2013
06
Sep
Watching small North Korean communist bitches eating a mean meant for 4…is highly fucking erotic….probably because unlike most American girls who eat for 4 in every sitting…this bitch probably weighs under 100 pounds…and when skinny girls eat like fat girls…and never end up fat girls…I get horny.
That’s all I have to say about that.
Posted in:Videos
2013
06
Sep
Robyn Lawley is some plus sized model and food blogger from Australia who I have never had sex with, partially because I have never heard of her before today because I haven’t had the chance to work my charm on her, you know by writing her love letters and sending her baked goods, because the best way to a plus sized models heart is through her plus sized stomach…but also because girls don’t like having sex with me unless it is forced.
She’s modelling paints and pyjamas in Cosmo..and despite her gut hanging out…I kinda love it…which is saying a lot cuz I hate fat chicks.
Posted in:Robyn Lawley
2013
06
Sep
Aline Weber is some 24 year old small breasted Brazilian model s who is amazing to look at…you may remember her from the movie A Single Man…about a gay dude who kills himself…she played one of his students and was likely the least gay part of the movie…or maybe you remember her from walking the Tommy Hilfiger fashion show back in 2006 during fashion week…you homo…
Or if you’re like me you remember her from her Naked Photoshoot ….because where there are nipples I can be found…just ask the local dairy farmer..whatever the fuck that means….
Posted in:Aline Weber
2013
06
Sep
This Alice Goodwin chick’s tits are getting a lot of love lately…because they are big…and accepted into the UK Glamour Model escort agency…paving the way for VIP access to all the best parties in the UK….and landing low level celebrity, rich dude, soccer player cock looking for some trophy wife to really prove to the world that they’ve won at life…because when you’re an egotistical asshole…girls don’t really matter unless they look good enough to make your haters jealous…it’s the foundation of all success…but for some reason, I’d never commit to a hooker like this, I’m more into just using them as hookers behind closed doors…but not everyone is as classy as DrunkenStepfather.
Posted in:Alice Goodwin|NSFW
2013
06
Sep
So Miley released a new single called Wrecking Ball, and the artwork for the single is her riding the wrecking ball like it was a stripper pole, or maybe a black cock, since that’s the kind of shit she’s into now, and I’m not complaining, because it’s making her sluttier and a sluttier disney starlet who gets high and shakes her barely there ass, is a disney star worth paying attention to…
Posted in:Miley Cyrus
2013
06
Sep
This is the best video ever…some girl making a twerk video at home only to get knocked the fuck down by her friend and catch on fire…
I am calling fake on the shit, because all these motherfuckers are out there trying to be clever on vine…but it’s a solid deliver…that would be nicer if it was Miley…and I was forced to put out the fire with my semen….you see I like her bad white girl who fucks black dudes twerking that much…
Posted in:Videos
2013
06
Sep
The problem with Beyonce is that too many people suck up to her on the regular, making her think she’s more important than she is, but that she will never realize, because her bank account and album sales, thanks to a world of retards, just keep getting bigger and bigger…a lot like her ass…because she’s at that stage in the game where she thinks as a mom in her 30s, she’s got it going on enough to rock a two piece…and I guess that two piece has a sarong to cover up her big black fried chicken loving junk…but even it isn’t substantial enough to screen or shield us from all this booty evil…you see cuz Beyonce…and everything about her…naked or clothed…is the fucking devil…
To see the rest of the pics CLICK HERE
Posted in:Beyonce
2013
06
Sep
Rosie Huntington-Whitely is a babe…I am a fan…that’s all I have to say about that.
Posted in:Rosie Huntington-Whitely
2013
06
Sep
This is what’s going on today in Charlize Theron Camel Toe News…I know fascinating…but not as fascinating as all the whoring she’s done to get a pussy big and hungry enough to eat her pants…cuz over the years you know going from South African babe to hollywood star took some object insertion in that pussy…
Posted in:Charlize Theron
2013
06
Sep
McKayla Maroney is like 12, or at least she’s built like a 12 year old, because as an Olympic gymnast who dabbles in acting when it isn’t an Olympic year, she has to have this kind of body to do the tricks properly, making staring at her bikini pics, pretty fucking creepy, even if she’s got the mind of a 17 year old all horny and statistically not a virgin, especially since she’s in competitive olympic sports that tour, because those are the ones with the most STDs….and you know she’s into manipulating men with her bikini body, that 12 year old body, pretending she’s all wholesome and shit, and it is just fucking weird…probably similar to what adult women who fuck Bieber feel…
Posted in:McKayla Maroney
