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2013

13

Aug

Paris Hilton’s Obnoxious Self Shot Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

I don’t know what’s wrong with me, but I want to sniff her bathing suit…just to see how what it smells like…I mean I’d go as far a say that I’d wring it out and drink the water from the crotch…like a man who just spent 3 days lost in the desert….

I guess, despite hating the bitch as much as you can hate a vapid tacky rich girl who craves too much attention but fails at it because she’s as old and tired as her one trick…I would be into K-Fedding her, because let’s face it, she’s still Paris Hilton, and free hotel stays for life herpes is better than gutter drug addict who’s pimp may come after you and kill you herpes…right?

Here are her self shot pics, cuz no one’s bothering taking pics of her.

To see the rest of the pics CLICK HERE

Posted in:Paris Hilton

2013

13

Aug

Sofia Vergara Titties on Set of the Day

When you’re Sofia Vergara and your tits have done so much for you, I’m talking being the one thing responsible for her entire career, unless my prediction that she’s affiliated with Colombian coke cartels who some of the Hollywood execs and agents owe favours to is fact, it is hard to turn your back on them.

That would be like a stripper with 10,000 dollar implants not wearing a low cut shirt…even though she saved for a year, not buying shitty designer clothes, or paying her deadbeat boyfriend’s rent…to get them. An investment and a friend always there for her.

Vergara knows that all we care about, all we want to see, is them tits, her 45 year old mom face isn’t what made her win Emmy’s.

The good news is that I like tits.

To see the CLICK HERE

Posted in:Sofia Vergara

2013

13

Aug

Animal Video of the Day

Seeing as I hate people, I mean I don’t actually hate people, I just can’t be bothered with people, because people are self serving assholes on their own quest of bullshit that just get in the way…trying to make money, get ahead, totally clueless and unaware how insignificant they are, or how the path they are taking is just irritating, a waste of time, and really going after everything that is not important at all..

Sometimes seeing animals, instinctively just loving, reminds us what it’s all about…and it is not bikini pics, or porn, or even fake relationships for advancement…it’s not about money, or things, or celebrity and hollywood…none of that shit matters…

Maybe I just like animals…or maybe, like Jennifer Aniston, my biological clock is ticking and I’m craving a love this pure…held captive in a cage in my basement.

Posted in:Videos

2013

13

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Everyday is my cheat day….

Here are some stepLINKS…

Celebrities Making Their SEXY FACE
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Lady Gaga Leaked a New Song….
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Lady Gaga Screaming for Attention….
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Girls All Goofy….
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Ashton Kutcher Reveals His First Name
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Best of Vine Compilation
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Obama Sings Made in the USA
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Borgias Has Been Turned Into an E-Book
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Florida Street Racer Slams Into Cop
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Charlize Theron Bikini
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10 Facts About Marvel
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Cat Gives Owner Petting Instructions
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I think Cam Girls…Free Cam Girls Are the Best Thing Ever
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

13

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

I just spent my afternoon with half naked girls doing amazing things…and I may or may not have fallen in love twice…too bad they didn’t notice me watching from the fire escape….

Here’s a little Miley with Rappers Playing with Gum….

Here are some links…

Lady Gaga’s See Through Dress is Offensive
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Girls Showing Off Thigh Gap
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Miley Cyrus’ Lizard Tongue
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Ashley Greene Overalls / Bra
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Miley Cyrus in Harpers
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Hot Girls Getting Photobombed
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Jennifer Lawrence in Vogue
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Her Name is Jada Gheng and She’s Censored
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The Crazy Tumbling Man…
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90s Degree Room Prank
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Some Chick Named Priscilla Salerno’s Huge Tits Topless on the Beach
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Christina Hendricks is Fat and Has Huge Stupid Tits
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Big Lebowski in 60 Seconds
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Madonna’s Grill
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12 Movie Moments We NEver Need to See Again
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Hot Girls in Sports Bras
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Acoustic Version of “AFRICA”
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Front Flip Basketball Trick Shot
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Kristen Bell is a Fucking Mom Photoshoot
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92 School Girls…
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Woman Sings Total Eclipse from the Heart in 19 Different Voices
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Cat and Dolphin are Friends
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Skateboarding With a Case of Beer Fail
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Some Chick Named Natasha Hamilton in a Bikini
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Bieber Gets his Gutter Pussy with French Fries
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Rihanna Seems Impressed With Herself
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Mom Ruins Girl’s Webcam Show
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Some Babe Modeling Tits
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Funniest 90s Guide to the Internet
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Ashley Benson Was At the Teen Choice Awards with her Tits
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Animal Playing Dead Compilation
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The 20 Hottest Photos of Shandel Lee
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Nude Pregnant Glamour Model
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Hot Girls in Sports Bras
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Gayest Cheerleaders Ever….
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Charlize Theron Bikini Ass
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An Ass That Could Rip Your Cock Off
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Kids Having Fun with Explosives
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Amanda Seyfried’s TITTIES!!
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Here’s Some Stupid Huge Tits
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Lady Gaga Nude Cuz She’s Releasing a New Album
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Tricia Helfer See Through
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Slutty Miley And Some Teen Choice Pics
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Some Random Chick I’ve NEver Heard of in a Bikini
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Gwyneth Paltrow’s Bitchy Face….
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Little Miss Sunshine is All Grown Up….
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Look Down Little Miss Sunshine’s Shirt
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Amazing Florida Chick Begging for Titty Implants is my Favorite
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Girls Who Are Free and Masturbating…
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Nose Picking is the Grossest Fetish Ever
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Shemales Giving themselves Facials is a Thing…
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Some Spread Bitch Humping a Teddy Bear
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Emo Girl Masturbates!
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This is the Most Ridiculous Video You’ll See Ever
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FREE NAKED GIRLS PUTTING ON A SHOW…..
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All Girls Appreciate a Man Who LikeS Using Sex Toys On Them….
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I AM ADDICTED TO Phone Sex!!
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If You Hate Your Thinning Hair…Check This Out….
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This Is the Hottest Most Erotic – Best Looking Girl Porn
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

