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2013

08

Aug

Nina Agdal for Beach Bunny of the Day

Nina Agdal is some silly looking bikini model, who I guess has a fantastic bikini model body, because why else would she be working for Beach Bunny, the bikini brand that I am pretty sure Sports Illustrated, or the wife of someone important at Sports Illustrated owns, because they consistently cast the star girls from their Swimsuit edition in the shit. It’s a logical brand extension, I mean if your biggest deal is the Swimsuit issue and all these bikini models want in on it, you might as well make your own bikinis and profit off the shit from every angle…

Now you may know Nina Agdal as the vagina tainted by Adam Levine, or even the girl who was in some nude pics a couple years ago for fashion, or as some kind of import who was hot enough to be imported and put to work here, taking American jobs, or even as the model with a bit of a retarded face…like functional retard but still a little retard…

I know her as this year’s cover girl for SI, because I’ve been in the game long enough to know that year 4 of Kate Upton, won’t happen. They’ve milked her hard, as much as they can, and it’s time to put this cow out to pasture, cuz all that’s comin out of them titties is butter. Not to mention, Kate Upton is cocky now that she’s all famous and shit…

I also know that they’ve been strategically placing Nina Agdal in fake A-List relationships, random campaigns, you know building up her brand as hard as they can, so if you want a glimpse into the future, you’ll be seeing this on every news stand, because despite the hopes and dreams of trees everywhere, magazines apparently still exist..

Posted in:Nina Agdal

2013

08

Aug

Mellisa Clarke Topless for Page 3 of the Day

Mellisa Clarke is some small titty Glamour model who I guess they threw into the mix to fuck with our expectations of Glamour models, you know to stir the pot and piss off any of the big titty lovers, or maybe to settle some law suit or hate mail they were getting from girls with small tits, probably lesbians, who felt that Page 3 was objectifying women, and they were planning a protest, as lesbians do, to put an end to their unrealistic expectations of women, using women who have unrealistic sized tits, because they are usually not real….and you know what, I’m kinda into it…but then again, I have consistently been more into girls with smaller tits over the years, because they just usually come as a tighter package. Every girl I’ve met with big tits, just has a looser, wider set vagina…a dumpier ass, and a shitty stomach…while tight tone girls with perky tits, are just more athletic and better to fuck…I mean the only time I’m really into huge tits is getting a lap dance cuz I can’t stick my dick in the dumpy bitch, and the black light and my alcoholism makes them perfect enough for me to play with their tits like an autistic kid playing with rocks in the park….if you know what I mean…all overly excited and aggressive about it…either way, here are the pics.

Posted in:Mellisa Clarke|NSFW

2013

08

Aug

More Victoria’s Secret Catalog Lingerie Pics of the Day

Barbara Palvin, Behati Prinsloo, Lindsay Ellingson, Jacquelyn Jablonski….I know..totally uninteresting up an coming half naked stars…some of whom have been polluted by Adam Levine, others who have made their way to this level of fame, or stamp of approval thanks to countless nude photoshoots all of whom who have looked better, hotter, more exciting than this corporate shit…even just kicking’ it by the pool…because at least at the pool their nipples aren’t photoshopped out when they get out of the fucking pool…cuz Christians don’t like nipples apparently, and Victoria’s Secret, despite being Jewish run, like everything, doesn’t like upsetting the Christians with nipples, because the Christians buy a lot of fucking underwear, probably because of all the blood stains they got thanks to being raped by their priests…oh no, priests only rape little boys…

But you get what I’m trying to say, and that is that corporations who sell panties, but who are uptight about showing off a woman’s body, for fear that they will be flagged “offensive”…just pisses me off…it’s like own fucking market, that you own 80% of the marketshare in, and fucking pave the way for a better tomorrow by taking hot pics of the girls who are all fucking hot and more importantly willing…proven by their portfolios..

I mean in 1980 when this shit launched, panty catalogs sent door to door was probably risky and you had to be cautious, but the future is now…we’re talking internet generation…use your talented photographers and make some fucking noise…I mean seriously…same picture over and over and over again..I don’t care how well works…it fucking sucks.

