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2013

03

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Some times all you gotta do is dance…

Sure Dance is better when it is done by a hot naked bitch with implants, daddy issues, or at least broken dreams….but I’ll take some crackhead homeless dude who thinks he is Bruce Lee….

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The Best VINES of September…
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This Girl is Amazing…She Writes Dinosaur Erotica
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Some Vanessa Hudgens Hair
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How To Not Knock Down a Wall
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Some NFL Lip Reading….
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Amber Tamblyn Lands a TV Gig
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30 Pictures of Hot Girls in Daisy Dukes
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Girls Tugging on Their Clothes
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Screenshots from Rihanna’s New Video
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The Best “Sonnings” in Movie History
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Lacey Chabert in Maxim
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Halloween Costumes That Should Not Exist
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Professional Hand Flute Player…
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1000s of Cam Girls….Some May Even Be the Girl in Your Class….Office…Coffee Shop….
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2013

02

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

Today’s words of wisdom – Girls don’t like being asked how testicular their vaginas are…ever….

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So Much Booty…
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Miley’s SNL Promo….
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OJ is Trying to Bang Kris Jenner from Jail…Let’s Hope He Kills Her
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Lacey Chabert Does Maxim….
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Change the Way You Look at Boobs
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Helen Flanagan Fully Clothed
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Jennifer Lawrence in Harpers
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The Richest Celebs Who Have Asked for Your Money on Kickstarter
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Sexy Halloween Costumes
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36 Year Old Sarah Michelle Gellar Getting Out of Cars in Shorts
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Rachel Hunter Leaving the Gym
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Construction Workers React to Wrecking Ball
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No Name Model Modelling Lingerie
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Katie Holmes in a Pink Dress
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Frank Sinatra May Have Fathered Mia Farrow’s Son
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Italian Americans Think Don Jon is Racist….Scarlett Johansson is at the Premiere…Looking Old and Tired…
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Drunk Golfing is a Bad Idea
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Iggy Azaelea Shitty in Paper
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Chris Brown for Gay Rights…
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Miranda Kerr in Cosmo
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Magic Tip for the Pizza GUy
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Some Babe Named Dawn Getting Freaky Enough in Venice
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Bryan Cranston’s Advice to Aspiring Actors…
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Rita Ora is Crying for Attention
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Kim Kardashian Huge Tits….
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Stacy Keibler in a Sheer Top
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Ciara in a See Through Dress
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Chrissy Teigan Nipple Slip….
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Clever Dog Stages a Breakout
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Game of Thrones Acoustic Cover
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More Kim K Breasts..
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The Craziest Marine Getting ARrested Story Ever
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Prank Ends with Dude Punched in the Face
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44 Celebs and Their Porn Parody Counterparts
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The 10 Craziest Russian Videos from September
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Her Name is Ashley Emma and SHe’s Good
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Anchor asks Meteorologist about his Little Wiener….
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Tom Clancy Dead….
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Kelly Brook Ass
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Phony Sex…
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Drive Through Skeleton Prank
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Eva Green Hot in Vs. Magazine
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8 Offensive Shirts…
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Paris Hilton in a Magazine….
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Megan Fox did Esquire in Feb 2013 and it was Hot
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Kate Upton Fat Girl Pimples….
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The Hottest Thing About Britney Spears Video is Anna Nicole
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Thigh Gaps are Alright…
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Skinny Sumo Wrestler Dominates
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Win a Free DVD of Behind The Green Door By Vivid – Just Send an Email..
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So Many Naked Babes….Getting Naked For You…
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A Couple Really Big Fucking Tits
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Asian Boob Massage
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Sex With Insects
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Japanese Girl Eating CUM Pastries
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Lesbian Orgy!!
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Redhead Masturbating!
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Chubby Girl With Small Ass
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Very Wet Vagina
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Hot Ass Big Tits….
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These Girls Love Getting Naked…….
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All Girls Appreciate a Man Who LikeS Using Sex Toys On Them….
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2013

02

Oct

RIhanna’s Pour it Up Video of the Day

Rihanna has been posting all kinds of hot see though pics from a video shoot and she was smart enough to do a behind the scenes video cuz they have this internet social networking….stay relevant get people posting her shit down…and I am into it because any girl who can bring whore behavior to the masses when she doesn’t need to is a hero…it allows me to have a job…and you to have something to diddle your asshole to….Yay. for Rihanna….and all it really took to get this party started was a good being choked the fuck out….

Here is the behind the scenes..

