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2013

01

Oct

A Different Half Naked Scene in Rihanna’s New Video from Instagram of the Day

One of my pet peeves is when people pose with money on the internet. I just think it’s stupid as fuck and not even because I have no money…because I hate it when broke as people post their winnings from a casino game, and I hate it when strippers show the piles of dollars they made when people made it rain that probably amount to under 1000 dollars…and I really hate it when rappers and popstars do it for some hip hop image, like look how rich and crazy I am…I mean Rihanna is fucking huge, we know she’s rich, and doesn’t need to talk about it, but rather should spend her time focusing on exposing her vagina as much as possible, rather than 10k or whatever is going on in these pics from her new video, when bitch gets paid 100k or more a fucking hour….it just looks stupid..but I guess Rihanna never really cared about looking stupid, that comes with dropping out of school at 14 to be a hooker who became famous enough that people cared when she got beat the fuck up…taking her to a whole new level of garbage I want to stick my dick in…that is probably just as dirty as the kitchen garbage I’ve stuck my dick in at low periods in life when I just wanted something soft against my dick…but more socially acceptable…

All this to say, I am a fan of her work, when she does, her exhibitionism…all works for me…even when it annoys me.

Posted in:Rihanna

2013

01

Oct

Failed Suicide Attempt of the Day

I don’t know if it is because I have no soul, or because I find death worth laughing at since we all die…or if it is because I hate suicidal people and all their throwing their life away because it sucks, even though life sucks for everyone, even people with everything, it’s just human nature to be miserable, but some of us are better at laughing it off…

So there’s something very funny about idiots who try to kill themselves and totally fail, you know end up surviving, because they suck at everything they do…

But in this case, dude was saved by a pedestrian who was just chilling, only to be landed on by some asshole suicidal prick…and apparently…the pedestrian died…proving that this Suicidal idiot….is now a murderer…that’s gonna real

If you don’t like seeing an idiot sucidal murderer fleeing the scene…here’s a video of a smoking’ hot fiery date…

Posted in:Videos

2013

01

Oct

Chrissy Teigan Nipple Slip of the Day

Chrissy Teigan is married…and in being married has found a new low level strategy to get noticed…that involves showing her nippple..

She’s a little Pug-Faced, and not in a good way, because if you know anything about me or the site, I have a #stepPUG and I call myself a Pug Whisperer, but human pugs aren’t quite as cute…

She’s just not really hot at all, and sure she has tits and a body, and has been in SI, but I think it’s time for her to just get knocked up and live that gold digging wife life…

She bores me, even with all her twitter jokes….that suck…time to shut it down.

Posted in:Chrissy Teigan

2013

01

Oct

Emily Ratajkowski for Nasty Gal Lingerie of the Day

Emily Ratajkowski is famous now…and it isn’t for modelling lingerie….it is from taking off her lingerie…making this totally disappointing…unless you’re like me and think she’s fucking lovely in all she does…from shitting to having her period to farting after a big mean…I want it all…in my face…all the time…because I am a sick fucking man..and she’s so good on all fronts…even though other girls hate her for being so perfect…

To see pics of her pouting fully clothed at an event…cuz the paparazzi have finally found her CLICK HERE

Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski

2013

01

Oct

Nina Agdal for Beach Bunny Swimwear of the Day

Semi-Retarded because they photoshop out the full-retard looking Nina Agdal for Beach Bunny, which is a company that I am pretty sure SI owns, because what better brand extension for a Swimsuit edition, that to own the swimsuits in the Swimsuit edition, while using all these eager bitches who want to be famous so they can fuck A-Listers to model their shit the rest of the year…it just makes fiscal sense…and I don’t mind looking at it, even if staring at a bitch in a bikini who was tainted by Adam Levine is probably the least productive thing I could be doing right now….

I decided to throw up a few of her recent instagram pics – since they are circulating and why not…

Posted in:Nina Agdal

2013

01

Oct

Today in Izabel Goulart Instagram Amazingness of the DAy

Izabel Goulart is ripped…holy shit…I like it, but I am sure there will be a handful of you who think it’s disgusting and want a sloppy looking Kate Upton to make you feel like a man again…but the truth is I follow this babe on Instagram and she’s perfect, always working out, eating well, and looking so lovely I would sing her love songs outside her bedroom window until the police came and took me away…only to come back again until there was a restraining order set in place…She’s got it going on and it makes me wonder why Victoria’s Secret fired her and got her deported back to brazil…but I guess you should never question the illegal model trafficking industry…

Posted in:Izabel Goulart

2013

01

Oct

Kelly Brook’s Tight Shorts of the Day

I wonder what would compel a girl to show the world her camel toe intentionally…Because if you know any girl who uses Instagram or Facebook, you know she analyzes her pictures from every angle, she may even use a photo retouching app to make herself look hotter than she is, while still be able to hashtag #nofilter….meaning this was intentional…look at my fat vagina being suffocated by tight shorts play…and I guess as someone who has seen her labia minora sticking out at me in previous photoshoots, I can understand where she’s coming from and I don’t really hate it…even though I should…

Posted in:Kelly Brook

2013

01

Oct

Alyssa Miller for Esquire of the Day

Alyssa Miller is alright when half naked for Esquire…except for the simple fact that Jake Gyllenhaal, my enemy who actually got me into the tabloids after he attacked the girl I was fucking after I said “aren’t you the dude who killed Heath Ledger”…which was a valid question and didn’t need dude to react like a spoiled brat that he is…

So when I see her amazingness, I smell the tainted Gyllenhaal vagina, but you never know, cuz he’s gay..

Posted in:Alyssa Miller

2013

01

Oct

Alyssa Arce Titties for Terry Richardson of the Day

Alyssa Arce is some model who was shot by Terry Richardson for LUI Magazine…and he posted some of the outttakes…I have never heard of her, but I do know she’s got huge tits, and an inny vagina, which is pretty rare, and I guess now so do you, because you’re looking at the same fucking pics as I am, since I just posted them…and there’s no way you’re reading this…right….

I did some research, she’s a Playboy model, knows the importance of getting naked to get ahead, and now has been shot by the world’s top Fashion photographer, making her better than the other playboy models who just don’t matter…she’s’ figured out how to transition from soft core cheap nudity to more luxurious nudity…while other girls just end up in porn.

It’s all about @missalyssaarce …she’s going places…

Posted in:Alyssa Arce|NSFW

2013

01

Oct

Horrible Creeper Video of the Day

This is a video of some creeper who puts on a mask, a lot like I do, and films unsuspecting girls hiking, which I don’t think is all that bad, if anything it’s just funny and could have been done way better, I mean, maybe more camel toe, hard nipples, sweaty asses, kidnapping, offering them money for sex, even masturbating on them without them knowing, I mean if anything this guy has failed at being a creeper….this is the worst creeper video ever done…

Apparently, the authorities are looking into this shit, and beefing up security in their Montana park, because now you’re not allowed to take scenic pics of your surroundings, it sets off alarms…I mean what a waste of money and time, obviously this idiot is just an idiot and the video isn’t even that good….

Also, the internet is based on pics and videos of random people doing random things, don’t blame some pervert, blame technology…he is the victim here…

Here’s a funny news report on the video…

Posted in:Videos