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2013

18

Oct

Candice Swanepoel for the Fantasy Bra of the Day

Here is a video of a girl finally reaching her hot body dreams…of being the chosen one within the insular company that created her and made her into whatever it is that her hot body is…you know it’s like getting that promotion at your shitty warehouse job where everyone around you, even yourself if you were not in that shitty job, would not normally give a shit about something as stupid, or as much of a waste of resources than a multi-million dollar bra…but when you’re in it, all competing with other girls for the stupid title, you lose track of how stupid the whole thing is, and think how much of an honor, or how beautiful the craftsmanship is on this very expensive garbage…but I guess when a company takes you from farm girl to millionaire model…you’ve got no choice but to love them, drink their Koolaid, because without them, you don’t exist….and what it comes down to is that she’s got a great accent…

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel

2013

18

Oct

Chanetlle Houghton’s New Type of Publicity Stunt of the Day

Chantelle Houghton was a low level Glamour Model from the UK, but in her defence, they are all pretty fucking low level, who bottom fed her way into getting some level of publicity, that she probably from being some skinny fake tit Paris Hilton type without the trust fund staging up skirts but now she’s taken that “big brother trash”…to the next level of putting herself out there, this time showing off her fat ass body, that may be broken down thanks to being a mom, or that just may be broken down thanks to being a broken women who’s dreams and aspirations of being a top level fame whore, rather than a low level fame whore, never panned out…

All this to say, this new “I’m fat look at me half naked and talk about me so I can pretend I take ownership on it, even though my entire existence has been a vapid superficial cunt with plastic surgery, and this fat thing is just an angle to get noticed”…publicity stunting is the fucking worst for those of us who like our fame whores fit.

It’s funny when the fake face, tan, make-up, hair, body, comes off, you really see how ugly this girl is and you get why she tried so fucking hard…

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Posted in:Chantelle Houghton

2013

18

Oct

2 Drunk Australians, 1 Taser of the Day

As an alcoholic, I think I’ve realized that being drunk doesn’t necessarily make life more fun, it just makes the boring times more tolerable because your judgement is clouded and you do things your sober self would think is idiotic, like playing with a low level taser, or more importantly, bringing home fat dirty chicks and having unprotected sex with them, even cumming inside them, getting them pregnant enough to guilt you into marrying them and never leaving their side, because that’s what a good dude does…when if you were sober, you’d just go home and jerk off…

These Australians, are ridiculous, but this video made me laugh…and it will make you laugh too…

Or maybe you like weird Brazilan bike thief videos….

Or maybe you like Russians slapping up Americans on a train videos…

Posted in:SFW|Videos

2013

18

Oct

Eliza Sys in “Stalker” by Paolo Santambrogio for S Magazine of the Day

I have never heard of Eliza Sys, but I just fell in love with these pictures of her and was forced to google her, so that I get into her before she gets famous, cuz looking at her naked for fashion, I know that I am in love, or at least totally into seeing more of her naked, ideally every morning I wake up until learning that hot naked girls are just as horrible and annoying…demanding and evil as the ugly naked girls you sell your soul to…

I mean this up on some hotter than Video Vixen Emily Ratajkowski shit…someone get this girl more work so I can stare at her more often in pictures…because leaving my house and computer is scary…

This girl is perfect…

Posted in:Eliza Sys|NSFW

2013

18

Oct

Victoria Justice is on All Fours of the Day

I don’t really know who Victoria Justice is, or what all the hype around her is, I just know she’s some Child star in her 20s, who older creepy dudes lust after, because she’s on TV, and I guess because when forced to watch kids shows with your kids, you start trying to find the one character you’d have sex with, which happened to be this one….

I also don’t really know why she’d post this pic of her on all fours, maybe she’s a cock tease, maybe she just likes being silly, but I do know that the dudes checking her out are fucking jokes…busted creeping’…it’s just too bad they aren’t real creepers jerking off to her antics….cuz that’d be a better photobomb….

Posted in:Victoria Justice

2013

18

Oct

Vanessa Paradis Modelling for Madame Figaro of the Day

Johnny Depp’s ex baby momma from France, who like most french girls probably has anal on the first date, that is not really a date, but rather the first encounter, of the good kind, is out there modelling like she wasn’t a mom of 2 in her 40s, because that’s what divorce, even when not married does to a bitch, it makes her step up and re-start where she left off all those years ago, whether it is through fitness, plastic surgery, or just banging all the dudes that come her way, because thanks to being who she is, she’s top echelon socially, and equipped to bang all the rich and famous, especially when wearing her leather pants in magazines…

Now I don’t love cougars, but when they look like they are still in their 20s, while their souls are not, I can totally fuck with the idea of them…

