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2013

10

Oct

Shane van der Westhuizen for Bon Prix Lingerie of the Day

I have absolutely no idea who Shane van der Westhuizen or where she is from…I even took the time to google her because otherwise I couldn’t call myself a journalist…something I take very seriously…and even have business cards made up so everyone I know knows…because calling myself a blogger is just embarrassing and makes me feel like a tween…but more importantly, because based on mainstream media, being a journalist requires no skills, something I feel confident I have…because confidence in winning at losing is still confidence girls who only like guys with confidence…it’s not some down on your luck cry for attention I’m a pussy situation..but rather..I know I suck, why are you here humouring me with this….

Either way, she’s done FHM, she’s generic hot, from South Africa, with big tits, and a silly name, and sometimes that’s all you really need…Shane van der Westhuizen, I’m a fan…

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2013

10

Oct

Shay Mitchell in Some Hot Shoot of the Day

Shay Mitchell is some actress from some show called Pretty Little Liars…she is from Canada, which would be more exciting for me if Canada was actual the way Americans interpret it, you know a small village where we all know each other, and get together in our igloos for the yearly seal hunt…that always ends in some beaver pelt trading…maple syrup eating…all set to the sounds of Avril Lavigne, Nickelback and Celine Dion…because if that was the case, I would know this girl, and probably have at least one illegitimate kid with her…because Canada also has deadbeat dads….

She’s very fucking lovely…at least in this photoshoot. I’m not sure where it is fun, but I’m a fan…

Posted in:SFW|Shay Mitchell

2013

10

Oct

Lena Dunham Milks her Mother of the Day

Lena Dunham may be a talented writer, she may have great concepts and a great sense of humour, but the fact remains that she is disgusting and if her parents were not in the New York art scene and she wasn’t some little rich kid hipster with a trust fund, the only people who would be reading her writing would be her cats and maybe her vibrator…or even some socially awkward dude who probably raped at least one person because getting with her requires sexual deviance….but that’s not the lottery ticket she was given…the lottery ticket she was given involved getting her projects funded and sold…and she became figurehead for ugly chicks to think it’s ok to be ugly, and that you’ll get on TV if you’re ugly, thanks to this whole anti-Cyberbullying bullshit…to make the losers feel like winners…even though society was built on survival of the fittest…

Here she is with her mother, or what you’d expect her mother to look like, if you didn’t know that her mother is some well connected Kris Jenner who made Lena Dunham exist, probably out of guilt for the nuclear meltdown that was her and her husbands genetic incompatibility

Posted in:Lena Dunham

2013

10

Oct

Dude Opening Doors With his Head of the Day

This is probably the video that best describes me on any given day, when faced with the bullshit that is the world that we live in…from government…to celebrity…to fame whores and money grubbers…only unlike the Russian…I don’t actually smash my head or light myself on fire…I just prefer drinking until it either goes away or doesn’t really matter…you see I’m not a revolutionary out to change the world…and I’m to lazy to be phased by the nonsense everyone buys into…but I am into watching idiots be idiots..and that’s why we’re starting the day with this hustle…cuz suicide ruins all the fun.

Here’s a guy burning himself on a statue…

Posted in:Videos

2013

10

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I don’t really care about pop culture, or staying on top of pop culture, or being relevant in pop culture, but the girls who I try to get titty pics do…

So whether it is Kanye on Kimmel

Kanye West on Jimmy Kimmel Live PART 1 , PART 3 , PART 3 , PART 4 . PART 5 , PART 6

Or this babe doing a #starbucksdrakehand for me…I got no choice but to just go with it…

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Kendall Jenner Selfies…
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South Park Did a George Zimmerman
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20 Sofia Vergara Facts
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10 GIFs of Boobs Being Squeezed
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Girls Who Aren’t Wearing Bras…
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What You’re Saying With your Email Signature
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Moped Ride Gone Wrong
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Russian Swimming is More Gangster Than Non Russian Swimming
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Newscaster Ate Cat Puke…he Though was Grape Nuts…
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So Many Naked Babes….Getting Naked For You…
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Lady Gaga’s Horrible New Music…
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Girls Who Love to Have Fun
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Taylor Momsen in Maxim
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Internet Comment Trolll…
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Take the Romantic Celebrity Survey
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2013

09

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

I ate sri lankan food in a place that probably doesn’t sell much sri lankan food and now I am dying..it’s times like these that I wish I was my wife…ready for assisted suicide…

