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2013

17

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I just spent my morning trying to convince girls who walked by me to try on a pair of blood stained panties and high heels I found on the side of the street…and no one wanted to participate…in fact they all told me to fuck off…even when I explained it was just a joke…making me wonder whether I am the one with a twisted sense of humor that no one gets…or if they are just uptight twats who don’t have a concept of what’s funny…either way, I lost today..and now I’m here to post nonsense no one cares about. Yay.

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Girls Showing OFf Cleavage
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Here is a Kardashian Kid…in Shorts…Ugly
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Bill Nye the Science Dancer
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Russian Gangsters Rob a Funny Driver
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Tipping Waitresses 200 Dollars
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The Most Underrated Joys of Being Single
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This Sandra Bullock Floating in Space is Not Erotic
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Tramp Stamps Bro
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The New Girl is the New Friends…and I Hate
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Homeowner Confronts Burglar with Shotgun
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Her Name is Kelly Sirina and Her FB Pics are Weird
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Hot Naked Chick With a Towel on her Head
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Babes on Babes on Babes on Babes!1
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2013

16

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

Sometimes…all life really needs is a dance party…you know when shit kicks you down..all you gotta do is dance…just dance…dance dance…I’m drunk.

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The Scariest Bikini Photoshoot You Will See Today
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Girls SHowing Off Their Thigh Gaps
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Jennifer Love Hewitt is Dressed Like a Leather Couch
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Miley and Her BF are Still Broken Up…Cuz She Went Black…
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Whoever this Casey Connelly GIrl is – I like
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Elle Fanning in a Sports Bra
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Miley Cyrus is Super Cheesy…
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Models Off Duty
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The Piano Playing Dog is Hilarioius
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Incredible Pop a Shot Performance
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Today in January Jones
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Katherine McPhee Does the Booty Pop
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18 of the Funniest GTA Game Glitches
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I love Me Some Doutzen Kroes
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Memories of Summer
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The 101 Hottest Celebrity Instagram Pics of the Week
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The Best Secret Menu Items
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Man Loses His Fight with a Car
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Lola Ponce Needs A Good Tit Fucking
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How We Will Look at Ourselves in 1000 years
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Puppies and Kittens VS Mirrors
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Expert Ways to Handle Wrong Number Texts
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2 Irish Guys Watch Miley Cyrus
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The Greatest Lindsay Lohan Side Boob Pic Ever!
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Crazy Fucking Beach Attire
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Mary McFly Screaming Supercut
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Lady Gaga in ELLE
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Kelly Brook. Get On With The Pussy Upskirt Already
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10 Facts About Kissing
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Weird Traffic Light for Plane Landing
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Busty Girl at the Beach
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Maggie Gyllenhaal and her See Through Dress Scare Me
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Daisy Lowe Nipple Slip
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Paula Deen is Back…and SHe’s Ready to Pretend She’s Not Racist…
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Miss America is a Terrorist
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Chicks in Sports Bras
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Rumor Has it that Sarah Silverman is More Than Just Poop Jokes
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1000s of Girls on Cam!
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Really Fucking Weird Porn Chick Slap Fest
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Pink Dildo!
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Hot Girl Uses a Cam to Share her Special Moment With Us
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Some Half Naked Girl Wrapped in Fur!
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Worst Cam Girl Play of the Day
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Weird Party Where Weird Girl Ends Up Giving a Random Blowjob to the Winenr of a Weird Contest…
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These Girls Love Getting Naked…….
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All Girls Appreciate a Man Who LikeS Using Sex Toys On Them….
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2013

16

Sep

Kris Jenner is Showcases the Flaw in Social Media of the Day

The flaw in social media is that a devil hooker who sells her kids off for her own personal gold digging fame….can post half naked bikini pics of herself…even if it is something no one really wants to see because she is the vagina that shat out some of the worst fucking humans to grace the earth…even if their pay check tells a different story…

Now that’s not to say she looks bad for a 100 year old…I mean it’s just to say that I would totally K-Fed her if that damn menopause wasn’t standing int he way….

Remember…this is either photoshopped or proof that she’s a demon sent from hell trying to win us over…

Stop masturbating to this…seriously…it’s weird….

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2013

16

Sep

Ireland Baldwin Twerk of the Day

Ireland Baldwin is my best internet friend even though she ignores me..because she produces creative and artistic masterpieces of her twerking up against a statue like she’s in some kind of rap video, or Miley Cyrus, or pretty much any girl between the ages of 14 and 35 who know what twerking is…it’s gone mainstream…

Even I have a twerk video on worldstar hip hop…

And it’s hot…and Ireland knows it…that’s why she’s doing it…cuz fame is based on how many followers you have yo’…it’s a new generation…fuck being on TV and internet…let people obsess over your life…something I am into doing…at least when it is like this…cuz I think it is glorious…and I’m ready to be invited to her 18th birthday party…

Her caption was I hate when this happens”, which makes it all so much better…this Ireland girl is good..she’s got it figured out.