Here are some of those fashion pics…

Posted in:Vanessa Paradis

2013

18

Oct

Simona Kerr in a Bikini of the Day

Simona Kerr is some low level model who barely exists, and who I don’t even think is this girl’s actual name, but the bikini pics were hot and that made me a fan, since I am easy going like that and require very little to actually fall in love, you know since love doesn’t actually exist, but rather is just an extension of me wanting to see a girl half naked and in turn wanting to make babies inside her…despite her probably flawed or horrible personality…based on the fact that this is her job…

Posted in:Simona Kerr

2013

18

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The best way to get nude pics from a girl on the internet…is to find one with fake tits…because girls with fake tits are pre-disposed to wanting to show off those tits…since they bought their tits and I guess it is just human nature to want to show the world their purchase even if their tits have nothing to do with human nature….but strictly titty science…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Never Shut Up Miley… GO

You Will Hate This Gallery of Boops… GO

10 Brutal Murders That Happened on Halloween… GO

The Shinning in 8 Bit… GO

Bruce Jenner is a Transsexual… GO

Robert Pattison Likes the Smell of Dirty People…(Kristen Stewart)… GO

Game of Thrones – Bad Lip Reading… GO

The Art Evolution of Banksy… GO

8 Crazy Things to Watch Out for On Walking Dead… GO

Jerk Off the Christina Aguilera in Maxim… GO

Miranda Kerr in a See Through… GO

Shot From a Girl’s POV… GO

Naked Babe with Sunglasses… GO

How To Make Huge Bubbles if You’re Looking to Impress 5 Year Olds you Abduct – Creep GO

Celebrities Who Were Once Roommates… GO

Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

17

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

I just spent the day on a porn set with my girl Asa Akira…who is as lovely in person as on the internet even when watching her get fucked on the ass…

Some valuable life lessons I learnt on set…FIP…which is Fake Internal Pop…or Faking cumming in a bitch…

Here is a clown singing to express my happiness!

Here are some stepLINKS….

A Whole Bunch of Redheads
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Kesha Electrocuted Her Twat!
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Selena Gomez Crotch Shot
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Farrah Abraham is Done with Porn
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If Drugs Has Mascots…
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Natasha Anastasia is in her Undies!
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Crazy Person on the Plane….or Train…
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Myths About Your Body…
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Victoria Justice Being SLutty on Set
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Motorboating For Breast Cancer…
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Nicole Scherzinger in a Tight Leather Dress
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100 Other Names That Snoop Dogg Considered”.
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Jessica Simpson…
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Steve Jobs was a Horrible Person
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Kate Moss Has Mandatory Cig Breaks in her Contract
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Selena Gomez Cries When Singing About Bieber
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DJ Like a Cunt
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Ellie Goulding Nipple
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Tartoo of the Day
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NSFW for Horses – Stupid Picture of the Day
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Kate Hudson Pokies
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Criminal of the Day
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How To Disappoint Your Parents in 61 Seconds
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Haunted Shopping Cart Prank
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Britney Spears Cleavage
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Ridiculous Running of the Bulls in Venice with People in Bull Costumes
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Chloe Sims Plastic Surgery Face
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Today in Random Photos
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TINDER THe Fake Trailer…
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Senior Citizens React to Old Spice Ad
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Girls in Sports Bras
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Glee is Finally Over
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Guess the Ass
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Baby and Husky Having a Conversation
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Abbey Clancy is in a Hot Fucking Dress
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Jessica Biel Working Out in Leggings…
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Pink Shirt Kissing Prank
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Avril Lavigne is Ruined…
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Skeletons Getting Down in Normal Everyday Situations
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Michael Bay Got Attacked in Hong Kong
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Girls Who Aren’t Wearing Bras
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Talkative Goat
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Nude Girls, Nude Girls, Nude Girls….
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Sunny Leone Tits
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Arab Tits on Cam
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10 Worst Things Said in Porn
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Sheep Fucking Muslim!
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Hot Teen Naked in Car
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Asian Amateur with a Banana
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2 Girls Teaching You How To Fuck…
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I like my girls like I like I don’t like my wife…hot and naked and making me cum….
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SEX TOYS!!!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

17

Oct

Lindsay Lohan’s Hard Nipple for Instagram of the Day

Lindsay Lohan used to be the most random friend I ever had…she’d text me everyday and every night for over 6 months, until one day we finally met, she did some crackhead shit, and more importantly, I didn’t try to play with her amazing tits, and I never heard from her again, but more importantly, I never forgave myself for not playing with her amazing tits…and like you, I’m forced to stare at them on instagram pics she posted, rather than hate them as I tend to the herpes I caught from her, that seemed like a good idea at the time, because it was fucking Lohan at her prime, before fully falling off, a girl you’d all want to get herpes from, until she’s long out of the picture, but the herpes aren’t..them shits for life…yo…

So whenever I see her, I remember what was, appreciate what is, but cry on the inside, for never having touched such luxurious and amazing breasts…it’s not the first time I’ve failed as a man, but it’s up there as the worst time I’ve failed as a man….

I am still a Lohan Fan….and I am waiting for her to win that Oscar…

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan