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2013

23

Sep

Some New Emilty Ratajkowski Topless from CR of the Day

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Emily Ratajkowski was in some naked orgy for fashion and I posted the pics a month ago HERE ….

THese two pics came out recently, and they have been emailed to me at least 4 times, which is a lot for me, since the only email I ever get is SPAM…because SPAM and Nigerian Kings are my only friends…

And everyone is asking the same question…how did Emrata get so famous, and are these her real tits…

I mean everyone talks about this girl now….and she hasn’t done anything but get naked…that is almost insane…if she didn’t look so good naked…

I don’t know if these are her real tits but I wouldn’t mind inspecting them with my mouth to determine whether they were…

She’s lovely as fuck and her hustle is on point, aspiring fame whores…take notes cuz this babe did it right….

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2013

23

Sep

Dancing Security Guard of the Day

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I guess not all rent-a-cops are power tripping shit heads who didn’t pass police academy, and some of them are just doing the job because they either can’t get work elsewhere, or because they don’t want the pressure of having a real job…or maybe just maybe dude was an aspiring back-up dancer for Shaggy or Sean Paul or Shabba Ranks…or maybe just maybe this Twerk thing is really raping the mainstream…and Jamaican dancehall dancing has hit everyone from pop stars to old white dudes and fat jack black impersonators….topless in yellow shorts…either way…it’s a good thing….people need to dance more…

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2013

23

Sep

Miley Cyrus Major Cameltoe of the Day

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Miley Cyrus is pretty major right now…or at least her camel toe is…

Everyone’s talking about Miley and I guess her vagina is getting jealous…

It’s saying stop focusing her on her ass and how weird it looks when it attempts to twerk…or how small it is despite her decision to become the poster girl for the mainstream of twerk…and look at me…because I’m what actually matters…I am what you can ejaculate inside and K-Fed..which is something I am sure most people who stick their dick in Miley are hoping for..I mean that or the chance to produce her next pop album because that she’s a retirement plan of it’s own…as she has everyone sucked into her lies…including me…I am a fan of her small young Disney hormone modified body…she’s good…

To SEE ALL THE SLUTS AT THIS iHeartRadio Event….. CLICK HERE

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2013

23

Sep

Rihanna’s Bikini Photoshoot for Instagram of the Day

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Rihanna staged a bikini phototshoot in Thailand for her instagram…and these are the pictures…that I guess scream “I Love Myself and Everyone Should Love Me Too”…or “please give me more attention than I already Have”…because let’s face it, she’s Rihanna and the last thing she needs to be doing is staging bikini shoots for her instagram, she’s got all kinds of fame and fortune, and the only reason she would do something like this is because she likes being looked at…it all goes back to when she was a hooker in Barbados at 14….at least that’s my take on it…you know daddy issues…that no matter how much money she’s got…she still has…and I’m not complaining, I would just prefer if these had more anal sex in them….

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2013

23

Sep

Edita Vilkeviciute and Anja Rubik Nude for Vogue France of the Day

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Edita Vilkeviciute and Anja Rubik are a couple of models you may or may not have heard of…but who you would notice if you were in the same room as them…not because of their stunning beauty but because they would be a solid head taller than everyone else in the room…which is always the creepy thing about models…that people always forget when jerking off to pics of models…is that they are usually big and wide and look skinny, but are the kind of girl you’d want to have put you on her shoulders at a concert or any event so you can see the fucking crowd…

That said, these babes are naked for fashion not porn, and there’s a huge difference in being naked for porn and naked for fashion, and we all know that nudity, although fun to look at, is not a big deal, and is not as hot as seeing it getting cummed all over, and even if we want to see the nipple to tit ratio of every girl we’ve met or seen, doesn’t mean we get excited by nipple, I mean we aren’t Muslim or in the 1800s anymore…we are a little too desensitized for that shit…

The only thing that makes me laugh in all this is that I can’t land an advertiser for posting this because they call me porn, while it’s straight from the pages of Vogue, that makes tens of millions of dollars in advertising from the same pictures I’ve stolen from them…where is the justice…who knows…but here are the model tits…

Posted in:Anja Rubik|Edita Vilkeviciute|NSFW

2013

23

Sep

Sophie Simmons is a Secret Internet Fatty of the DAy

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Last week I posted SOPHIE SIMMONS FAT IN A BIKINI …because for some reason despite her fatness, I was kinda digging it…

