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2013

03

Oct

Hayden Panettiere Hanging with Herself of the Day

There’s gotta be a fetish in this somewhere….Hayden Panettiere posing with a giant cut out of herself….in some masturbatory, twin on twin bullshit that is far less interesting that a fat black chick smothering your face while railing cocaine off each other’s hot tits….who cares….

Posted in:Hayden Panettiere

2013

03

Oct

Aubrey O’Day Showing Off Bikini Body of the Day

Aubrey O’Day is not as fat as she used to be….and I guess this is an improvement of what was and coincidentally happening at the same time she’s lost interest in black dudes…and no matter what she will always be a vile cow to me…moo.

Posted in:Aubrey O'Day

2013

03

Oct

SFW porn screenshot of the day

Here’s a new feature I want all of you to participate in, even though it was a pretty major fail on Facebook, it’s called SFW porn screenshot where you snap off a pic from a porn that doesn’t have the actual porn in it, but rather has all amazingness that is porn awkwardness…

Send in your SFW Porn Screenshots to info(at)drunkenstepfather.com

Posted in:LOLZ

2013

03

Oct

Kate Upton’s Pregnancy Glow of the Day

I don’t know if Kate Upton is sweating like the pig that she is because she just walked up a flight of stares, or if her face is just shiny because she shoved it in a trough of french fries, I just know she looks disgusting, so disgusting that you’d expect her to not leave her house without a mask on, or maybe some cover-up make-up, cameras are high res and no one wants to see your fast food eating break-out, especially not when you’re an overpaid, overrated, fat model who doesn’t deserve the success she has…she is just a set of tits that went viral and that people attached themselves to to get hits…but this cow needs to be taken to pasture and forgotten…the milk’s gone sour…which is good because she’s probably pregnant and hormonal hence the reason she has a baby bump and bad skin….you heard it here first people…Drunkenstepfather.com News Maker….yo

If you’re more into her posing in a baseball uniform all thick legged and loose shirt cuz she’s got a shitty bloated water retaining from too much salt body…here is a photoshoot SI did with her….cuz SI loves this silly girl…she’s put them back on the map…

She looks awful….Anna Nicole Smith in training, only Anna Nicole Smith pulled off fat and busty a lot better…

Posted in:Kate Upton|SFW

2013

03

Oct

The Black Aryan of the Day

Here’s a black dude with a Swastika on his hand….who claims he is an Aryan, because he is first breed white, because first breed white is extremely dark, and he’s eating some kind of fruit that’s all over his face, and clearly insane…but totally fucking hysterical…if you aren’t offended by Black Aryans…who make weird noises…I don’t know what he’s selling but I’d love to make him my sidekick at least to any formal events I need to attend…or at least give this dude his own TV show…

If you didn’t like that, here’s Some new Rub and Tug Technology….

Despite rub and tugs being a legal loophole to prostitution and because of that there is one on every corner of every city….I have still never had one…because either I am too drunk to bother or just uninspired by old Asian ladies despite their firm grip.

I have walked into a few over the years and made the manager/pimp bring the girls out for me to interview to see which one was worthy of my hundred dollars, only to be kicked out after trying to get an insurance receipt to claim the massage so I don’t have to pay for the massage…

This is a dude working on some new rub and tug technology…hammer and chisel motherfucker….

Posted in:Videos

2013

03

Oct

Straight from the Bed of Miley Cyrus of the Day

Miley Cyrus posted a picture from her bed, which I guess could be a very exciting thing, because Miley is a strategic girl who knows exactly how to milk it to be the more relevant performer when she’s performing. Disney trains their girls right. They work hard, they get the hustle, they have teams of people who create pop and trends for idiots like you to buy, and ultimately, I kinda love her for that…and her hot little body she doesn’t mind showing off, even if her ass is a little deflated….

This picture could be so much better, because so many good things happen to a girl in bed….but it could be so much worse…because Miley lets those things happen to her from a gang of thug rappers…a fetish I have not yet embraced…

But I’ll look at everything she produces, not because she’s a genius, but because I like it…even when she cries.

She’s the host of SNL this week…here’s the promo….I guess to remind us that SNL still exists…

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2013

03

Oct

Some Hooker Water Campaign with Hookers of the Day

So some new water company either owned by Playboy or the paparazzi agency that shot these garbage pics packaged some shitty Playboy trash, like it was Playboy of the 90s, and Playboy still mattered and the girls who were in Playboy had to audition and weren’t just any bitch they could find willing to get naked…even though I like when girls get naked…I just know how desperate these girls are…hookers…with water…interesting..

