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2013

12

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

This is what I was doing last night…

Oh and this…

Let’s hope tonight is better….and while I figure that out…here are some stepLINKS…follow me on INSTAGRAM

Girls Who Aren’t Wearing Bras
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Courtney Stodden is a Pile of Fake Tit Trash
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The Most Offenstive Fox News Moments
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Throwback Kate Gosselin Bikini Pics
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Jessica Alba is a Milf
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Carson Daly For the Today Show Is Hilarious
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Some Slut Named Claudia Getting Wet
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Julia Roberts LIVES
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Katherine Heigl is a Pig
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Crazy Body Hair
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Guy Catches Fish With his Hair
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Slutty Redheads
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What Great Tits Brittny Gastineau Thanks For Showing Them Off
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Weird Japanese Commercials
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Some Chick Named Adele in a See Through
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Miley Cyrus Picture of the Day
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Awesome Hip Exercises
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Brittny Gastineau Drunk See Through Whore
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Stacy Keibler’s Awesome Dress
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Miranda Kerr – MILF
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Miley Cyrus Talking About Being Naked…Or Some Shit
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10 Ways To Tell You’re Drunk Right Now
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Holy Fuck, This Bitche’s Tits Will Crush You
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Kelly Madison in a Sheer Top
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Kate Middleton’s AMazing Post Baby Body
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The 50 Beer Funnel
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Pee Wee Touchdown Run
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Stephanie Cook in a Bikini
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So many Girls Getting Dirty As Fuck for Free ….
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Rihanna Rockin’ The Cock
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Sydney Leathers Really Wants Your Attention
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Jodie Marsh in Some Hot GIFS….
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Daria Protsenko Nipples!
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Megan McKenzie – Model
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Jenny McCarthy is Garbage
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The Nic Cage Miley is AMazing
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Its’ Not Porn it’s HBO
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Nursery Rhymes are Horrible
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18 Memorable Al Bundy Quotes
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Lauren Prepon is Returning to Orange is the New Black for an Episode…Who Cares
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Insert Penis And Paris Hilton Joke Here –>
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Squirrel Eating a Carrot
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Police Beat a Woman Bad
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10 Girls With Guns
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1995 Charlize Theron Playboy
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Gwen Stefani Pregnant Tits
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This Britney Promo pic is Hilarious….photoshopped…but she’s got good cleavage..
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The World’s Most Destructive Tsunamis
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Dude Gets Escorted Out of a Store
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Some Miley Twerking Awesomeness…
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So many Girls Getting Dirty As Fuck for Free ….
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Big Tits – Asshole Twerk
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Riding a Dildo
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Young Lesbian Sex
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Strap On Lesbians
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Chick Fucking a Weird Wooden Statue
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Awesome GIFs
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The Most Hardcore Clip of the Day….
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Brazilian Couple Sex on the Beach
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These Girls Love Getting Naked…….
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All Girls Appreciate a Man Who LikeS Using Sex Toys On Them….
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2013

12

Sep

Nicolas Cage Miley Cyrus Will Turn You On of the Day

I am pretty sure this is the best thing that happened on the internet this year…I am not too sure it’s all that good for you and your sex life though…because being oddly turned on by this may fuck up masturbating to real porn, or even banging a regular hooker, unless she’s Nicolas Caged…not that you have sex…or have ever had sex…and your masturbation has ventured into far weirder, darker places…

Posted in:Videos

2013

12

Sep

Sara Jean Underwood Feeding a Squirrel McDonald’s of the Day

She’s already got naked in Playboy numerous times at 18, I mean that was the foundation of why she matters. She’s dated the most robotic Dick Clark close with a a lot of reach. She hosted a show that catered to loser nerds who could jerk off to her naked pics while planning their weddings, or sculpting her vagina replica with their model paste leaving her few options to stay relevant and matter…so that’s gotta be why this Sara Underwood trash is feeding a Squirrel what looks like a McDonald’s fry…Get the PETA motherfuckers mad…make some noise…that’s what

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2013

12

Sep

Motorcycle Cam of the Day

Nothing like some clever camera work to let us experience a motorbike ride from the right angle..

The only problem with all this is that I have seen one hot biker chick in my entire life….so I am not sure they actually exist, the one time I saw blonde hair flowing in the wind that I thought a biker bitch had potential, she turned out to be a he…and the rest of the biker babes I’ve seen have been fat and serious lesbian…the kind who use dolphin shaped dildos and probably wanted to rip my testicles off just because I had testicles…and penis is their biker bitch enemy…but that doesn’t mean I’m not gonna take every single bump she hits in….cuz the fact this video exists is funny to me.