12

Aug

Anastasia Ashley the “Twerk Surfer” Fat Ass in her Bikini of the Day

Everyone fell in love with Anastasia Ashley’s Fat Ass Twerking during her surf contest warm-up…so here are some pics of her surfing in her bikini yesterday because surf girls wear their bikinis every fucking day of their fucking lives because that’s their job. They are like the bikini model of sports, only with less tall anorexic bodies and more fit as fuck, lean as fuck, I want to lick the salt of her every inch like I was a dog and it was peanut butter….kinda way….if you know what I mean….which you do…I mean seriously…this fat ass is almost at the point of ridiculous, how does she even surf with that amazing thing…now the one thing I need to figure out is how to make her surf on my face with that thing…or my dick…I’m open minded like that…

Posted in:Uncategorized

2013

12

Aug

Machine Gun Kelly Gets Head in the Club from Rachel Starr of the Day

Machine Gun Kelly is some rapper that all the college kids fucking love…

He fucks a pornstar that I am sure all of you love named Rachel Starr, who if you aren’t family with….you can see some of her porn if you CLICK HERE ….

And sometimes when things get “Turnt up” in the club, as they often do for rappers, you just gotta let a horny daddy issue bitch suck your dick in front of the crowd….

I know porn girls and I know they just can’t control themselves, they just need dick all the time, to the point of annoying, or crazy, and I am sure this shit happened under total normal porno chick circumstances…because this is just what they do in their everyday life, their work life, and in their prostitution they do on the side to pay the bills…

I guess who really cares, it’s just funny.

Posted in:Rachel Starr

2013

12

Aug

Magdalena Frackowiak in Her Bikini for VS of the Day

Magdalena Frackowiak is another imported Victoria’s Secret model who they are training to replace some of the older bitches who they need to put to pasture, and Magdalena Frackowiak is loving every second of it, but then again, who wouldn’t take St Barts bikini modelling over web cam masturbation in the basement of some shitty warehouse in war torn Eastern Europe, you know like the other girls who are human trafficked, this one was so top tier they threw her into legit modelling, and not peeing for me at 6 dollars a minute…

All this say, she’s pretty fucking spectacular….

TO SEE THE REST OF HER PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Magdalena Frackowiak

2013

12

Aug

Rosie Huntington-Whitely for Marks & Spencer Lingerie

Rosie Huntington-Whitely brings hope to bald guys everywhere, that if they go to the gym, become action star millionaires, they too will land pussy that is of this caliber…

She’s modelling lingerie, because she can…sometimes she models topless, because she can, and sometimes she out acts Megan Fox in shitty movies, because a well trained pile of shit could out act Megan Fox…

I am a fan of this Rosie bitch, I have a feeling she’s going places…

Posted in:Rosie Huntington-Whitely

2013

12

Aug

Charisma Carpenter Bikini for Twitter of the Day

The amazing thing about Charisma Carpenter is not that she still has fans from her Buffy the Vampire Slayer days. I realize that virgin loser nerds are desperate as fuck and that they never really let go of the girls they let into their hearts…

The amazing thing about Charisma Carpenter is that at 43, she’s still posting selfies of herself in a fucking bikini on twitter, and she actually looks good.

Sure she’s not as amazing as she was in Playboy a decade ago, cuz I can’t see her coifed manicured bush….but her implants are looking’ alright, but I guess in their defence, unlike her vagina, they aren’t in their 40s…now are they….

Posted in:Charisma Carpenter