Posted in:Victoria's Secret

2013

08

Aug

Toni Garrn for Neiman Marcus Lingerie of the Day

This is what Leonardo DiCaprio puts his penis inside. She’s part of the same Escort/Modeling agency as all his other girlfriends, who I guess he has an in with, because they constantly use him to promote their new stars by making them his “girlfriend”…even though you know any unmarried A-List actor doesn’t have girlfriends, but rather fucks everyone and anyone he wants…because he can…and some gold digging, ladder climbing, opportunist whore, no matter how tight the body is, will never be anything he respects, or loves…but who he will fuck because it’s all a business move…a business move far better than any business move I’ve been a part of…because it’s got model pussy involved.

Posted in:Toni Garrn

2013

08

Aug

My Favorite Dude of the Day

So this dude slits his own throat, gets shot with a rubber bullet or whatever and falls off the building he is on with style and grace, I am talking some Olympic caliber gymnastic performance, far better than any Bruce Willis action movie bullshit….give this guy an Oscar, I like his passion and commitment to his role, even if his role is real life mental issues….

If you don’t like that, here’s some video surveillance of a kid falling through the mall roof…

Posted in:Videos

2013

08

Aug

Lady Gaga’s Annoying Weird “artistic” Nude Video of the Day



I know people, mainly lesbians, who are like this…mainly lesbians. You know all confused about what is artistic expression and what is just actually idiotic behavior that makes a motherfucker look like a total fucking asshole.

I also know rich people, who are so fucking broken on the inside, because they have no real identity or purpose, because they’ve already made all this money, so they attach themselves to weird cults, religions, secret societies…or hire weird gurus or advisers who just know how to trick their desperate need to find purpose to to be grounded…

It’s a great business, especially for the people at the Abramovic Method, who are trying to get Kickstarter funding to launch their cult, naked in the woods, chanting and humming therapy for the rich and famous…cuz they got Gaga so fooled, she’s getting naked in their promo vidoes…that’s how much of a believer she is..

So this is a cross of an ugly girl who is both broken looking for meaning, and not an actual artist but so desperate to be one that she tells everyone she’s one, every chance she gets to act a fool….but worth watching for the nudity…

Cuz her tits may suck, her body may suck, but she does have a nice gunt though…

You gotta always look on the brightside of things, like for me seeing Gaga like this means she’s pretty much done. She’s off balance and it’s just a matter of time before she implodes, or better yet, tries to drown herself to rid the world of the pollution that she is, and that more importantly, she knows that she is…

Good times..

Posted in:Lady Gaga

2013

08

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Today’s failed pick-up line of the day was when at a shitty diner and the hot, broken, struggling and desperate looking waitress asked me for dessert…and was pitching the pie hard….so I said…

I’m into pie, let’s have a pie eating contest, using your pie, you know the one in your pants…

Awkward…

Here are some links…

I’m into Joanna Krupa’s Tan/Tits
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LeAnn Rimes Reality Show is Happening…
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11 Cats Riding Roombas
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Hot Chicks in Nothing But a Towel
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Beyonce in a Taking a Shit Squat Position
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Where are they Now? Your Favorite NBA Stars of the 90s
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Girl’s Eyes Popping Out of Her Head and It Is Funny
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Rhian Sudgen Titties!
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Skateboard Jump Fail – With a Twist
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Big Tits Or Hot Ass. Who’d You Rather?
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Some Wet Tits And Nipples. One Hot WAG
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Dog Goes Crazy Over Balloons
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Ireland Baldwin is a Total Fucking Monster Doing the Monster Mash….It is a Graveyard Smash
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The best thing about cam girls…is that they get naked…for free…and masturabte…for free…and you get to watch…for Free…
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Posted in:stepLINK

2013

07

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

I’m playing with the internet like it is my whore locked in my basement that I piss on but never get arrested for cuz she’s an orphan and no one cares about her….Kinda like a drunk medicated Tara Reid talking about Whale Sharks…

