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2013

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Oct

Nicole Trunfio’s Vagina Definition in Some Staged Bikini Paparazzi Pics of the Day

Nicole Trunfio is some lower level Australian model who latches on other more successful Australian models to make herself matter…But more importantly, in her quest for success…she has also modelled naked numerous times…and as much as I call her out on being some bottom feeder in PREVIOUS POSTS …I am still a fan of what she does…because it’s naked and I am a fan of naked…even when they pretend it’s top quality artistic shit…and even when it is bullshit paparazzi pics of her in a bikini jacked up what you can only imagine being well travelled labia…I’m talking them shits have seen international rich cock around the world…and it is part of why she’s here with us today…good girl.

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2013

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Oct

Maria Menounos Does Fitness of the Day

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Maria Menounos works out…fascinating that a bitch on some shitty entertainment show…that despite being on daily…is probably some of the worst TV programming out there…would work out…especially when she’s greek and like every greek girl I’ve ever known, loves anal because they culture was built on it…but more importantly has a fat fucking ass from all the Feta cheese and olive oil they eat….like a real fat fucking ass…that starts to form around 25 and never quite stops unless the girl takes extreme measures like fitness to make it happen…

Fitness is something I think that coupled with an eating disorder, can be very beneficial to a woman’s bikini body…or in Maria Menounos’ case..her TV body..

I am not as crazy about this one as everyone else, but I was a fan of her VAGINA SLIP

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2013

14

Oct

Helen Flanagan’s 2014 Calendar of the Day

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If you don’t know who Helen Flanagan is…don’t worry…either does anyone else…I mean sure there are obviously random creeper fans who think she’s the greatest set of tits since Kate Upton who follow her every move…but I’m talking general public, especially not in North America…know who this trashy British pile of amazingness who was once on TV only to quit to be a titty model…a career choice that usually goes down in reverse…and now she’s putting out her own calendars and looking good while doing it…not to mention she’s showing some nipple…meaning she’s taking this titty model thing pretty fucking serious…which surprisingly is probably the easiest thing in life to do seriously…as it only requires a camera and you taking off your fucking shirt…talent…motherfuckers..talent…

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2013

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Oct

Jojo is a Mermaid of the Day

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There’s gotta be some weirdo fetish in seeing Jojo getting dressed up and posing like a mermaid…at least probably more of one than thinking about her dropping out of pop music when she was still jailbait to date black dudes…because the average white dude loves the mystical mermaid fantasy of fucking a mermaid’s blow hole at least when alone on the beach at some destination wedding your lonely ass was dragged on….while imagining any girl you like getting railed by the hip hop community offends them…I wonder way…racists…

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2013

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Oct

Xenia Deli for Some Lingerie Company of the Day

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The only think I want at this Deli…is the Deli meat she’s got hiding in her panties she’s being paid to wear…I mean that or the pepperoni she’s got shining through the bra’s that they didn’t photoshop…reminding me of the Sears catalog back in the 90s when it was all I had to masturbate to…before a time when photoshop erased everything that makes a model an actual woman…instead of some computer generated barbie doll weirdness that masturbating to is like masturbating to a fucking video game or comic book drawing…something I am sure you are all fucking used to…because you are creeps…but I guess so am I…just in different ways…possibly even more criminal ways…we are so the same…aren’t you glad we are friends….

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2013

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Oct

Kesha is Alright at Instagram of the Day

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Kesha may be the worst dumpy pile of talentless shit to ever get a record deal thanks to her homie Katy Perry sleeping her way into a record deal and bringing her bestie up with her….but she’s on a mission I can support…you know like it was the 60s and she was NASA trying to get to the moon or some other major event…when all of America would come together and unite over things…before the internet turned us all into self absorbed selfie taking cunts aggressively promoting ourselves on instagram for followers like we fucking matter…an activity that makes going to parties, weddings, pretty much anywhere fucking annoying, but that on the flip side brings a whole lot of slutty pics to me…so I can’t hate…I mean even the uglies, like Ke$ha in her school girl, porn inspired, lower titty and ass flash…with the right filter and at the right angle…crying for the same amount of attention….and I am into it…as much as I hate saying it…

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2013

14

Oct

Nina Agdal for Beach Bunny Swimwear of the Day

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Beach Bunny is a bathing suit company that doesn’t pay their models…because they are either owned by Sports Illustrated, or that’s part of their ad deal…because every single one of their campaigns involves one of the Sports Illustrated girls…whether it is Kate Upton on the beach looking’ for food, because that’s what she does…or Irina Shayk thanking her gay boyfriend she beards for getting her in the magazine thanks to his high powered sports agents to get her in Sports Illustrated because Sports Illustrated is owned by the athletes they feature….to this Nina bitch, who is retarded looking, making me think she’s more of a wish foundation storyline, or a retard work program storyline, rather than a sleeping with the photographer, editor and publisher storyline…

For the record, I don’t just hate SI because they hate me…I hate SI because of their poor quality work, photos, models even if it comes with tons of hype and works on the middle american retard who doesn’t know any better because he’s a middle american retard and the Swimsuit issue is the only porn to his good natured, Christian, sad self…

Either way, here she is posing in the bathing suits….that can’t mask the smell of Adam Levine on her pussy….and here I am giving them a free fucking ad. This is all part of the reason I hate myself and think I should end it all right now….

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2013

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Oct

Jimmy Kimmel Takes Blind People Shooting of the Day

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I haven’t figured out how I feel about Jimmy Kimmel…he’s a bit of a muppet idiot and I don’t generally find him funny, but his team has successfully penetrated the internet….and figured out how to use their big budget ABC PR people to make shit go viral…but he’s also successfully penetrated Sarah Silverman….

So part of me wants to hate him, part of me doesn’t care, part of me wonders why he exists, and part of me almost respects what he does…which doesn’t matter…

What matters is that people are criticizing him for taking blind people out shooting, but he’s just making a point that issuing giving gun licenses to blind people like they are in some states is insane…because it is insane…so as much as I don’t like endorsing anything…this video’s got my emoji thumbs up.

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2013

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Oct

Big Cleavage and High as Fuck Chick of the Day

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If this video doesn’t change your fucking life…or make your fucking day…or give you a serious boner…because girls who are losing their shit this hard…as their big old titties hang out of their shirt are as scary as they are erotic…not because you like fat girls…but because you like crazy girls at least when it comes to sex…since they are the most fucking fun…so seeing them in their element, rolling on the ground with shit all over their faces is exciting because you know it’s just the kind of crazy your penis needs….my kind of woman…

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2013

14

Oct

Joanna Krupa is Topless of the Day

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I have this theory that most girls with fake tits don’t agree with that is – if you’ve got fake tits…you don’t need to wear a shirt…because they aren’t your actual tits…but more things you just purchased and that you should so off to the world like as if they were a new shirt…or new car….and apparently Joanna Krupa agrees with me…

I mean I have the same theory for natural tits, but this is America and Tits are an attack on our Christian morals and freedoms, unlike everywhere else in the world, from Africa to Europe…which I guess works for me, and Joanna Krupa, since a titty obsessed society, makes low levels like us, who are all about brining the titty relevant…Tits get hits motherfucker and here’s old lady Joanna Krupa, the den mother of this shit…bringing it…

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