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2013

16

Sep

Izabel Goulart Boxing is the Hottest Shit Ever of the Day

What a fucking babe…Izabel Goulart is probably best known for being a Brazilian Victoria’s Secret model who either got fired or escaped from Victoria’s Secret, even though I didn’t think they really let any of their immigrant models escape…kinda like a communist regime, only the half naked version, mainly because I thought they abducted these girls from their mother countries, killed off their families and Castro’ed them in the most Glamorous way, by holding them captive…only letting them out to model underwear…that or they were fucking robots because girls generally don’t look like this…

While since that Victoria’s Secret stint, she’s gone onto be the fittest body on instagram, and I love watching her updates, because she’s hot as fuck, especially when kick boxing…

I’m into this.

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2013

16

Sep

Kendall Jenner Bikini Models of the Day

Turns out that Kendall Jenner isn’t quite built like a Kardashian, she’s longer and leaner, and more athletic at 17…but ultimately, she’s 17 and most girls are tighter at 17, but more importantly, she’s still a fucking Kardashian, and would be celebrated the day their house burnt down and no one escaped alive, just because of the association she has to the family, and her ability to spread on the DNA of their whore, fame obsessed mother…

She has this idea that she’s going to be a bikini model, or a Victoria’s Secret model, and she’s out there hustling hard, working for shitty low level companies, but her face, reminds me of the ugly Kardashian, meaning this shit is just spoiled brat dreams, like when a rich kid with a guitar’s dad record an album for him…only the half naked, she’s 17, you won’t mind staring, while her mom won’t mind any fucking buzz she gets version.

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2013

16

Sep

Miley Cyrus by Terry Richardson for Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

I listen to is Miley Cyrus music….but that’s only because everyone I meet hates on her for her new hustle…they think what she’s doing to hip hop is almost as bad as her shitty white girl ass twerking…but I see the big fucking picture… her impact on the youth, her Hannah Montana fans…showing them that it’s ok to pop pills, not wear bras, and shake their asses to rap music…is something that they need to learn, at least for the same of my personal entertainment, so who better than some Disney Harlot to be that voice…at least as far as I’m concerned because I am a pervert…and the more twerking there is…the better…our lives are…and that’s a fact…

She’s in Harper’s Bazaar, doing the press hustle, shot by Terry Richardson, her favorite creeper who got her naked in her music video, these are just a preview of what’s to come, it’s safe to say, things will get a little more racy and I am into that…because Miley is willing…and a willing Miley makes for a Miley worth paying attention to, because without this, she’s just some spoiled brat, coddled, money making piece of shit.

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2013

16

Sep

Kelly Brook’s Bikini at 16 for Instagram of the Day

Kelly Brook posted the above picture to her instagram saying something along the lines of “My first shoot at 16″….to either prove to the haters that she’s got tits…or to cater to the pervert creeper fans..by given them something semi-illegal to jerk off to…or to let us all know she’s been a half naked, using her body to get ahead since she was a kid….you know when other kids were getting an education, her and her parents, if she even has parents, cuz I am going to assume by the bikini modelling at 16, she didn’t….were whoring her out…I mean usually girls only learn how to whore in their early 20s when all else fails…but this Kelly Brook has a solid 3 decades invested in this…

Posted in:Kelly Brook

2013

16

Sep

Kelly Rowland for Shape Magazine of the Day

While Beyonce was getting ripped off stage by some crazed fan who was trying to bring her home to meet his mom, or maybe his gay friends who couldn’t make it to the concert, but who he wanted to bring the concert to, because the gay who brings Beyonce to the party, is that Gay who is probably walking away HIV Positive thanks to all the unprotected appreciation…they’re given…

Kelly Rowaland was in Shape Magazine, showing the world that when you buy yourself tits, and do sit-ups, you can come across as a lean bitch, who doesn’t look all that much like a dude….because of the cleavage…

Shape is notorious for photoshopping the shit out of everything, so it’s safe to say, the shit has been photoshopped out of this…and no, that wasn’t a racist joke…because unlike you redneck trash, I like black girls, they are so exotic and remind me of masturbation in the 80s…thanks to National Geographic…we’ve gone over this before, stop making me repeat myself.

Posted in:Kelly Rowland

2013

16

Sep

Jessie J in a Bikini of the Day

I don’t know if anyone cares about Jessie J, a UK popstar who may be popular here, but I can’t be too sure, because I avoid pop music as hard as I can, not because I am some obscure hipster who only likes the sounds of pots and pans being beat against pavement rhythmically, but because I am convinced these corporate run puppets are trying to brain wash me through the radio and that shit scares me…I mean I know lyrics to Lady Gaga songs, and I don’t even know lyrics to songs I like, and more importantly, I have never put on a Lady Gaga song…proving to me that this illuminati music shit is real fucking life…

What I do know is that Jessie J used to rock the leotard on stage, and now she’s rocking a bikini in some twitter pics I can’t jerk off to, because she’s not naked, but I’ll post anyway, because you probably can…

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