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2013

17

Sep

Iggy Azalea for Complex of the Day

Iggy Azalea is some manufactured garbage but everyone loves her music, even me…but I listen to it on mute, because she’s a fat ass white girl, from Australia who pretends she was ghetto poor and a stripper, and she showcases those stripper moves in her videos, that you know are manufactured garbage, but it’s okay that they are, cuz she’s fat assed and doing stripper moves…if you know what I mean…

I just don’t trust anything that happens not he internet…or in pop culture…cuz someone’s got their hand wrist, even elbow deep in her ass, and meeting that person to begin with probably involved a lot of other people elbow deep in her ass…you see everyone wants to be famous, and I guess it is working for IGGY….

As much as I love the people at Complex, this coulda been way more grimier…I mean if you’re gonna showcase a hooker…showcase the hooker…

Right?

TO SEE THE ARTICLE AND MORE PICS CLICK HERE

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2013

17

Sep

Irina Shayk for Beach Bunny of the Day

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Irina Shayk is probably the hottest mail order bride around, at least in terms of fame, because I know a couple mail order brides that I’ve seen on mail order bride sites who i am trying to replace my wife with after she dies of her fat and miserable fatness…and figure these Russian hookers who are straight up about why they love me and that’s a passport…who look as hot as this and fuck me…are a good option…and if they act up, I can always show them pics of their war torn villages and threaten to send them back, not to mention that are used to communist war camps, and if they don’t turn on me like the spies that they are and stab me in the dick, they’re pretty handy to have around the house….

Anyway, when you look like Irina Shayk you go from cold water flats, to SI, to their affiliate bikini line called beach bunny, that they don’t want you to know about, like McDonald’s doesn’t want you to know they own Chipotle…and all it takes is a famous soccer playing john who is trying to stay in the closet…

I am into it…

TO see video screenshots… CLICK HERE

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2013

17

Sep

Claudia Romani’s Insane Upskirt of the Day

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Claudia Romani isn’t famous, but she may be googling herself, especially today, because her paparazzi pics that were shot of her walking her dog dropped and there’s a panty flash that’s flashing a bit more than just panty…cuz her panties are a little smaller scale…

I want to believe that Claudia Romani isn’t this kind of girl, you know who goes out and flashes the world her shaved cooter just to get featured on the blogs, but since I don’t really know who Claudia Romani is other than a girl who gets in a bikini in Miami once a week for the paparazzi, I’m forced to think that she is that kind of girl…but in her defines…so is every single girl I’ve ever met…because the world is addicted to the fame game.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2013

17

Sep

Julianne Hough Forgets her Bra in Her Tight Dress of the Day

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Julianne Hough is a low level fame whore just trying to make it in the world of celebrity…she was on Dancing with the Stars, but is best know for being Ryan Seacrest’s beard who decided to quit dancing with the stars to have a legit acting career where she has been cast in any roll that involves choreographed dance…meaning any roll that is fucking horrible to watch…making her just some low level bottom feeder I can stomach…even when she’s walking around in a tight dress with hard nipples on…because I know her hustle…and hate her for it…but I”ll post the pics anyway…cuz I got nothing else going on….

CS CLICK HERE

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2013

17

Sep

Katrina Bowden in a Bikini in Hawaii of the Day

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Katrina Bowden is famous for being in American Pie Reunion…no one should be famous for being in American Pie reunion…

That’s all I have to say about that….

Oh and she’s in a bikini in Hawaii and you’ll want to fuck her…because last night, you fucked a pillow…and the night before that you fucked some deli meat…and this is a step up from that…you weirdo.

TO see the rest of the pics CLICK HERE

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2013

17

Sep

Lacey Banghard Topless for NUTS of the Day

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Lacey Banghard…is a Glamour Model with the most appropriate name…because that is what every soccer player or dude in the UK with money is paying her to do when she’s not exposing her tits in magazines for perverts like you…probably for free…because this is her marketing campaign for her sideline escorting that she probably doesn’t think is escorting like many escorts or gold diggers who feel entitled and deserving of the shit, and as they spend their husbands money on their designer clothes…they somehow think half of it is theirs…even though they are really only there for their tits…but in a life where you only exist cuz of your tits…I guess you lose sight of that, or don’t really see it the same way as anyone with a fucking brain…

Here she is flashin’…

Posted in:Lacey Banghard|NSFW

2013

17

Sep

Naya Rivera Slutty with her Boyfriend for Terry Richardson of the Day

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For those of you who don’t listen to rap music, like me, it turns out that Naya Rivera, the girl from Glee who I assume doesn’t play the amputee with downs syndrome lesbian troll who can’t get rid of her psoriasis, or some other ridiculous outcast caliber role, to connect with the virgin loser freaks who love that shit…is dating rapper Big Sean…

In dating rapper Big Sean, she’s allowed her true colors of ratchet, groupie, video vixen, twerking, hooker you’d expect to see sucking dick backstage before the show, to shine through, because that’s probably the kind of girl she thinks her man needs to be satisfied…

So she’s been in hip hop magazines, she’s got the hoop earrings, and now she’s being shot in pics with him, and she looks fucking hot….

I approve of this hustle…even though all your racist hicks probably hate her for it…even though based on her name…you probably hate her too…

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2013

17

Sep

Idiot Criminal and some other Videos of the Day

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So the story goes like this…a dude breaks into a hotel and tries to rob them and while knee deep in the robbery…he accidentally shoots himself in the fucking eye…only for his partner in crime to run the fuck away because why save your homie when he’s that fucking dumb and deserves to die…I mean his behavior’s gonna get one of them killed or caught…or a little bit of both…

The dude lived, even though he shouldn’t have.

If that’s not your thing, here’s a writer from Florida cutting off his earlobe and eating it for publicity…in what may be the weirdest publicity stunt ever.

Or maybe you prefer watching an Elephant wake up a dog…

Or maybe you prefer a cat on a windshield…

Or maybe you like seeing an army chick grabbing army cock after getting tased….

Posted in:Videos

2013

17

Sep

Jojo Showing Off Her Ripped Stomach of the DAy

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I am all for fitness…because a girl with a fit body, even if she’s got a shit face, is generally more fun to look at and imagine yourself having sex with than a fat girl. Her toned stomach from hours of sit-ups leads me to believe that if she’s not too tired from her working out, that should could do some serious damage on a fat lazy dude who just kinda dead fishes in the bedroom on days he’s lucky enough for the viagra to work…

I mean, it’s nice to see that a girl, who just 10 years ago was jailbait, for some reason I never quite understood, because she was never rocking much sex appeal, yet I would get emails asking for more Jojo posts from perverts everywhere…until they realized she liked black dudes, and eating…and turning 18…losing any appeal she once had…

But she’s grown up, grown out of that, and realizes…she’s gotta make some money before she’s 30…it’s her last go at this…and she might as well get as fit as possible going into it…and I approve…my approval is something, I am sure she, like most girls, seeks everyday when she wakes up…

Posted in:JoJo

2013

17

Sep

Krysten Ritter Does Bikini Yoga of the Day

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Krysten Ritter is some old as fuck ex-model turned commercial model turned some girl on Breaking Bad who I guess is now out of work…and looking for attention…because she’s taken her skinny body to the beach…where she’s posing in yoga stance wearing a bikini which is what I call strategic pornography. I mean she might as well be laying their spread eagled screaming “LOOK AT ME EVERYONE”…but this strategy is more subtle, less obvious, and thus more effective…it’s attention whoring 101…a class I am willing to teach at any local college willing to hire me.

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