Here are some links…

Lohan Skipped the Canyons Premiere Cuz She Knows it Sucks
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Apparently Britney is a Medicated Retard…Big Surprise…
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Girls With Amazing Booties..
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Joanna Krupa Fake Titty Cleavage
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Daniela Braga Gives Me Boners
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40 Scary Sea Creatures
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Funny PSA – MY BOOBS ARE DOWN HERE
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Her name is Pashence…With a name like that, You Know Exactly What Level of Trashy She Is…
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Cat Tries to Catch TV Birds….
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Chinese Fan Really Likes Kobe
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Take This “Is It Cheating Survey”
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Toni Garrn in a Bikini in Ibiza…
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Lohan Topless in the Canyons
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Girl with Freaky Elastic
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Jason Priestly is Releasing a Memoir
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Rachelle Wilde’s Sexy Boots
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Some Rare Audition Tapes
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A Man Called 911 to Complain About McDonalds
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Croc Attacks Trainer
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Everything Wrong with District 9 in 3 Minutes
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Jamie-Lynn Sigler Pregnant
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Her Name is Olivia Laven – She’s a Babe in Venice in Bathing Suit Bottoms…and I Like IT
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THe Animals Guide to Taking Selfies
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Helen Flanagan Big Ol’ Titties and Crazy Make-Up….
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Lily Collins in White
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Can I Get in Your Pants Social Experiment
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Kate Upton’s a Good Eater…
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DSFCams is the Fucking Future of Cams
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Tulisa Contostavlos Showing Her Midsection…
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A Whole Lot of Jean Shorts
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Victoria Silstedt Yellow Bikini Hooker…
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Nina Dobrev is in Cosmo
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Crazy Pantsless Chick in the Middle of a Cowd is Amazing…
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Swing Wedgie!!
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Man Passes Out Drunk and Wakes Up With No Penis
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Some Greek Celeb in a Bikini
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50 Best Party Citites in the WOrld
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Some Dude Scared of Flying…Flying
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Brian Willliams Raps Busta Move
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Natalia Proza Wet T-Shirt Bikini
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Marky Mark Called Beiber a Little Bastard
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Corgi Wants More Attention….
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Chris Brown is Retiring from Music
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Apparently Drake Won’t Murder Amanda Byne’s Vagina
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A Whole Bunch of Old Celebrities – When They Were Younger….Martha Stewart is My Favorite. Helen Mirren isn’t bad either…
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The best thing about cam girls…is that they get naked…for free…and masturabte…for free…and you get to watch…for Free…
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Today in Fart Fetishes!
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Some Babe Spreading and Masturbating
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Hot Young Cam Girl
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Silly Peeing on Girls Compilation
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FREE NAKED GIRLS PUTTING ON A SHOW…..
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I Like Fucking Bitches with Sex Toys…..
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I AM ADDICTED TO Phone Sex!!
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If You Hate Your Thinning Hair…Check This Out….
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This Is the Hottest Most Erotic – Best Looking Girl Porn
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

07

Aug

Sasha Grey Not Naked Enough for Rolling Stone of the Day

A pornstar who is no longer a pornstar but rather a nothing…posing half naked like it’s meant to be erotic or shocking…when I can just google her throat fucking scenes…because I don’t buy into the whole Sasha Grey is a genius artist shit…but rather see her for the bottom feeding slut she is….is hardly exciting….at least not to me…because I hate pornstars, they are dirty and everyday girls fucking like pornstars, who have had far less dick, are way more appealing…

The only interesting thing with this shoot is that Rolling Stone is a porn mag in other countries, which is nice to see, because maybe one day I’ll land their million dollar ad campaigns since I literally post the same content as them…

I assume some of you are fans of this bitch, so here are those pics…

Posted in:NSFW|Sasha Grey

2013

07

Aug

Natalia Proza in a See Through Shirt of the Day

I don’t know who Natalia Proza is, You don’t know who Natalia Proza is. Nobody knows who Natalia Proza is, but she wants you to know who she is…in fact she is making it very clear that she wants you to know who she is, that is why she’s wearing a wet t-shirt in a staged photoshoot for the paparazzi…that they are pretending is for a commercial shoot she got cast for…

She’s thirsty, and not for the water she’s pouring all over herself in some low concept, bottom feeding paparazzi pics…that they are pretending are for a commercial…a commercial with nipples poking out of her shirt…like all commercials…brands hate fucking nipples…just ask Victoria’s Secret…and every advertiser who has refused to advertise here…

She’s thirsty to get fucking noticed and make money…like all Russian imports who dream the American dream……and we all know how much I love me some thirsty bitches…especially when in white bikini bottoms and a sheer wet bikini top…it makes their struggle and desperation easier to jerk off to.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS

Posted in:Natalia Proza