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2013

12

Sep

Natalie Dormer For Esquire of the DAy


She’s some 31 year old from Game of Thrones and she;’s looking kinda hot…even if she’s from the UK and statistically not hot…the photographer managed to pull it together for her in a way her virgin nerds fans who watch Game of Thrones will be able to jerk off to her, even if they had no problem jerking off to her in her sci/fi fantasy hustle, because let’s face it, that’s kinda what virgin look for in a girl…because sci/fi fantasy is all they know or care about…..

I know Game of Thrones is mainstream as shit and suburbanites watch the shit too, but when it comes to Fantasy, it’s alway more fun to single out the virgins…

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2013

12

Sep

Phoebe Tonkin Bikini Top for Twitter of the Day


Phoebe Tonkin is some Australian actress who was a big deal in Australia apparently, before her team decided they should make her a big deal in America and landed her on some show called The Vampire Diaries, that I have never seen, but assume a lot of you weirdos have probably masturbated to, because vampires speak to two demographics, teens and fucking weirdos…

She posted a bikini pic of herself, it’s not all that exciting, but it reminds me that Australian girls, even when they are bratty celebrity cunts, are still awesome, from the accent to the beer drinking, Australia is just hot bitches who don’t act or know they are hot, because they are all hot, except maybe the skin cancer white trash trailer park dwellers with fake tits…but they don’t count, they are too busy making babies with various baby daddies…

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2013

12

Sep

Elisabetta Canalis in Lingerie of the Day

The good thing about being one of George Clooney’s hookers, is that when he fires you can move onto model lingerie for some shitty company for very little money but for the adoration of perverts everywhere because it’s way better than being the beard to some famous rich actor who could have provided you with the best fucking life ever, but instead disposed of you…

As far as I’m concerned, if she’s not good enough for Clooney than she’s not good enough for me…but her ass is good enough for me to stare at.

Posted in:Elisabetta Canalis

2013

12

Sep

Emily Ratajkowski See Through Shirt of the Day

Emily Ratajkowski is the kind of girl you try to make fall in love with you and trap with a pregnancy you convince her is a good idea so that she never leaves you.

Kinda like what Jessica Alba did to her husband, or what K-Fed did to Britney, because there comes a certain responsibility, at least with most people who don’t flee the country and legally change their name like a fugitive to never be found by their illegitimates, where a person puts their differences behind them, and focuses on the kid, meaning for the rest of your life, even if she comes to her senses and hates you, not that she would, because when you land a girl like Emily Ratajkowski you don’t fuck around and treat her like the queen that she is….if you know what I mean…and if you don’t…well then look at her tits, they seem to do a great job explaining things…from making music videos hits, to making herself famous, she’s gonna have a solid year at the top…the real question now is where does she take it from here…some people go from rags to riches, she’s gone from naked photoshoot to famous…and for that she’s the hero of the day…I’m a fan, now if only she responded to some of the love letters I’ve been mailing her….sealed in semen and blood so she knows I care…

Feminists hate her, I love her hustle, I’m just interested to see if the fame lasts or if it’s a flash in a pan, cuz there are many hot girls out there, it’s the smart ones who maneuverer shit probably to win at life, even if it seems like she’s won at life today…that can all change if shit’s not done proper…I guess we’ll have to keep watching, something I don’t mind doing…cuz she dresses like this.

Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski

2013

12

Sep

Xenia Deli for Max Magazine of the Day

It’s funny that every flight attendant I’ve ever had has been a 60 year old unionized worker who can barely be called a worker because she’s too busy complaining and gossiping about her co-workers with her other co-workers she’s catching up with because they haven’t been on a flight together in a few weeks or months…and gossip is what brings people together….

Making anyone trying to sexualize flight attendants like it was the 60s and we were allowed to sexually harass and objectify women, you know make them suck our dicks and get naked to get menial jobs other girls were competing for in the man’s world…a world we lost to feminists…

Posted in:Xenia Deli

2013

12

Sep

Miley Cyrus in Fuck Me Boots of the Day


After talking to more than just my pug for the first time in a long time yesterday, I learned that people actually hate Miley Cyrus…Hip Hop heads think she’s ruining hip hop, even though they acknowledge that hip hop is dead, perverts think she’s ruining twerking because her ass looks like it is melting, parents think she’s ruining their kids because they grew up watching her Hannah Montana, but I think she’s perfect…using her money to make rap producer friends who love getting paid and don’t consider it selling out to be on a Miley Track…she’s dressing sluttier than ever, and despite not having the best ass, the rest of her is lean and good to look at….I mean I am sure she’s a useless cunt who has no respect for anything….because she’s just that spoiled but…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS

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2013

12

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day


Last night was spent falling in love with all the right #stepGIRLS…

Too bad the roofies some sketchy crackhead sold me didn’t seem to work….

