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2013

14

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

It is Canadian Thanksgiving, which means I shouldn’t be working…but then again…pretending this is work has been an ongoing joke the last decade…so I might as well keep the lie up…so that I don’t get sucked in by society and get forced to work an actual job…I would write you an inspirational list of things I am thankful for…but the only thing I am thankful for is broken women….

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Sandra Bullock Raps Cuz She Has a Black Baby…
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Some Playmate Squatting
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8 More Pics of Brides Throwing Cats…
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Meg Ryan Has a Sexy Arm..
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Hot Girls in the Middle of Nowhere…
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Doutzen vs Miranda…
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How Many of You are Still Masturbating to This..
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A Short History of Alexa Vega’s Big Tits.
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Chrissy Teigan And Brooklyn Decker Shows Us Their Raspberry Vagina
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Rope Swing Fail
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Flaming Bag of Poop Fail…
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London Cosplay…
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Bitch Needs To Make Another Sex Tape
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Hot Girls Having HOT Times On Cam…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

11

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

It’s Thanksgiving Weekend in Canada…and I decided to give thanks to my wife, by leaving her….I decided to go on an adventure and try to make myself famous…because that’s what every slut wants….

Sure it may not actually happen…and I may not actually leave the comfort of my mould filled basement apartment…and soiled couch…but remember these words of wisdom…everything starts with an idea…just most of my ideas end…5 seconds later…in a what’s the point, who cares, I am tired…kinda way….I win at losing…and so can you…if you just listen to me.

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Girls Who Take Selfies in Cars
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Kim Kardashian is a Safe Driver
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Courtney Stodden New Mouth
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A Whole Lot of Slo Mo Boobs…
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This May Offend You….
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10 Scientific Inaccuracies in GRAVITY
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3 Halloween Costumes with Consequence
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Sylvie van der Vaart
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Her Name is Jordan Carver and She’s Doin’ an Forearm Bra….
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Nicole Scherzinger Legs and Man Face
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Kate Hudson Rock Hard Pokies
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Miley Exploits Midgets
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Girls Who Aren’t Wearing Bras…
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Hot Girls Having HOT Times On Cam…
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Sandra Bullock…Lookin’ Better
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Cool Cop Kicks Kids Out of the Park
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Miley and the Roots…
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Animals Stealing Food…
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WTF is This…
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Cat Getting Harrassed by a Bird
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Sophie Anderton in a See Through Bra…
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Whitney Able Nude in Some Movie
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Dude Humiliating Himself
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Iggy Azaelia Performs…
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I Want to Mouth Fuck Dianna Argon
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Isla Fisher in Leggings
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Genuine Family Picture of the Day
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Porn Thinks Lohan is Too Broken for Porn
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Carre Otis is a Naked Model..
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Alexa Vega Titties in a White Dress,
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The Black Guy from Hot Tub Time Machine – Arrested for E
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How to Remove a Tiger’s Tooth…
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Jenny McCarthy….Scary…
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Shia Labeouf Got Kicked in the Balls
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Taylor Momsen in Maxim
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LeAnn Rimes Did the Miley Before Miley
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Sophie Anderton Lingerie
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Girls Who Take Selfies in Mirrors
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Joanna Krupa Has an Awesome Body
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Take the Romantic Celebrity Survey
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Weirdest Video You Will See Ever…
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Big British Tits
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Prolapsed Ass
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Hot Ass Pic
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Hot Trimmed Bush
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Today in Selfies
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Subway Fingerbang!! Best Thing Ever…
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NAKED BITCHES…….
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SEX TOYS!!!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

11

Oct

stepGIRLS Wrestling in American Apparel of the Day

In case you’re not up on the stepGIRLS movement…you’re an idiot and I hate you…but more importantly, they are girls who are part of our extended family, all over 18, who we can’t get in trouble by their mom’s for falling in love with, like we were Woody Allen, because they aren’t legally bound to us, just emotionally…

In case you’re not up on the DrunkenStepfather philosophy, it’s written at the top of the page..you see we like having fun with pretty girls and sometimes we take pictures…and sometimes that fun and those pictures are inspired by wrestling…and taken in front of a 3 million dollar Riopelle painting…because sometimes we like being classy even though my life is pretty much fucking homeless…all thanks to you not making me famous,

