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2013

11

Oct

Chrissy Teigen’s Vagoina Raspberries of the DAy

For those of you who don’t know…Chrissy Teigen doesn’t like me….She even took to her shitty food blog to WRITE ABOUT HOW IT FEELS BEING CALLED OUT FOR BEING A GOLD MINING FAME WHORE WHO DOESN”T GET WORK AND WHO SHOULD JUST GET KNOCKED UP SO WE CAN ALL FORGET ABOUT HER …..

And now she’s giving Brooklyn Decker Vagina Raspberries, or what Bill Cosby calls Zurberts…where you press your lips on a pussy, or really any flesh and blow…

This would possibly be more exciting if these girls weren’t 100 year olds hanging onto the looks that made them money…even if those looks aren’t all that good…and more importantly…landed them dudes who make actual money…not Chrissy Teigen’s booking one job a month at 4k a day….money….

Either way…Vagina Raspberries look fun….even when has been garbage who has fallen off the rails participate…we call this “I’ll do anything for attention, just watch”….

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2013

11

Oct

Philosophical Question of the Day

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If questions asked by attention seeking fat girls pretending to be hot by doing a cheap halloween Barbie costume everyday of her trashy, tacky, attention seeking life…rocking too much make-up…busting out of their shirt…with fake hair, fake tans and probably a belly…to go with her big stupid tits…inspires you…and makes you think “Hmmmmm…I never looked at the world from that perspective, maybe this is some higher level shit”….even though I think it’s all strategic performance for views…like a character for the internet she invented to mock real idiots…because real idiots don’t know how to make youtube pages or get followers…this is all lies…

Posted in:Videos

2013

11

Oct

Ariana Grande Shitty Upskirt of the Day

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Here’s the very wholesome, at least in the way she’s marketed, because no girl in Hollywood, or even in the LA area is wholesome, they are all broken down fame whores, Ariana Grande having a shitty Upskirt, that I think is an up skirt, but can’t be too fucking sure is an up skirt…but is still awesome…because there is no such thing as a shitty up skirt…although not all are created equally, they are all worth staring at until you start feeling awkward about staring at the shit for that long….

To See The Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE

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2013

11

Oct

Sienna Miller for Elle November of the Day

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This just in…Sienna Miller lives..and she’s doing a photoshoot for an actual magazine and not sucking dick in a back alley for some drug money like you’d expect her to be doing after she pretty much fell off the fucking planet after being the hottest thing for a minute…cast in everything…because the good news about being the hottest thing, even for just a minute..is the fact that you have a lot of money in the bank and you can save your whoring to your bedroom…or the bedroom of various men you use to occupy your gutter broken down…mind…and the fact is…I think she’s fucking lovely…one of the best there ever way…maybe not in acting…but in something to look at…

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2013

11

Oct

#Hashtag of the Day

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#dontmindmybaldspot

Posted in:LOLZ

2013

11

Oct

Today in Videos of the Day

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The internet is built on videos…and here’s the best I found in 3 minutes of looking today had to offer…there are probably many more relevant ones out there…but this is the best you get from me….

Trolling in the 80s….

Bar Fight…

Woman Freaking Out on the Plant

Train VS Truck

Some Police Brutality…

Posted in:Videos

2013

11

Oct

Amanda Seyfried on Set of the Day

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I used to like Amanda Seyfriend…but despite her Disney career being supported by a nude movie career in CHLOE and LOVELACE …that I thought was spectacular….

I just can’t see past the fact that she lets Justin Long, no matter how long he is, inside her…

If anything it makes me hate her and her tainted pussy..

I always judge a girl by the cock she fills the void in her soul with…and unfortunately for Seyfriend…she’s failed us all.

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2013

11

Oct

Candice Swanepoel in Some Topless Video of the Day

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Candice Swanepoel did a video for YOUTUBE where she didn’t show her nipples…but did show her awesome fit body..and I didn’t bother watching it because pornography or anything worth masturbating to should be a little less black and white and a lot more spread eagled…I’m so traditional in my thinking like that.

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2013

11

Oct

Sky Ferreira Titties for her Album Cover of the Day

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It’s always fun posting shitty tits of people who used to be your internet friend, back when they were sucking up to you…hoping for exposure, before landing a record deal and getting all the exposure needed…from being arrested to being a train wreck LA rich girl…to being some fashion forward musical icon who I think sucks…but mainly out of bitterness that she left me behind on her rise to the fucking top…which was really the middle…but you get what I’m saying…and if you don’t it’s that these are her tits…for her new album cover…and they are not very 20 something looking…but they are still tits…how high concept and artistic…bullshit.

Posted in:NSFW|Sky Ferreira

2013

11

Oct

Natalie Dormer for Esquire of the Day

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I don’t watch Game of Thrones…because despite being a shitty blogger…a job that is pretty humiliating to have…or to ever tell people you have…because blogs are designed for 15 year old girls…and people into RPG shit…not drunk addicts who fuck hookers and hate their wives…who are supposed to be too busy self destructing and getting aids to waste time on shit like this….I hate nerd shit..

I hate sci/fi…I hate fantasy…I hate fairies and fucking dragons…and I hate anything that is popular because it means the masses of retards are buying into it…

So Natalie Dormer doesn’t exist to me, but she does to Esquire and she’s in her panties…yay…I guess..

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