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2013

11

Oct

Ariana Grande Shitty Upskirt of the Day

Here’s the very wholesome, at least in the way she’s marketed, because no girl in Hollywood, or even in the LA area is wholesome, they are all broken down fame whores, Ariana Grande having a shitty Upskirt, that I think is an up skirt, but can’t be too fucking sure is an up skirt…but is still awesome…because there is no such thing as a shitty up skirt…although not all are created equally, they are all worth staring at until you start feeling awkward about staring at the shit for that long….

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2013

11

Oct

Sienna Miller for Elle November of the Day

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This just in…Sienna Miller lives..and she’s doing a photoshoot for an actual magazine and not sucking dick in a back alley for some drug money like you’d expect her to be doing after she pretty much fell off the fucking planet after being the hottest thing for a minute…cast in everything…because the good news about being the hottest thing, even for just a minute..is the fact that you have a lot of money in the bank and you can save your whoring to your bedroom…or the bedroom of various men you use to occupy your gutter broken down…mind…and the fact is…I think she’s fucking lovely…one of the best there ever way…maybe not in acting…but in something to look at…

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2013

11

Oct

#Hashtag of the Day

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#dontmindmybaldspot

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2013

11

Oct

Today in Videos of the Day

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The internet is built on videos…and here’s the best I found in 3 minutes of looking today had to offer…there are probably many more relevant ones out there…but this is the best you get from me….

Trolling in the 80s….

Bar Fight…

Woman Freaking Out on the Plant

Train VS Truck

Some Police Brutality…

Posted in:Videos

2013

11

Oct

Amanda Seyfried on Set of the Day

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I used to like Amanda Seyfriend…but despite her Disney career being supported by a nude movie career in CHLOE and LOVELACE …that I thought was spectacular….

I just can’t see past the fact that she lets Justin Long, no matter how long he is, inside her…

If anything it makes me hate her and her tainted pussy..

I always judge a girl by the cock she fills the void in her soul with…and unfortunately for Seyfriend…she’s failed us all.

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2013

11

Oct

Candice Swanepoel in Some Topless Video of the Day

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Candice Swanepoel did a video for YOUTUBE where she didn’t show her nipples…but did show her awesome fit body..and I didn’t bother watching it because pornography or anything worth masturbating to should be a little less black and white and a lot more spread eagled…I’m so traditional in my thinking like that.

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2013

11

Oct

Sky Ferreira Titties for her Album Cover of the Day

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It’s always fun posting shitty tits of people who used to be your internet friend, back when they were sucking up to you…hoping for exposure, before landing a record deal and getting all the exposure needed…from being arrested to being a train wreck LA rich girl…to being some fashion forward musical icon who I think sucks…but mainly out of bitterness that she left me behind on her rise to the fucking top…which was really the middle…but you get what I’m saying…and if you don’t it’s that these are her tits…for her new album cover…and they are not very 20 something looking…but they are still tits…how high concept and artistic…bullshit.

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2013

11

Oct

Natalie Dormer for Esquire of the Day

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I don’t watch Game of Thrones…because despite being a shitty blogger…a job that is pretty humiliating to have…or to ever tell people you have…because blogs are designed for 15 year old girls…and people into RPG shit…not drunk addicts who fuck hookers and hate their wives…who are supposed to be too busy self destructing and getting aids to waste time on shit like this….I hate nerd shit..

I hate sci/fi…I hate fantasy…I hate fairies and fucking dragons…and I hate anything that is popular because it means the masses of retards are buying into it…

So Natalie Dormer doesn’t exist to me, but she does to Esquire and she’s in her panties…yay…I guess..

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2013

11

Oct

Eniko Mihalik Bush for LUI of the Day

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If I could have sex with a magazine without it being weird, or painful, it would be LUI magazine, not that I buy magazines, or know where to buy magazines out of France, but because they take really awesome nude pics of models who have been nude before…but are nude again…and when their is hipster fashion bush involved…I can’t help but be sold on it..

Her name is Eniko Mihalik…and she’s a Victoria’s Secret model…but on her sideline work…she gets totally fucking naked…which makes her an actual angel…and not the kind of Angel Victoria’s secret has been lying to us about all these years…

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2013

11

Oct

Trying To See Up Hilary Duff Skirt of the Day

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I don’t know if seeing a thicker Hilary Duff is really all that exciting…I mean she wasn’t even that amazing when she was a t her prime…and now she’s like a middle aged mom which is one of the least attractive things a girl can be…but I do know that trying to stare up her skirt in pictures by angling my screen makes this depressingly boring day a little more interesting, even if it’s pathetic as fuck…

If you look at it from 45 degree angle…you definitely see LABIA…unless that’s just a cum stain still on my screen…yep…it’s a cum stain…

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