Posted in:Videos

2013

12

Sep

Chrissy Teigen Titty for Twitter of the Day

This picture makes me laugh, because Chrissy Teigen has been trying so fucking hard to be famous for the last few years. From being engaged to some Grammy winning musician, to scamming her way onto the pages of SI, to hustling twitter harder than an attention seeking tween…but nothing’s really worked out for her…she’s still just the Wifey only a handful of people give a fuck about…and a few other people stare at when pics come along….

So she’s taken a page out of the Emily Ratajkowski’s hustle, because it worked for Emily Ratajkowski, because Emily Ratajkowski has a bit of fucking vision and substance and figured out the formula early on…not to mention she’s hotter, not a bottom feeder and consistent in her delivery…you know doing things she liked doing, not scared to be naked, and boom she’s gone viral…

Something Chrissy Teigen obviously thinks is can bull off and that maybe it will change things for her…but the fact is..no one really fucking cares…she should just get knocked up and gold dig like she’s supposed to.

Posted in:Chrissy Teigen|NSFW

2013

12

Sep

Natalie Dormer For Esquire of the DAy


She’s some 31 year old from Game of Thrones and she;’s looking kinda hot…even if she’s from the UK and statistically not hot…the photographer managed to pull it together for her in a way her virgin nerds fans who watch Game of Thrones will be able to jerk off to her, even if they had no problem jerking off to her in her sci/fi fantasy hustle, because let’s face it, that’s kinda what virgin look for in a girl…because sci/fi fantasy is all they know or care about…..

I know Game of Thrones is mainstream as shit and suburbanites watch the shit too, but when it comes to Fantasy, it’s alway more fun to single out the virgins…

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2013

12

Sep

Phoebe Tonkin Bikini Top for Twitter of the Day


Phoebe Tonkin is some Australian actress who was a big deal in Australia apparently, before her team decided they should make her a big deal in America and landed her on some show called The Vampire Diaries, that I have never seen, but assume a lot of you weirdos have probably masturbated to, because vampires speak to two demographics, teens and fucking weirdos…

She posted a bikini pic of herself, it’s not all that exciting, but it reminds me that Australian girls, even when they are bratty celebrity cunts, are still awesome, from the accent to the beer drinking, Australia is just hot bitches who don’t act or know they are hot, because they are all hot, except maybe the skin cancer white trash trailer park dwellers with fake tits…but they don’t count, they are too busy making babies with various baby daddies…

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2013

12

Sep

Elisabetta Canalis in Lingerie of the Day

The good thing about being one of George Clooney’s hookers, is that when he fires you can move onto model lingerie for some shitty company for very little money but for the adoration of perverts everywhere because it’s way better than being the beard to some famous rich actor who could have provided you with the best fucking life ever, but instead disposed of you…

As far as I’m concerned, if she’s not good enough for Clooney than she’s not good enough for me…but her ass is good enough for me to stare at.

Posted in:Elisabetta Canalis

2013

12

Sep

Emily Ratajkowski See Through Shirt of the Day

Emily Ratajkowski is the kind of girl you try to make fall in love with you and trap with a pregnancy you convince her is a good idea so that she never leaves you.

Kinda like what Jessica Alba did to her husband, or what K-Fed did to Britney, because there comes a certain responsibility, at least with most people who don’t flee the country and legally change their name like a fugitive to never be found by their illegitimates, where a person puts their differences behind them, and focuses on the kid, meaning for the rest of your life, even if she comes to her senses and hates you, not that she would, because when you land a girl like Emily Ratajkowski you don’t fuck around and treat her like the queen that she is….if you know what I mean…and if you don’t…well then look at her tits, they seem to do a great job explaining things…from making music videos hits, to making herself famous, she’s gonna have a solid year at the top…the real question now is where does she take it from here…some people go from rags to riches, she’s gone from naked photoshoot to famous…and for that she’s the hero of the day…I’m a fan, now if only she responded to some of the love letters I’ve been mailing her….sealed in semen and blood so she knows I care…

Feminists hate her, I love her hustle, I’m just interested to see if the fame lasts or if it’s a flash in a pan, cuz there are many hot girls out there, it’s the smart ones who maneuverer shit probably to win at life, even if it seems like she’s won at life today…that can all change if shit’s not done proper…I guess we’ll have to keep watching, something I don’t mind doing…cuz she dresses like this.

Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski

2013

12

Sep

Xenia Deli for Max Magazine of the Day

It’s funny that every flight attendant I’ve ever had has been a 60 year old unionized worker who can barely be called a worker because she’s too busy complaining and gossiping about her co-workers with her other co-workers she’s catching up with because they haven’t been on a flight together in a few weeks or months…and gossip is what brings people together….

Making anyone trying to sexualize flight attendants like it was the 60s and we were allowed to sexually harass and objectify women, you know make them suck our dicks and get naked to get menial jobs other girls were competing for in the man’s world…a world we lost to feminists…

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