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2013

07

Aug

Erin Heatherton’s Upskirt Flash of the Day

I guess it’s not as exciting when you see a haggard, old, chain smoking, coked-up model with a hard face who is paid stupid money to pose in her thong …get her skirt blown up by the wind to show the world the bottom quadrant of her ass cheek you’ve already seen…as it is when a girl you’ve never seen gets raped by the wind cuz the wind never gets busted for rape…even when it happens in front of tons of people…but it’s still nature helping up be perverts and that’s gotta be part of God’s plan…

I think the hightlight of these pictures is knowing that when this chick is being felt up by the wind, her ex boyfriend Leo DiCaprio is in Ibiza with some other model who works for the same company/escort agency, while wearing a bikini …because despite his boyish good looks, he’s a old fucking pervert into models, as he should be

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2013

07

Aug

American Tourist of the Day

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Apparently, this is an American Tourist in Germany and he’s very passionate about his trip, so passionate that security takes him away as the people cheer on, it’s like they are re-living Nazi Germany, only instead of Jewish people they are using insane Americans, as the aryans cheer from the sidelines…or maybe, just maybe, that’s my only angle on anything German, those pragmatic motherfuckers with their progressive engineering thanks to human testing in the 40s….

If you don’t like that….here’s a video of the classiest neighborhood ever!

If you don’t like that…here’s mormon’s playing hood BBall.

If you don’t like that, because you are a pervert, you can watch Sydney Leather show her asshole…

Posted in:Videos

2013

07

Aug

Sasha Cohen In the Right Position at the Wrong Angle of the Day

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Retired figure skater Sasha Cohen posted this picture of herself in the park, pulling some kind of Yoga move I call “ready for anal”…with her ass up in the air and her pussy spread open under those shorts ready for entry…these Olympic athletes in obscure sports like skating, or swimming are all fucking perverts whether being molested by coaches or older lesbians in the locker rooms, they know what’s up.….but unfortunately she’s not perverted enough to post this shit from the right angle for the real fans…you know those of us who like their ass shots from straight up and not from the side…

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2013

07

Aug

Leilani Dowding in Her Bikini of the Day

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Leilani Dowding really doesn’t matter….but her bikini pictures she posted on twitter do….at least they matter enough for me to look at them….

I guess at her low level of fame, this is like lookin’ at any random hot body in a bikini…which works for me…

click here

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2013

07

Aug

Sydney Leathers Exclusive Vagina Rubbing of the DAy

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I don’t find Sydney Leathers hot at all.

In fact, I find Sydney Leathers fat and disgusting to look at…you know the kind of girl Weiner only texted because she’s fat and disgusting and he felt sorry for her, and thought she’d never expose him…especially not like this…because it involves showing the world how fat and disgusting she is and that’s something normal fat and disgusting girls avoid the humiliation of….

She’s kinda hot in this THIS VIDE (NSFW) video…but then again I love when girls show me their assholes…

I find her uninteresting, I find her strategy obvious, I don’t find her worthy of the attention she’s getting for sexting…and I think exposing a dude who you masturbated with an asshole move..especially for such a silly personal gain like a porn career…and as much as I hate of every part of what she did…I actually appreciate what she’s doing…and that’s spreading her asshole for the world to see inside her soul, because the asshole is the gateway to a woman’s soul…

I’m ready for more of this shaved scandal…she’s so bad that she’s good….and let’s be real here…99 percent of porn chicks are uglier than this and they aren’t real everyday girls just trying to make it…making Sydney Leathers hot by default….I’m a fan…

TO SEE THE EXCLUSVIE NUDE ASSHOLE SPREADING VIDEO CLICK HERE (NSFW)

TO GET ACCESS TO ALL OF THE FOOTAGE CLICK HERE

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2013

07

Aug

Taylor Swift Non-Bikini Pics of the Day

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Taylor Swift posted some artistic bikini pics that don’t involve bikinis…which is kind of Taylor Swift’s hustle, because she’s either a demon sent from hell or an alien planet to brainwash the world…who can’t show her mid-section because she’s got scars, or marking from her home planet…like genitals where belly buttons usually are…or she’s just insecure about her skinny little body which makes little to no sense….because its a skinny little body…but at least shes’ making an effort, just not quite as much effort as she should….I mean any under 25 year old in a one piece is a fucking fail, even if they are worth a billion dollars and not a failure in the other aspects of their life, they might as well be, cuz bikinis are the only thing that matter…obviously..

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2013

07

Aug

Diana Vickers Outty Vagina in her Bikini of the Day

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Diana Vickers is one of the new generation girls from the UK who actually has teeth and a bit of a body that you don’t mind seeing in a bikini, who you probably would want to fuck if you happened to be on the beach and saw her walking by, because she’s got a vagina, a vagina that by the looks of it is very fucking meaty, like some kind of alien invasion, or hormone in the food, genetically modified dick clit hybrid, all filling her Speedos like a European man…an outty vagina you’d probably want to give a handjob to you sick fuck.

Here’s a video of her…

Here’s the pics….

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2013

07

Aug

I Like Bad Bitches for Victoria’s Secret that’s My Problem of the Day

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Doutzen Kroes, Erin Heatherton, Candice Swanepoel, Barbara Palvin, Bregje Heinen, Adriana Lima and whoever else is in the mix, are doing the same old repetitive shit for Victoria’s Secret that is hardly as exciting as an era before the internet when it was all I had to masturbate, but still worth looking at, even if it lacks creativity, substance, flavor or really anything beyond hot bitches half naked…which apparently is good enough to build a billion dollar business off of…

Posted in:Victoria's Secret

2013

07

Aug

Helen Hunt Doesn’t Surf Like Anastasia Ashley of the Day

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Helen Hunt was looking pretty AWESOME IN A BIKINI and now she’s in a wet suit, a wet suit she probably peed in to stay warm, urine tricking down her old lady thighs…like she was a squirter…surfing…like she wasn’t 100 years old…and I am into it…

But she’s got nothing on everyone’s favorite surfer with two arms…Anastasia Ashley…who you may remember from yesterday’s video of her hot little warm-up dance…in the event you’ve stopped playing it on repeat…

Here are the pics…. CLICK HERE

Posted in:Helen Hunt

2013

07

Aug

Maria Sharapova in Shape Magazine of the Day

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Tennis babe Maria Sharapova is in Shape magazine which makes sense because she’s a fucking pro athlete who if she doesn’t matter in terms of her pro sports career…still has muscle memory that will prevent her from becoming a fat bitch…not to mention there’s sponsors who have their hand shoved so far up her vagina…who she works for to make the millions a year a spokesperson who will cut off the lifeline if she ended up obese…but I’m not complaining that they did a shoot with her, she’s hot, I’m just complaining that it didn’t involve any spread asshole pics…

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