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2013

05

Aug

Crazy Girl Doesn’t Like the Postal Worker of the Day

I have no idea who this woman is, but she’s kind of amazing. She’s hitting up random postal workers and calling them stalkers, I guess either she’s legitimately crazy and thinks the postal working coming to her house everyday is them stalking her, but I am going to assume that it has more to do with “Performing Art”….you know a little youtube stunt…a prank to get viral because being freaked out by the postal workers is an easy target that everyone can relate to…pretty genius whether she’s insane or not…

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2013

05

Aug

Isla Fisher Panty Flash of the Day

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The wind is our friend. Isla Fisher, not so much. I mean bitch obviously didn’t get the memo that you’re not supposed to wear underwear with your little flimsy skirt that the wind can easily blow up…you know to keep it sexy..unless you have your period in which case you can wear underwear…even though I like the tampon string…it’s a sign of fertility, a wet pussy, a horny girl, and not pregnant….but make the underwear just a little sexier than this old lady, cotton, full bottomed shit that might as well be pants…

I like when the wind collaborates with us, if the girl involved with being exposed by the wind, is collaborating with us too, otherwise, shit just ends up confusing…like whatever is going on here..

Side note, I have no idea who Isla Fisher is…

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2013

05

Aug

Nina Agdal in Some Lingerie of the Day

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Not only does this bitch look semi-retarded with her big old water head, you know high functioning retard that the modeling agencies take advantage of because they can, you know cuz she’s a retard…but she was also dumped by Adam Levine, which pretty much makes her as close to worthless as a body this good can get…worthless in spirit, not in money, cuz I am sure her day rate is 10,000 dollars…

Here she is posing in underwear…

Here are some other pics of her in her lingerie CLICK HERE

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2013

05

Aug

Sydney Leathers Nude Clips of the Day

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In people who really don’t matter but matter news…Sydney Leathers, the girl who sexted Anthony Weiner, only to expose his dick in efforts to ruin him, like a little self-serving vindictive bitch, who happens to not have the tits, or ass, or even face and body to really deserve to be sexted in the first place….

You know the kind of girl who would really sext anyone horny and desperate enough to pay attention and sext back, just to make her feel desirable…to give her a taste of being a hot girl without actually being a hot girl…something that happens to ugly girls all the time, cuz guys are perverts and we will tell anyone anything to get the spread asshole shot as we’re jerking off…even if we’re actually disgusted by them…

Well, she’s got some sort of nude clips available at VIVID.com …which in itself is fucking awesome, because girls who get nude to next level their already low level careers make me happy.

So it’s clear that she decided to expose the Weiner for her own personal gain, not because she felt the people needed to know he’s still a pervert, but because she could leverage her own name, in a “You only got one shot” don’t miss it move…

No one likes a girl who exposes anyone, we call them rats, and in this case she looks like a lot rat…all pointy faced….a rat who has taken the Farrah Abraham Sex Tape Route , only unlike Farrah Abraham, no one actually cares…because Farrah is hotter and funnier and more relevant, which in itself is a pretty depressing thought….But as a pervert, who wants to see everyone naked, I prefer the this opportunist route to suicide…

I’ll watch any babe, even if she’s not anywhere near a babe, bang out on camera…Here’s what VIVID.com put out.

This is a flash in a pan kind of person who no one will remember in 5 minutes…but at least you’ve seen her tits…and I think it’s pretty amazing, even if it is textbook. Good Hustle..

I still think Weiner only fucked with her because he figured he was doing her a favor, being ugly and all. A make a wish foundation that he would have thought she would have been appreciative of. Thinkin’ to himself, she’s ugly, she’d never expose me, no one would believe her, she’d be too ashamed to show her ugly face, the media will chew her up, only to learn that ugly girls usually don’t think they are ugly and usually do more damage than the babes…lesson learned.