Historically I hate fat girls, especially the one I married, and I am only into skinny, half dead looking corpses or fit chicks…while sloppy fat just makes me disgusted by their laziness…especially when you have Gene Simmons money and can afford to pay someone to cook for you and kick your ass in the gym….there’s no excuse…making her laziness even more ugly…but I still liked it…

Well after some research I call google, I saw these pics she posted to her social media and I can’t help but laugh at how relevant they are…you see she’s a fat chick according to the paparazzi shots of her, but in her selfies she’s all stretched out and at the right angles…manages to pull off not fat…reminding us of the SECRET INTERNET FATTIES and the fact that girls know their angles…and can trick us into their web of miserable lies…and whether I want in on this bitch fat or not….doesn’t matter…the fact remains she tried to trick the world…and here’s her David Copperfield Illusion….that happens everyday #nofilter.

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2013

23

Sep

Paris Hilton’s Intense Bathing Suit for the Internet of the Day

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Paris Hilton is a polluted pile of shit…who is old, who was beat by an Armenian at her own game, even though historically Armenians don’t win, that was an Armenian genocide by the Turks joke, making me wonder just how useless Paris Hilton might be…remembering that like most rich girls…she’s totally fucking useless…but the one thing she did excel at was getting naked and fucked while high…and distributing it to the world..landing a TV show where she played a half retard…and for some reason, a reason I call marketing and the general public being full retard it worked for her, even though she didn’t really need it to, because she has more money than god and this was all just a cry for attention…

Well now she’s old, well rested, and still up to her “Look at me antics”…and sometimes I don’t mind looking at her, because ultimately, what she did and what she represents is pretty fucking funny, and far more entertaining than so many socialite twats in their tennis whites before her….it’s like she revolutionized rich kids and said “It’s okay to be gutter trash, we have trust funds”…and I am into that…Own your herpes…and buy for friends…

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2013

23

Sep

Isabelli Fontana for Morena Rosa Beach of the Day

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Isabelli Fontana is some old Brazilian model who has been in the game for a long time….her most important work being lingerie modelling for Victoria’s Secret at 16, letting the world know Victoria’s Secret, the evil empire, is built on perversion, no matter how hard they photoshop out the nipples and pussy definition in their catalogs for their Christians….

Here she is at 30, still looking good, even though she’s a mom and 30…modelling bikinis…

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2013

23

Sep

Katy Perry Twerk of the Day

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Katy Perry was on stage with the master of Twerk, Academy Award Winning, Juicy J….the guy who is giving girls a 50,000 dollar scholarship if they win his twerk contest…and she decided to twerk awkwardly on stage with him like she wasn’t some uncoordinated white girl from a Christian background with no fucking soul…and all it reminds me of is when she was fucking black dudes in Gym Class Heroes to meet the right people to get her first record deal back when she was some LA hipster slut sleeping her way to this level of fame…you see everyone fixates on the white guys she’s had sex with, but no one talks about the black cock she’s had…and I think we need to put a little bit more attention on that…it’s one of those forget Kim Kardashian was a pornstar to get here situations…or even less interesting….

Posted in:Katy Perry

2013

23

Sep

The Emmy Awards Happened and We Have All The Pics of the Day

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I know I technically have a celebrity blog and that I should be live blogging the Emmys or even figuring out a way into the Emmys, but ultimately, I don’t own a TV and more importantly, I don’t give a fuck about TV, or celebrities, or award shows that they created for themselves to celebrate themselves further even though they’ve already won at life, I find the whole thing obnoxious and boring, and worst of all I thought this shit happened last weekend…

I also think that these bitches in their gowns isn’t glamourous, or attractive, and if anything their are way hotter girls who aren’t at the fucking EMMYs and they are a little more interesting to masturbate to, because don’t think they are more important than they fucking are…

Acting is a joke, Hollywood is a lie, it’s all fucking garbage and they should all die. That’s my poem for the day….and even though I hate the EMMYS….

WE DO HAVE ALL THE PICS OF EVERYTHING EMMY SO TO SEE ALL THE PICS CLICK HERE if entitled whores who have fucked their way to a place where they can be egotistical whiny cunts is your thing….

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