Otherwise this stepfather would be a 9 months away of being a real father…provided my sperm still work, she wouldn’t get an abortion, and or intentional miscarriage, and so many other deciding factors…

Here are some stepLINKS…follow me on INSTAGRAM

Girls Showing Off Back
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John Gosselin is a Busboy Now
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Miss Kansas is the First Tattooed Miss America
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Sinead O’Connor’s Face Tattoo is Hot
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Billie Faiers vs Frederica Ridolfi
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Wow….Olivia Wilde is the Top of IMDB’s List..
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Too Much Ritalin for this Biker Kid
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Modern MOnty Python and the Holy Grail Trailer
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So many Girls Getting Dirty As Fuck for Free ….
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2013

12

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

Today I saw a dude who didn’t have Downs Syndrome making out hard with a girl who did have Downs Syndrome, and I kinda wanted to step in because I assumed he was some kind of fucking weirdo who was taking advantage of a retard, but figured, who I am to stand in the way of love…

Maybe I’m a romantic but there’s someone for everyone out there, even if you have to get them by volunteering at an institution to get alone time with them….after gaining their trust…

Here are some stepLINKS…follow me on INSTAGRAM

Chloe Moretz in W Magazine
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A Whole Bunch of Booty
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Brad Pitt Got a Haircut
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Zack Morris 2013
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The Complete Sneaker History of Entourage
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Fit Girls in Yoga Pants
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Heidi Klum in a See THrough Shirt
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Stacy Keibler Busting…
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Look at This Slut
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Anthony Weiner Ran THrough a McDonald’s To Get Away from Sydney Leathers
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Some Dude Wrecked….after a Run
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The Science of Heartbreak
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Ashley Tisdale Ass in Leggings
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Daisy Fuentes Lives
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Mila Kunis Cleavage….
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Weird Japanese Commercials….
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Her Name is Kimberly Kisselovich and You’ll Want to Fuck Her
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Adriana Lima and Candice Swanepoel Together
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Jack in the Box Cat
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Rufa Mae Quinto is Hot Filipino
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Grandma Makes a Catch
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Cher Lloyd Shitty Upskirt
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41 Seinfeld References in his Segment
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AnnaSophia Robb Shitty in Shorts
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Grown Woman Crying Over Candy Crush
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Alexa Chung in Stinky Leather Shorts
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Exercise Them Tits
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Kimberly Garner Wedgie
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Big Oiled Tits
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Luisa Zissman Hot in Zoo
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Isabeli Fontana Topless in Some Magazine
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The Best of Summer Girls
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Some Cunt Named Alice Eve People are Excited About
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Some Shenae Grimes is a Whore….
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Emily Blunt is Pregnant…Who Cares
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Miley in Fuck Me Boots
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So many Girls Getting Dirty As Fuck for Free ….
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Best Throat Fuck Pic Ever
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The Sloppiest Pussy in the Game
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Pussy Eating Video of the DAy
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So Many Prolapsing Assholes
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Asshole of the DAy
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Worst Webcam Show Ever
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These Girls Love Getting Naked…….
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All Girls Appreciate a Man Who LikeS Using Sex Toys On Them….
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

11

Sep

Courtney Love Big Titty Performs of the Day


Courtney Love brought her big ass crackhead titties out to some fashion week party…where no nipples were thrown out for the audience to cheer at…but where I am sure at least one person got AIDS for getting to close to the MIC after her crackwhore ass was done with it…

I am sure Courtney Love is a lovely person, from Killing off her husband for fame and fortune, to really showing other crackwhores that if you find the right punk in a band, you can turn that life from the meth lab trailer park…into luxury…

But fuck she’s disgusting, even though I’d love to sniff her dirty panties, in a Hazmat suit, just to see what she’s all about…

But I am a sick fucking person…

Pics via click here

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2013

11

Sep

Rihanna’s Dick Purse is Better Than Her Mullet of the Day

Rihanna’s mullet is pretty fucking funny, shit reminds me of some white trash who probably would have tied up a bitch like Rihanna to the back of her pick-up truck and drive her around their trailer park…

But her dick purse…she’s pretending to jerk off like she was 16 and back in Barbados trying to get famous hooking for music producers that made her the robot popstar billionaire she is…but I prefer my dick pics when they are normal looking girls… shoving them down their throat

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