Miranda Kerr is a whore. I am not just saying that because she’s wearing see through clothes out in public, or because she gets paid to be half naked like some kind of stripper.
I am saying it because I know people who know her and no one says anything good about her, not even her “husband” Orlando Bloom, who is apparently just a figure head for her marketing campaign, you know so people think she’s this focused mother who didn’t gold dig her way to the top of the model world leveraging her A-List sperm she smeared on her uterus. It was a good retirement plan in case the model thing didn’t work out…
I mean any bitch who goes to any event with her titties on blast, even if her job involves getting paid to put her titties on blast, is not trying to make a fashion statement, but rather screaming “Hey look at my tits paparazzi, look at my tits I can put on blast now that I don’t have a contract with a major brand”…Feeling all free and loose in the hips…because those billion dollar brands tend to be assholes when it comes to showing the world your tits at events.
All this to say, I’m totally down with whatever is happening here, because I like whores, I like exhibitionists and I like married chicks in shitty marriages who cheat on their husbands screaming for attention because they are broken for whatever reason all via their nipples.
It works for me…in fact, it’s pretty fucking amazing.
To see some pics of her not wearing a bra at the US Open, because now that Victoria’s Secret has fired her, she boycotts bras CLICK HERE
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