Let’s dance…

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Kelly Osbourne’s Cleavage Excites me and that Scares Me..
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A Whole Lot of Serious Booty
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The Man with 21 Miley Tattoos…
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Sophie Anderton in a Thong Bikini in Public
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Cast of That 70s Show…Together…
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Taylor Momsen Posing….
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How Much Does it Take to Overdose…
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Some Babe Named Hunter Leigh…
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The Ultimate Cameraman Fails
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Headless Man Prank….
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Hottest Nascar Wives….
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Raver in a Bikini…
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Miley Cyrus Nipple Pasties…
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Vanessa Hudgens Doesn’t Do Drugs…But She’s Got Titties….
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Guilty Dog Compilation…
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Emma Watson is Not Very Slutty in GQ
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Ass Fuck Time. Who’d You Rather Stick It In?
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Carmen Electra is So Good at Instagram
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Christy Turlington is a Babe…
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Hayden Panettiere does Good Morning America…
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People Who Think Miley is Better than Everyone ELse….
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Hayden Panettiere Engaged….
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Helen Flanagan in a Bikini in Maldives
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What The Fuck Is Miley Cyrus Wearing Now?
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30 Life Hacks Debunked
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart…
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Insane Base Jumping….
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The Paris Hilton Music Video is The Worst
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J.Lo Without Make-Up
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Emmy Rossum Strutting….
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Katie Holmes is LOoking Hot Again
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Lucy Collett Topless for Page 3
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23 Awesome Looping GIFs
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It’s Just a Cat – Supercut
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Daisy Watts Booty Booty
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15 Million Dollars Per Tit.
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Carrie Otis Topless in Flaunt
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Pumpkin Zombies….
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Some Girls With Some Big Old Smiles…
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Miley Likes Her Small Boobs
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Richard Simmons Titties…
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Salt Art….
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Her Name is Megan Boone and she’s in Esquire
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Suzanne Somers Bangs Twice a Day
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Girlfriend Filmed Shaving her Pussy…
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Hot Topless Chick
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So Many Naked Babes….Getting Naked For You…
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GF With Nice Nipples Films Herself Playing with Herself…
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Stacey Poole is a Busty General…
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A ballpark frank, fresh from her steamer
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Sorority Initiation
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NAKED BITCHES…….
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SEX TOYS!!!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

09

Oct

Kate Upton Has Sex with a Hot Pocket for Money or Hot Pockets of the Day

This hot pocket campaign with Snoop and Kate Upton would make sense if Kate Upton wasn’t an awkwardly shaped fat girl in training….a model who despite all her fame and success is plus sized…because seeing her have sex with her hot pocket…hits way too close to home…it reminds me of when she’s alone in her apartment and no one is watching all eating her feelings…and the worst thing in all this is that Upton actually begged for the gig and offered to do it for a lifetime supply of the pizza treat…no money…just cheesy meaty goodness…because you know this is how she actually gets off..right?

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Posted in:Kate Upton|SFW

2013

09

Oct

Miley Cyrus in a Bra at her Listening Party of the Day

I don’t understand why anyone hates Miley Cyrus or her hustle…but people are hating…but for every hater there’s 10 people loving her shit…I mean how can you not love it…

She’s a small framed popstar with a toned stomach….not afraid of putting herself out there or showing off her nipples…and really that to me is more than enough…but she even goes even beyond that…and every move may be calculated…contrived and strategic…but it’s not a negative thing…I mean pop music is shit…Miley just brings more excitement to it…

She had a listening party last night, I got myself invited to it when it was already too late to go, but if I was there, I would have totally held her hand and tried to get her pregnant, because to me…Miley is pretty perfect…except when she talks…but from this perspective..sitting on my soiled couch…we don’t have that issue.

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Posted in:Miley Cyrus|SFW

2013

09

Oct

Candice Swanepoel Instagram Erotica of the Day

A few weeks ago…I said that I was tired of Candice Swanepoel…that her amazing Victoria’s Secret body was boring, and repetitive, and that she was old and over exposed…that Victoria’s Secret shoved her down our throats too many times…and that I was done with her and ready to move my obsessive compulsive disorder onto new models…but then today, I went to her instagram…and I learned to love again, she’s so solid…that her body should be what all girls look like…you know the mainstream average measurements…instead of all the genetically modified shit you see every time you leave your house…it would be a far better world to live in….

Here’s another video….

She is amazing…

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel|SFW

2013

09

Oct

Georgia May Jagger for LUI Magazine of the Day

This LUI Magazine is really dominating….it is out of France and being out of France, they get a whole lot of models topless, because that’s like being clothed in France…or more importantly it is like being clothed in the fashion industry….

We saw CLEMENCE POSEY TOPLESS , and Edita Topless and they also did a shoot with Georgia May Jagger only she wasn’t topless….but she was shot by Terry Richardson and this may be some of his more tame work….and not his hipster porn but it is still hot, because she is hot…

I am all for rockstar/model kids becoming models thanks to nepotism and making me want to make kids inside them and their trust fund, especially when they look like this…she’s good…if you don’t imagine her dad’s face when staring at her mouth…

Posted in:Georgia May Jagger