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2013

02

Oct

Sherlyn Chopra Cucumber Fetish of the Day

A few months ago Sherlyn Chopra, who is apparently some Bollywood Indian star trying to get famous, posted these pics of herself topless, and fucking a cucumber on twitter, because either she’s awesome at sexting, a serious freak like most Indians, like Dev Patel….or she’s just into getting attention and followers and noticed in some bullshit scandals…and I’d like to say I know anything about her, but the truth is, I am just doing Indian content to try to get famous in Indian, because I hear celebrities there have tigers, gold everything, and many many dotted women….and because I like her work that I have seen…in the form of this amazingness…

Posted in:NSFW|Sherlyn Chopra

2013

02

Oct

Chrissy Teigen Slutty with her Husband of the Day

Chrissy Teigen showed off her titties in a TWITTER PIC from some romantic bullshit video she shot with her husband John Legend, which was a little too masturbatory for me, but I am the kind of guy who like ripping out my eyes, or even go Columbine on people who show me how in love their are with wedding albums, or bullshit like this…

So I didn’t watch the video, I’m just assuming at least one of you likes this gold digging twat, and alsy assume that she exposes her tits, at least once, because that’s how you get attention and attention is all she wants…or needs….

She’s the worst…

Posted in:Chrissy Teigen

2013

02

Oct

SFW porn screenshot of the day

New Feature….here’s a new feature I want all of you to participate in, even though it was a pretty major fail on Facebook, it’s called SFW porn screenshot where you snap off a pic from a porn that doesn’t have the actual porn in it, but rather has all amazingness that is porn awkwardness…

Send in your SFW Porn Screenshots to info(at)drunkenstepfather.com

Posted in:LOLZ

2013

02

Oct

Alyson Hannigan Bikini Pics of the Day

Alyson Hannigan is back in a bikini….in the event you have blocked BLOCKED THESE PICS OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MIND from last week…

You know the kind of girl who despite having a kid is kinda ripped and fit, but not one I’d want to see half naked under any circumstances…you know because even when they had her talking about masturbating or being the horny freaky nerd in the one movie she did…it was disgusting…because she is disgusting…

You’d have to be Buffy fan to really get down with these, and if you’re a buffy fan, it’s safe to say this is the most pussy you’ve had all year..

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Posted in:Alyson Hannigan

2013

02

Oct

Dude who Eats Paleo of the Day

This dude is way more entertaining than listening to cross fit cheese dicks when it comes to clean eating and Paleo diet…I mean he’s also more hardcore, creepy and likely the kind of guy who has killed at least 4 hookers they haven’t reported missing yet because they don’t have a family…and no one notices they’re gone….

Posted in:Videos

2013

02

Oct

Kate Upton is Pregnant of the Day

I think Kate Upton is pregnant…that or just fat…

Now fat girls, I know you are out there, and you are mad that I would call Kate Upton fat, while you’re way fatter and indirectly that insults you….but hear me out…you are fat, and that’s ok, because you’re allowed to be, you don’t put yourself out there, and magazines aren’t eating you up like you ate that cake last night, because you were feeling sad…..you aren’t celebrated and making millions, being the highest booked model, even though you aren’t built like a model, and I don’t mean like a skinny anorexic, I mean like a girl who isn’t 165 pounds and ready to mud wrestle…

I just think it is wrong, and telling our youth it is ok to be fat, which I can only assume is a government play cuz they want us eating shitty foods, they want us sick, tired and unable to think clearly….on our couches watching their shows and buying their garbage…so why not slow transition a fat girl like Lena Dunham or this one into idiol status…

This is a war I think we collectively need to fight…

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Posted in:Kate Upton|SFW

2013

02

Oct

Paris HIlton’s New Music Video Teaser of the Day

Paris Hilton, or as I like to call her the herpes Pop culture got 10 years ago, and forgot about, but it’s making an appearance, because herpes is for life..and every once in a while you are reminded you have them….

This time, with Lil Wayne, because she’s marketable, it’s a valid publicity stunt, there’s some seriously comedic value to doing a song with her, and really with technology and dance music, you don’t really need to be talented, the computer does all the work for you….not to mention, she’s got enough money to pay everyone involved enough to pretend she’s doing something revolutionary, and not desperate, like her porno tape….

I just don’t understand why she can’t just embrace her trust fund, and do things that don’t involve annoying the fucking world while making a fool of herself, like all the other daughters of billionaires before and after her, I mean why is she a gutter hooker about things…it makes no sense…but some things don’t need to make sense….

Posted in:Paris Hilton|SFW