love of my life, my favorite person, my soul mate who just doesn’t know it yet, the girl I write love songs and love poetry about locking in my basement after drugging her and abducting her in my van because it shows how much I care even when she doesn’t cooperate or give back…and I just hope her next play is a sex tape starring me, that we film tonight…after we get married…like I was lyonsada….connected at the soul like it soul like it was Final Destination 5….

All this to say, she’s so silly and I got a kick out of this pic…post more….and by post more I mean…let me get you pregnant.

Posted in:Anastasia Ashley|SFW