They are wearing AMERICAN APPAREL …clothing I like to thank for making girls more open minded about no bras and nipples…and even under such violent conditions…these stepGIRLS look like an angels sent from heaven to ruin your life…because you’ll get addicted…and there is no rehab for this kind of love…

Enjoy…

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Posted in:Photos|SFW|stepEXCLUSIVE|stepGIRLS

2013

11

Oct

Chrissy Teigen’s Vagoina Raspberries of the DAy

For those of you who don’t know…Chrissy Teigen doesn’t like me….She even took to her shitty food blog to WRITE ABOUT HOW IT FEELS BEING CALLED OUT FOR BEING A GOLD MINING FAME WHORE WHO DOESN”T GET WORK AND WHO SHOULD JUST GET KNOCKED UP SO WE CAN ALL FORGET ABOUT HER …..

And now she’s giving Brooklyn Decker Vagina Raspberries, or what Bill Cosby calls Zurberts…where you press your lips on a pussy, or really any flesh and blow…

This would possibly be more exciting if these girls weren’t 100 year olds hanging onto the looks that made them money…even if those looks aren’t all that good…and more importantly…landed them dudes who make actual money…not Chrissy Teigen’s booking one job a month at 4k a day….money….

Either way…Vagina Raspberries look fun….even when has been garbage who has fallen off the rails participate…we call this “I’ll do anything for attention, just watch”….

Posted in:Chrissy Teigen

2013

11

Oct

Philosophical Question of the Day

If questions asked by attention seeking fat girls pretending to be hot by doing a cheap halloween Barbie costume everyday of her trashy, tacky, attention seeking life…rocking too much make-up…busting out of their shirt…with fake hair, fake tans and probably a belly…to go with her big stupid tits…inspires you…and makes you think “Hmmmmm…I never looked at the world from that perspective, maybe this is some higher level shit”….even though I think it’s all strategic performance for views…like a character for the internet she invented to mock real idiots…because real idiots don’t know how to make youtube pages or get followers…this is all lies…

Posted in:Videos

2013

11

Oct

Ariana Grande Shitty Upskirt of the Day

Here’s the very wholesome, at least in the way she’s marketed, because no girl in Hollywood, or even in the LA area is wholesome, they are all broken down fame whores, Ariana Grande having a shitty Upskirt, that I think is an up skirt, but can’t be too fucking sure is an up skirt…but is still awesome…because there is no such thing as a shitty up skirt…although not all are created equally, they are all worth staring at until you start feeling awkward about staring at the shit for that long….

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Posted in:Ariana Grande

2013

11

Oct

Sienna Miller for Elle November of the Day

This just in…Sienna Miller lives..and she’s doing a photoshoot for an actual magazine and not sucking dick in a back alley for some drug money like you’d expect her to be doing after she pretty much fell off the fucking planet after being the hottest thing for a minute…cast in everything…because the good news about being the hottest thing, even for just a minute..is the fact that you have a lot of money in the bank and you can save your whoring to your bedroom…or the bedroom of various men you use to occupy your gutter broken down…mind…and the fact is…I think she’s fucking lovely…one of the best there ever way…maybe not in acting…but in something to look at…

Posted in:Sienna Miller

2013

11

Oct

#Hashtag of the Day

#dontmindmybaldspot

Posted in:LOLZ

2013

11

Oct

Today in Videos of the Day

The internet is built on videos…and here’s the best I found in 3 minutes of looking today had to offer…there are probably many more relevant ones out there…but this is the best you get from me….

Trolling in the 80s….

Bar Fight…

Woman Freaking Out on the Plant

Train VS Truck

Some Police Brutality…

Posted in:Videos

2013

11

Oct

Amanda Seyfried on Set of the Day

I used to like Amanda Seyfriend…but despite her Disney career being supported by a nude movie career in CHLOE and LOVELACE …that I thought was spectacular….

I just can’t see past the fact that she lets Justin Long, no matter how long he is, inside her…

If anything it makes me hate her and her tainted pussy..

I always judge a girl by the cock she fills the void in her soul with…and unfortunately for Seyfriend…she’s failed us all.

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Posted in:Amanda Seyfried