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2013

20

Sep

Lea Michele’s Sad Face of the Day

I am a firm believer that when the man you are going to fake marry for the sake of publicity for the show you are on together dies of a heroin overdose…you aren’t allowed to smile ever again.

Unless you’re happy he died, because it has allowed you to be the “Rihanna” in the relationship and next level your shit with the sympathy card.

I mean I guess this post should really be focused on whether she was born with a penis, as her face would suggest, but I am more into calling out an actor, who lies for a living, caught in her motherfucking lie…

That’s all I have to say about that, because let’s face it, I’ve already said too much.

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2013

20

Sep

Lea Michele’s Sad Face of the Day

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I am a firm believer that when the man you are going to fake marry for the sake of publicity for the show you are on together dies of a heroin overdose…you aren’t allowed to smile ever again.

Unless you’re happy he died, because it has allowed you to be the “Rihanna” in the relationship and next level your shit with the sympathy card.

I mean I guess this post should really be focused on whether she was born with a penis, as her face would suggest, but I am more into calling out an actor, who lies for a living, caught in her motherfucking lie…

That’s all I have to say about that, because let’s face it, I’ve already said too much.

TO SEE PICS OF THIS WIDOW IN TRAINING WEARING SHORT SHORTS SHOWING OFF LEGS CLICK HERE

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2013

20

Sep

Kate Moss See Thru Shirt of the Day

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Kate Moss is my favorite…I love her and I always will…her use of her tits to get rich and famous and live a life of luxury filled with random dirty sperm and broken dreams…

Even in her 40s, I’m buying her bullshit, but that’s just because I am so curious what her well traveled vagina smells like..after all the unprotected sex with rockstars…seriously…

She’s a coke loving, sex loving, mom, who always shows off her tits…and she’s skinny and top quality…even if her vagina tells a different story…

What’s not to love….

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE and some more CLICK HERE

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2013

20

Sep

Dree Hemingway and Doutzen Kroes Kinda Naked for LOVE of the Day

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Dree Hemingway and Doutzen Kroes are in LOVE magazine…and they are pretty hot…I don’t know which one is which because I have facial recognition blindness…but that doesn’t mean I would try to ejaculate on both their faces…if given the chance…it just means I wouldn’t know which one is which…

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2013

20

Sep

Courtney Stodden is Amazing of the Day

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Courtney Stodden is an amazing example of how ridiculous the world is…the fact that she’s famous, or people are interested in her…or watching her stripper trash life that should be in porn, and that will be in porn, just as soon as this stupid hype dies down, is beyond me…she’s got stupid fake tits, she’s clearly pushing 30, but she’s not fat, and she puts herself out there, cuz it is better than giving lap dances for 10 dollars a song…

Here she is continuing to cry for attention….

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2013

20

Sep

Alyson Hannigan in a Bikini of the Day

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She wasn’t hot 10 years ago, so she’s sure as not hot now that she’s had a couple of kids…so rocking’ her bikini may not make sense to the average person…but at least she’s not fat…even if she’s disgusting..

She’s the bootleg Lindsay Lohan from the same era….who couldn’t get fucked by the cast of Buffy, except when they were drunk…

Apparently, no one has told her she’s got no fucking sex appeal, known for using a flute to masturbate and band camp while being the girl no one want to see masturabte…

Now in a bikini…YAY

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2013

20

Sep

Sophie Simmons Monster in a Bikini of the Day

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Well this is almost unfortunate…Sophie Simmons…from the Gene Simmons show…who only gets fucked by Gene Simmons fans who love everything he’s marketed to them so much that they’ll eat up even the lowest grade shit KISS Puts out…that’s the kind of loyalty they have…and she’s in a bikini…large as fuck in a bikini…but for some reason that big fat ass is round and not as disgusting as it should be…and for some weird reason I want it to suffocate me…I guess I”m giving into the genetically modified food era and loving me some thickness…whatever…

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2013

20

Sep

Malgosia Bela for LUI Magazine of the Day

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Malgosia Bela is some 36 year old model…Polish fashion model…she I’ve never heard of her but she did do the Pirelli Calendar in 2009…and again in 2012…making her a professional Pirelli calendar model…and now you’ve seen her naked in LUI magazine…and it’s not bad even though she’s 100 fucking years old at least in terms of modelling.

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2013

20

Sep

Big Girl Pouring Salsa on her Tits of the Day

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My friend Sam Jones…is insane and has an web series where you follow her on her misadventures…and I am a fan of her antics…even though she never sends me nudes…despite asking for them every fucking day.

This week she rented her roommates room out on AIR BNB to some dominatrix who ends up pouring salsa on her tits in the most unsexy way…maybe even scary…even for a Mexican who loves Salsa way…good way to start the day..

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2013

20

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I spent the night trying to get girls to compare the strength of their vaginas…using my finger as the gauge…

It was a win win for all of us…except maybe the girl who lost…

Here are some stepLINKS…follow me on INSTAGRAM

Courtney Stodden Hot Mess….
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15 Parenting Fails….
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Stock Footage Gets Dubbed….
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Imperial Sunday….
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Outfit of the Day
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Jessa Hinton Big Whore Tits
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Yamin Le Bon is Some Blonde Model….
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This is the French Kim Kardashian…She’s Got Huge Tits…
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Flying Eagle Pint of View Craziness
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Last Episodes of Breaking Bad Extended 15 Minutes…who cares…
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Heroe Saves a Dude from a Burning Apartment
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Down with Girls on Cam!
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