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2013

15

Oct

Some Hookers for Hooker Water of the Day

Nothing says hooker water like some girl in skimpy shorts making a mockery of herself as she eats lollipops and lets her belly hang over those skimpy shorts…makes me thirsty…no wait…makes me realize how thirsty this bitch is….

I don’t know who these water people are, but the last few weeks there has been a series of low level chicks

Posted in:Hooker Water

2013

15

Oct

Elizabeth Berkley Should Stick To Showgirls of the Day

I don’t know if Elizabeth Berkley depresses me because I remember masturbating to her shitty implants what must be decades ago, at least that’s what her haggard granny body is telling me….or if Elizabeth Berkley depresses me because seeing old bitches hanging on as hard as they can…tapping into and mocking the only thing they’ve ever really done 20 years later…on some seriously bottom feeding show for bottom feeders…and that kind of thing makes me sad…or if…I am just sad she’s not a stripper like she teased us she’d become had the residuals from Saved By the Bell dried up….

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2013

15

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The best thing about drinking with homeless guys covered in blood talking craziness on the street corners is the memories…

Here are some stepLINKS….

Tramp Stamp Tuesday Motherfuckers…
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Courtney Stodden is Amazing…
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If Popular Books Had Clickbait Titles
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Lookin’ Down Girls Shirts…
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Little Kid Does a Crazy Electronic Dance
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Suppercut of Rappers Introducing themselves..
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Owen Wilson Knocked Up a Married Chick and Here’s Kate Hudson’s Thong Ass…
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Braless Kylie Jenner Goes Bouncy Bouncy
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Paula Patton Wants You To Know Robin Thicke Has a Big Dick…
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Kendall Jenner’s Tight Sweet Ass In Leather Pants
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100s of Girls All Having More Fun Than You…
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2013

14

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

So a girl tells me that I have no personality earlier today…when I was ordering a coffee and didn’t find her stupid banter directed at me funny….so I told her that the reason I have no personality is because it is better to have no personality than a small one….it is the same reason I amputated my penis…then I asked her if she wanted to see…and she pretty much ran away….

I am good with the ladies…

Here are some stepLINKS…follow me on Instagram HERE

4 Awesome Drinking Games for People Drinking Alone
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A Whole Lot of Thigh Gaps..
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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Ass Cheeks
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Miley Hates the Jews..
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Carmen Ortega is Meaty in her Swimsuit
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I Am Not Into Uma’s O Face
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11 Amazing Things on Food Menus
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Tyra Banks Being Sexy Fucks with my Head
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Girls You’d Take Home to Mom
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Animals Vs Mirrors
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5 Ways Katy Perry Needs to Outdo her Elmo Boobs…
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This Asian Granny Can Sing…
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Lady Gaga Sucks – Obvs.
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Her Name is Sherra and SHe’s Seducing You…
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Gallery of SLO MO Boobs!!
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Amy Adams Huge Cleavage
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Jimmy Kimmel Takes Blind People Shooting
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Shia LaBeouf Got His Ass Kicked for Filming a Chick Throwing Up…
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Eastern European Engineering Fail…
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Mila Kunis Shitty Ass in Jeans
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This NYPD Cop is Amazing….
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A Whole Lot of Pics of Girls With Big Fucking Tits…
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Everything Looks Better with GOOGLY Eyes
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Naya Wedding Dress Shopping Lookin’ Hot
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8 Fails from Back to the Future
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Monkeys Skating!!
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Some Chick Named Alice in a Bikini…
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Some Weekly WTFs
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Chocolate Increases Sexual Performance….
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Amanda Righetti in a Bikini
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Blake From the Voice Wants to Bang X-Tina…He’s Used to Fucking Cows
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Camila Alves Has a Good Build…
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Famous People on the London Underground…the Outrage…
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Sandra Bullock Raps
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Miley’s Ass and Back at her New House Giving me Boners
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The Weirdest Music Video You’ll See Today…
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Her name is Jessie Wallace…and This is Her Upskirt…
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Justin Beiber Sucker Punched a DJ and Hid Behind his Bodyguards…Hilarious…
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You Can See Jennifer Lawrence’s Nipple…
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Elyse Taylor is a Hot Lingerie Model
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Bear Plays Tetherball
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The Tom Hanks Movie Hair Quiz is Ridiculous
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Remember to Floss
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6 Unanswered Questions About Pokemon Universe
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Selena Gomez Performing Giving me Boners
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100s of Girls All Having More Fun Than You…
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Some Girl Masturbating at Work Like She Should Be…
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Hot Selfies!!
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Alice Goodwin Cam Show!
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Her Name is Connie – She’s Busty and Naked in the Bed
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Christmas Masturbation…
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Amateur LEsbian Party…
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Hottest GIF You WilL See Today
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2 Girls Teaching You How To Fuck…
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I like my girls like I like I don’t like my wife…hot and naked and making me cum….
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SEX TOYS!!!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