TO GET HER EXCLUSIVE CLIPS CLICK HERE

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2013

05

Aug

Rihanna Gets Down for Carnivale of the Day

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Rihanna has gone back home to Barbados to participate in some Carnivale shit, in efforts to feel like she’s still connected to her roots, even though she’s all fucking Hollywood now…and so far from her roots that when she goes back home she stays at the baller hotel, where her high school friends clean up her shit stained white towels, as she tans on the beach…because Rihanna is bigger than fucking god…and really I wouldn’t be ghetto trash all down to earth if I was Rihanna too because I didn’t sell my fucking soul to the devil for nothing…I would have sold my soul so that I wouldn’t have to be a Bajan townie…

The nice thing about Carnivale is the nakedness, the hot dancing, the good times, the memories, and the Vagina definition in a weird one piece…because you know all the local shit talkers are groupie-ing up on her, if security lets them past, with shit like “Remember me Rihanna??! I love you”…because no one ever talks shit to people’s faces.

That said, Rihanna is pretty perfect. I am a fan.

To see the rest of the pics HERE

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2013

05

Aug

Nina Dobrev Kills it in a Bikini of the Day

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Nina Dobrev is some asshole from TV, on some show about Vampires that I assume is horrible and she’s pulling random gymnastic stunts in a bikini, the kind that probably helped her get on TV in the first place, you know on the Executives face, while not wearing a bikini, because why else would she be on TV….

Any starlet, even the irrelevant ones….producing bikini pics for their fans that they can play off as just fun…makes it less slutty, but she knows dudes still jerk off to her upside down supporting herself with one arm while her uterus is all jacked up into her neck…but this way, the slutting is more subtle…

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2013

05

Aug

Bar Refaeli Bridge Pose for Instagram of the Day

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Bar Refaeli tries to stay relevant as a busy bikini model..living the millionaire life…now that she doesn’t have A-List cock inside her…but rather she’s living the holy life back home in Israel…where instead of posing her huge tits in a bikini, she’s posing doing Yoga moves like the Bridge, that make asses look inverted as they clench and titties look flat chested as they sag the opposite direction, you know like they are trying to be breast fed….and the whole thing would be more disappointing if I wasn’t masturbating to it….you see cuz as shitty as it looks in picture, it’d probably be fun to fuck.

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2013

05

Aug

Jojo Works Out of the Day

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Jojo is some fat bitch who was a teen starlet a decade ago but chose the hip hop life, you know because like Miley, she had to turn her clean image poptart bullshit a little more street and a little more grimey and she did it by putting random black cock in her, but unlike most white girls who take black cock, she didn’t end up a single mother with a loose fitting vagina, she just got fat from all the fried chicken, and now that she’s out of money and trying to make a comeback, she’s hitting the gym…and like every good attention seeker, she’s doing it on video in tights…some TRX core exercises that make me want to go to the gym to stare at girls who aren’t as tainted working out, preferably in mini shorts…

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2013

05

Aug

Tiiu Kuik is Some Nude Model of the Day

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Tiiu Kuik is an Estonian fashion model who was discovered at 13 by some pervert in the supermakret…where she was soon after deported to japan…like all good 13 year old models who have parents who love them and don’t want to extort them do….you know totally not human trafficked for Japanese perverts at all.

She’s 26 now, she’s done huge campaigns, she’s represented CoverGirl, and she’s naked in this photoshoot, because when you’re a model, getting naked isn’t considered a scandal…it’s considered art not porn…I dig that…

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2013

05

Aug

Best Taekwondo Demo of the Day

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I guess it’s not really fair for me to say this is the best Taekwondo demo of the day, because it is the only Taekwondo demo I’ve ever seen, but I will say that this dude was either pranked hard or an idiot.

Highlight of the video, when the little girl walks off crying…not because I like when little girls get hit by flying pieces of wood, but I like when Taekwondo masters are ridiculously bad at being Taekwondo masters are part of their hustle is hurting kids along the way…it’s pretty fucking funny.

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