I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2013

23

Aug

Rihanna in a See Through Dress of the Day

You may hate Rihanna, you may think she’s some fucking pile of shit, losing her mind, talentless hack with a great scam going on, who likes to get high, likes to get beat up and is ruining the youth of tomorrow by making them think being a trashy whore is okay, which to me is her biggest contribution to the world….that and her style..cuz according to this dress…she’s got great fucking style…


A Huge Collection of Rihanna in her Bikini Pics from the past month CLICK HERE

Posted in:Rihanna

2013

23

Aug

Crossing the Highway Fail of the Day

Some people are fucking idiots…it happens…especially in China where they are still adapting to all the development, all the buildings, and highways…it’s like one year there’s a field, the next a 4 lane highway, that makes getting across a little confusing, with all those cars being propelled full fucking speed at her, only to cause a fucking accident…and the whole thing is so nuts it’s funny…reminding us that sometimes, people need to be run the fuck over…to teach them a fucking lesson.

Posted in:Videos

2013

23

Aug

Irina Shayk is Amazing in Allure Russia of the Day

I don’t care that Irina Shayk is a groupie, opportunist, gold digging slut who got her career start as a mail order bride to a person who had the power to get her into SI, which got her that stamp of approval that got her into so much fucking more, putting her name on the map….

Because I think when you look like this, you deserve good things given to you with very little effort, and it would be a tragedy if she had it any other way, like if she was back home in Russia working a McDonalds or stripclub, she’s better off working Allure magazine…shaving her legs in it and shit…I am a fan.

Posted in:Irina Shayk

2013

23

Aug

Geena Mullins for NUTS Lookin’ Hot of the Day

Sure I am not bothering posting the nipple version of these pics, because I didn’t care enough to google them and find them, I just appreciated that they looked like some 90s mall photography that a fat wife shoots for her old man on their 20th anniversary, hoping to excite him enough not to cheat on her with one of the younger strippers at the strip club, while making her feel like she’s’ still got it, even though she doesn’t…only unlike your middle aged mom or wife being slutty for her own ego, this Gena bitch is actually kinda hot, the kind of girl who doesn’t need a good photographer to look worth fucking….

Posted in:Geena Mullins

2013

23

Aug

Renata Kuerten for Some Shit Called Salinas of the Day

This is proof that I will post pics of anyone in a bikini…under any and all circumstances, as long as she’s in a bikini, no matter how insignificant she may be, I’ll put those pics up like they matter, even though my horoscope told me “quality not quantity”…I just can’t help myself…it’s an addiction, like heroin only far less logical or fun, because unlike heroin, looking at pics of random trash getting paid to be in a bikini, really isn’t all that fun…if anything it’s kind of a waste of time.

That said, her name is Renata, and she’s a model, because every girl with a cell phone is a fucking model these days…but this one is Brazilian, like the wax, but better, since the brazilian wax is responsible for the death of pubic hair, and pubic hair is one of nature’s gift to us, we don’t even know it…

Posted in:Renata Kuerten

2013

23

Aug

Stoners Love When Wasps Eat Bees of the Day

Sure, nature can be pretty fascinating, I mean at least a lot more fascinating than watching a bunch of assholes trying to get laid in the club, because animals actually fuck each other up…and not go to jail for it, while I can just pretend all those assholes with their bottle service and gold digging girls dancing on tables would be eaten in half by some other species while listening to bad music….

But I don’t think I’d be filming it like it mattered…or more importantly getting as excited about it as these guys, but it still made me laugh and I am ready for the Auto Tune…

Posted in:Videos

2013

23

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day


I am in LA.

So far the highlight of the trip has been the fat ass bitch who refused to let me take pics of her in my shower…I thought everyone wanted to be famous and that my lies about my ability to make her famous was enough to get her involved in that….

The homeless dude wearing a crown talking to himself buying organic juice…because you can’t never be too concerned with the shit you put in your body….even when you smelling like shit…cuz you live under the overpass….

Here are some links….

Serious Tennis Ass Flash…
GO

Wentworth Miller Comes Out – Hilarious – All That Prison Break Fantasy Shit Got to His Head…
GO

Compare the US Covers of TIME to the Rest of the World…CRAZY
GO

Richard Simmons in a Crazy Fucking Video
GO

The Magic Beard…
GO

Some Naked Babe and a Horse…
GO

Hey These Girls with an Arched Back Are Amazing
GO

17 Photos You Need to Stare at to Understand…
GO

10 Savage Animal Attacks…
GO

Courtney Love Half Naked in Vs. Magazine….
GO

Sitting on the Dock of the Bay By a Buskers Around the World Who Own It…Serious Talent…Like Katy Perry…But Real…
GO