14

Oct

7 Amish Girls – 1 Bike Erotica of the Day

Call me sick and twisted, but I’ve always been into Amish girls…

Partially, because they have no access to modern technology and after spending anytime with anyone under 80 years old, you’ll see just how fucking annoying modern technology is as the bitches google themselves, selfie and even get hit up by other dudes while you’re with them, instead of them giving you their undivided attention that they are supposed to…

Partially, because growing up Amish, must be some fucking crazy psychological trip…that makes a bitch far crazier in bed and in life when you get at her because she’s been missing out on so much and when not distracted by TV and other bullshit, but rather forced to milk cows and do that kind of bullshit…I feel like sexually, magic happens…or at least magic can happen because their naive selves can easily be tricked…

Here are 7 Amish Girls on 1 Bike…hotness…just wish I could sniff that dairy off those seats….

Posted in:Videos

2013

14

Oct

Nicole Trunfio’s Vagina Definition in Some Staged Bikini Paparazzi Pics of the Day

Nicole Trunfio is some lower level Australian model who latches on other more successful Australian models to make herself matter…But more importantly, in her quest for success…she has also modelled naked numerous times…and as much as I call her out on being some bottom feeder in PREVIOUS POSTS …I am still a fan of what she does…because it’s naked and I am a fan of naked…even when they pretend it’s top quality artistic shit…and even when it is bullshit paparazzi pics of her in a bikini jacked up what you can only imagine being well travelled labia…I’m talking them shits have seen international rich cock around the world…and it is part of why she’s here with us today…good girl.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Nicole Trunfio

2013

14

Oct

Maria Menounos Does Fitness of the Day

Maria Menounos works out…fascinating that a bitch on some shitty entertainment show…that despite being on daily…is probably some of the worst TV programming out there…would work out…especially when she’s greek and like every greek girl I’ve ever known, loves anal because they culture was built on it…but more importantly has a fat fucking ass from all the Feta cheese and olive oil they eat….like a real fat fucking ass…that starts to form around 25 and never quite stops unless the girl takes extreme measures like fitness to make it happen…

Fitness is something I think that coupled with an eating disorder, can be very beneficial to a woman’s bikini body…or in Maria Menounos’ case..her TV body..

I am not as crazy about this one as everyone else, but I was a fan of her VAGINA SLIP

Posted in:Maria Menounos

2013

14

Oct

Helen Flanagan’s 2014 Calendar of the Day

If you don’t know who Helen Flanagan is…don’t worry…either does anyone else…I mean sure there are obviously random creeper fans who think she’s the greatest set of tits since Kate Upton who follow her every move…but I’m talking general public, especially not in North America…know who this trashy British pile of amazingness who was once on TV only to quit to be a titty model…a career choice that usually goes down in reverse…and now she’s putting out her own calendars and looking good while doing it…not to mention she’s showing some nipple…meaning she’s taking this titty model thing pretty fucking serious…which surprisingly is probably the easiest thing in life to do seriously…as it only requires a camera and you taking off your fucking shirt…talent…motherfuckers..talent…

Posted in:Helen Flanagan|NSFW

2013

14

Oct

Jojo is a Mermaid of the Day

There’s gotta be some weirdo fetish in seeing Jojo getting dressed up and posing like a mermaid…at least probably more of one than thinking about her dropping out of pop music when she was still jailbait to date black dudes…because the average white dude loves the mystical mermaid fantasy of fucking a mermaid’s blow hole at least when alone on the beach at some destination wedding your lonely ass was dragged on….while imagining any girl you like getting railed by the hip hop community offends them…I wonder way…racists…

Posted in:JoJo

2013

14

Oct

Xenia Deli for Some Lingerie Company of the Day

The only think I want at this Deli…is the Deli meat she’s got hiding in her panties she’s being paid to wear…I mean that or the pepperoni she’s got shining through the bra’s that they didn’t photoshop…reminding me of the Sears catalog back in the 90s when it was all I had to masturbate to…before a time when photoshop erased everything that makes a model an actual woman…instead of some computer generated barbie doll weirdness that masturbating to is like masturbating to a fucking video game or comic book drawing…something I am sure you are all fucking used to…because you are creeps…but I guess so am I…just in different ways…possibly even more criminal ways…we are so the same…aren’t you glad we are friends….

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