Posted in:Campaigns

2013

03

Oct

Avirl Lavigne in Some Magazine of the Day

Avril Lavigne is impregnated with the spawn of Satan/Nickelback, who is actually too pussy to actually be Satan, but rather a horrible joke Satan played on the world in the form of the worst possible music that I guess someone out there likes, for some fucking strange reason, because otherwise they wouldn’t be huge successes…not that there is a satan, but there is no way that Nickelback wasn’t created in a every evil place with evil intentions…or maybe it was a joke…because the thought of a dude rocking’ out to any of their songs is actually pretty hilarious to me…but none of that matters, because like Jews, Canadians like to keep their seen in their own, at least when you’re a 40 year old sexual predator who has targeted a bitch since she was 14 to one day father your kids, devoting years of brainwashing work like that Castro dude…reminding us all that persistence is key..break a bitch down…be there through her divorce…hold her hand until she says “all other dudes are assholes, I’m gonna go with the one who just makes asshole music for assholes”….

Who cares, she did some Magazine, it isn’t hot…and now she’s ruined, despite still dressing like a suburban mall teen mom…running into hot topic…

All this to say, I just all girls by the penis they put inside them…

Posted in:Avril Lavigne

2013

03

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Some times all you gotta do is dance…

Sure Dance is better when it is done by a hot naked bitch with implants, daddy issues, or at least broken dreams….but I’ll take some crackhead homeless dude who thinks he is Bruce Lee….

But this is pretty amazing…Here are some stepLINKS…follow me on HERE

The Best VINES of September…
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This Girl is Amazing…She Writes Dinosaur Erotica
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Some Vanessa Hudgens Hair
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How To Not Knock Down a Wall
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Some NFL Lip Reading….
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Amber Tamblyn Lands a TV Gig
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30 Pictures of Hot Girls in Daisy Dukes
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Girls Tugging on Their Clothes
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Screenshots from Rihanna’s New Video
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The Best “Sonnings” in Movie History
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Lacey Chabert in Maxim
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Halloween Costumes That Should Not Exist
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Professional Hand Flute Player…
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1000s of Cam Girls….Some May Even Be the Girl in Your Class….Office…Coffee Shop….
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

02

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

Today’s words of wisdom – Girls don’t like being asked how testicular their vaginas are…ever….

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So Much Booty…
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Miley’s SNL Promo….
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OJ is Trying to Bang Kris Jenner from Jail…Let’s Hope He Kills Her
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Lacey Chabert Does Maxim….
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Change the Way You Look at Boobs
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Helen Flanagan Fully Clothed
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Jennifer Lawrence in Harpers
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The Richest Celebs Who Have Asked for Your Money on Kickstarter
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Sexy Halloween Costumes
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36 Year Old Sarah Michelle Gellar Getting Out of Cars in Shorts
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Rachel Hunter Leaving the Gym
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Construction Workers React to Wrecking Ball
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No Name Model Modelling Lingerie
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Katie Holmes in a Pink Dress
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Frank Sinatra May Have Fathered Mia Farrow’s Son
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Italian Americans Think Don Jon is Racist….Scarlett Johansson is at the Premiere…Looking Old and Tired…
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Drunk Golfing is a Bad Idea
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Iggy Azaelea Shitty in Paper
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Chris Brown for Gay Rights…
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Miranda Kerr in Cosmo
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Magic Tip for the Pizza GUy
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Some Babe Named Dawn Getting Freaky Enough in Venice
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Bryan Cranston’s Advice to Aspiring Actors…
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Rita Ora is Crying for Attention
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Kim Kardashian Huge Tits….
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Stacy Keibler in a Sheer Top
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Ciara in a See Through Dress
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Chrissy Teigan Nipple Slip….
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Clever Dog Stages a Breakout
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Game of Thrones Acoustic Cover
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More Kim K Breasts..
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The Craziest Marine Getting ARrested Story Ever
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Prank Ends with Dude Punched in the Face
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44 Celebs and Their Porn Parody Counterparts
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The 10 Craziest Russian Videos from September
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Her Name is Ashley Emma and SHe’s Good
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Anchor asks Meteorologist about his Little Wiener….
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Tom Clancy Dead….
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Kelly Brook Ass
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Phony Sex…
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Drive Through Skeleton Prank
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Eva Green Hot in Vs. Magazine
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8 Offensive Shirts…
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Paris Hilton in a Magazine….
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Megan Fox did Esquire in Feb 2013 and it was Hot
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Kate Upton Fat Girl Pimples….
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The Hottest Thing About Britney Spears Video is Anna Nicole
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Thigh Gaps are Alright…
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Skinny Sumo Wrestler Dominates
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Win a Free DVD of Behind The Green Door By Vivid – Just Send an Email..
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So Many Naked Babes….Getting Naked For You…
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A Couple Really Big Fucking Tits
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Asian Boob Massage
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Sex With Insects
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Japanese Girl Eating CUM Pastries
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Lesbian Orgy!!
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Redhead Masturbating!
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Chubby Girl With Small Ass
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Very Wet Vagina
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Hot Ass Big Tits….
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These Girls Love Getting Naked…….
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All Girls Appreciate a Man Who LikeS Using Sex Toys On Them….
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