Some Lohan Thick Legs….
GO

Amateurs Getting Naked Instead of Working at Walmart….are amazing..
GO

Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

23

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

Today, I learned that listening to girls sitting next to me on the plane talk about failed relationships and asshole boyfriends, is pretty much my least favorite thing, but offering them advice they didn’t ask for about how if they weren’t such annoying bitches, and spent more time sucking dick, than complaining about dick, maybe my flight would be more enjoyable in more ways than one…

Here are some links…

They Are Reporting that Sydney Leathers is Having Unprotected Sex with HIV Positive Pornstar…Meaning This EXCLUSIVE Clip May Be the Her Getting HIV…Karma’s a Bitch..
GO

Here’s the Story – Sydney Leathers May Have HIV
GO

Jennifer Love Hewitt Ready to Drop Porn
GO

Babes in Knee Highs
GO

Anne Hathaway Cameltoe
GO

Girls Who Aren’t Wearing Bras
GO

Mariah Cary Might Be Deaf
GO

Melanie Iglesias Works an Ice Cream Cone…
GO

The Dubstep Cat
GO

Kate Beckinsale Bikini
GO

A Whole Lot of Beer Wenches
GO

Here’s a Hip Soccer Mom…With the Best Bumper Sticker
GO

Gervais Covers Hollywood Reporter
GO

Today in Random Babe Posing Slutty….
GO

Banana Man’s Slip and SLide Fail
GO

If Kickstarter Existed When You Were a Kid
GO

Anna Freil Nude in a Movie
GO

Christina Hendricks is Playing a Stripper
GO

Some Really Stupidly Large Tits….
GO

Jessica Chastain for Some Magazine
GO

13 Signs You’ve Lived in NYC Too Long
GO

Hover Craft Lands on a Busy Beach
GO

Erin Heatherton at Fashion Week in Glasses
GO

Crazy Louisiana Sink Hole
GO

Babes in Extreme Sports
GO

Rosie Jones TOpless!!
GO

Victoria Beckham Eats
GO

This is What happens When Women Drive
GO

Victoria Silvstedt Bikini
GO

Miley in a Diaper
GO

Hilary Duff in Tights
GO

Nina Agdal and Friends Party Together
GO

Bieber is Ready to Settle Down and Have Kids
GO

Some Sorority Initiation Fetish Shit
GO

Some Random Babe in a White Bikini
GO

A Bunch of Topless Models
GO

This is Terrifying
GO

Farrah Abrahm in Vegas
GO

Daredevil is the New Batman
GO

Amateurs Getting Naked Instead of Working at Walmart….are amazing..
GO

================
From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
================

Big Boobed Mommy Goes Crazy on Her Vagina
GO

Some Girl Wacking Off Dudes on the Beach
GO

Double Fisting to MJ
GO

DSFCams is the Future
GO

Eating Poop From the Bum
GO

Cam Girl Squirts on Her Own Face
GO

Cam Girls are Girls You Don’t Have to Take on Dates To See Naked….
GO

All Girls Appreciate a Man Who LikeS Using Sex Toys On Them….
GO

================

TO SEE ALL THE WEBCAM ACTION YOU NEED VISIT DSFCams

Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

22

Aug

Demi Lovato Leaked Nude of the Day

I wish I could say that I’ve been waiting for this moment all my life….but I don’t even know who Demi Lovato is and whether she’s naked or not, these pics of her aren’t…and whether she was some bi-polar Disney chick or not…she’s not really posing like a bi-polar person should – all spread eagled and possessed because at the time it seems like a good idea…and this seems more like a cry for people to notice her fat ass trying to break out a second or third time because she constantly fails…without any fat ass being spread…it’s a bummer, because whether I know her or not, I can appreciate any Disney Bitch getting naked to get the attention her peers are getting…

That said, I’m posting it anyway!

The story behind the pics is that it was sent to CELEBSLAM by whoever is trying to sell her nudes…so thanks to those dudes for leaking it…we like that hustle.

Posted in:Demi Lovato

2013

22

Aug

Nastya Karzan Lookin’ Hot for Cake Magazine of the Day

Nastya Karzan is another Russian model, which is the theme of the day here, because I love the Russians and their insanity, as much as I love their cold, mysterious, money hungry women, some of whom have made it into real deal modelling, while most can be found jerking off on webcam the good old fashioned communist way…since communism has no real religion…and thus these girls have no real guilt…making hit a hell of a lot more fun to watch…because there’s a difference between a catholic guilt ridden catholic girl..and some robot bitch who knows there is no god…and that difference is usually that they are less fun to fuck, but more fun to jerk off to, because catholic girls, once you get them going, forget GOD exists, but getting them going requires some heavy machinery, like roofs….

Either way, this was shot by Aaron Feaver, whoever the fuck that is.

Posted in:Nastya Karzan