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2013

22

Jul

Irina Shayk in her Bikini of the Day

Why limit ourselves to one Irina Shayk is so good to look at…mail order bride / Russian Spy making a Soccer Star seem straight and good at recruiting no name bitches from other countries…and turning them into SI Model posts…I mean she’s so good I’d do posts on her all fucking day.

So here she is in a bikini, such a simple thing to pull off, I mean it probably took her all of 3 minutes to do, yet it’s up on some masterpiece level…that you’d think would take a lifetime to craft…but probably just happened in a lab during genetic research experiments back in the good old communist days….

To See Irina Shayk Amazing in a Bikini on the Beach…in an unrelated shoot CLICK HERE

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2013

22

Jul

Irina Shayk for GQ Russia of the Day

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Irina Shayk is a mail order bride who has been sold to the right john, or husband and in doing that has pretty much fucking made it…if you consider producing smut for GQ Russia, her mother country, actually making it, while making smut for webcam companies, or whatever it is the other mail order brides are making smut for, is any less important…

She’s hot, she’s amazing naked or half naked, I’m a fan and I like the fact that she’s been a beard to a gay dude all these years, a beard who would never leak his story, because they will ruin her and take away her low level modelling, something she fucking loves, because it means she doesn’t get fucked all that much…for fear of getting caught by the media…and an atrophy pussy is the best kind of pussy.

To See Irina Shayk in Miami Working Out CLICK HERE

To See Irina Shayk Amazing in a Bikini on the Beach…in an unrelated shoot CLICK HERE

Posted in:Irina Shayk

2013

22

Jul

Diver Almost Gets Eaten By a Whale of the Day

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The ocean is a pretty scary place.

It is where all the ancient aliens live…

It houses weird looking animals that we just accept as normal…

It is probably the least explored part of the earth because being that deep is not that feasible…

It is responsible for Bethany Hamilton, the one armed surfer, to have a successful career, because everyone loves one armed surfers overcoming all obstacles thanks to the power of jesus…

We pretend we know what is going on….without really knowing what is going on…cuz we are human and it is easier that way…keep telling ourselves we’re the highest of the species on this earth, until a diver almost gets eaten by a fucking whale…

Crazy video.

Posted in:Videos

2013

22

Jul

Katee Sackhoff in her Underwear for Twitter of the Day

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Katee Sackhoff was at Comicon, and for those of you who have never heard of Katee Sackhoff , like me, she’s from some bullshit nerd shit called Battlestar Galactica, something’ I’ve never seen, because I have sex with girls.

She’s also been in such hits as “Sexy Evil Genius”….”The Haunting in Connecticut 2: Ghosts of Georgia” and “Campus Killer”…We’re talking so low level, I am shocked her panty pics to twitter aren’t spread vagina pics with a neon sign she got custom made that read “look at me, I’m spreading my vagina, look at me, I was on TV, look at me….please someone…please…look at me”….

Especially now that she’s pushing 35…she’s gotta make moves quick cuz it’s almost over for her…but at least she’s on the right track. Getting into her underwear on the internet is step one to a life decision of whoring yourself out.

Posted in:Katee Sackhoff

2013

22

Jul

Christy Turlington’s Calvin Klein Underwear Campaign of the Day

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Christy Turlington is some 44 year old amazing model who still has it going on…who has been modeling for Calvin Klein since 1987…that’s 26 fucking years…and she’s still bringing it and that blows my fucking mind because historically, at least as far as I’m concerned, models who are 26, not who have been modeling for 26 years…are already too old, haggard, fat, falling apart at the seams, damaged from all the hard fucking their way to the top, coupled with cocaine and AIDS they got from the A-Listers they had inside them, thinking it was real love, before realizing A-Listers don’t give a fuck about anyone, not even amazing models, because there’s hundreds just as hot and just as willing without all the headaches that normals have to put up with for fear of dying alone…

Anyway, mind fuck or not, half naked Christy Turlington, despite being a married soccer mom in her 40s, blows my fucking mind, which is good enough for me…and it’s really all about me…isn’t it.

Posted in:Christy Turlington

2013

22

Jul

The Bitches of Comic Con of the Day

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The same gang of whores attended Comic Con, you know the place to seduce nerds into liking you, because nerds are a huge market, and will lead to more work for you…including Olivia Munn, who made a career targeting these people, and Adrienne Curry in COSPLAY, because she’s found it the only way to get followers…other people in attendance were the babes from various nerd shows, from Hunger Games to who the fuck cares, none of these girls look hot, or make me want to fuck, cuz historically, the hot as fuck girls aren’t running after the low hanging audience to stay relevant, cuz the hot as fuck girls are out there being hot as fuck…but since this is a website and since you’re a virgin loser…this is porn to you and it would be wrong for me to not bring it to you…

To See All the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

Posted in:Events

2013

22

Jul

Lady Gaga for V Magazine of the Day

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This Lady Gaga nude for V Magazine is the worst thing ever.

Here’s the video…

Posted in:Lady Gaga

2013

22

Jul

Rihanna Has Short Shorts of the Day

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If I was a reclusive, socially awkward, hermit, virgin loser weirdo of a blogger, which I like to think I am. but I get bored and have to leave the house and interact with babes on the regular, because babes are fun to either have sex with, or try to have sex with, or even just look at their tits when they tell stupid stories.

Then I would think these Rihanna in short short, shorts that show her ass cheek, were shocking and amazing, like Rihanna was on her exhibitionist, I’m so rich, all I see is signs, bullshit…but the fact is that every single girl rocks these things…and every single time I see it…it blows my pervert mind…because I never knew a life like this existed and I never knew true love would be found in a piece of clothing…

Good times.

To see pics of her in a hot one-piece hipster outfit – CLICK HERE

Posted in:Rihanna

2013

22

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I was on a plane flying home last night and got stuck sitting next to some older chick pushing 60, who brought her own weird blanket for the flight, and who was rubbing herself the entire fucking time, I’m talking straight up masturbating the entire flight, like some retard at the retard camp doing retard things, only with a little more cheesy smells radiating from her, and a lot more fun for me cuz the in-flight movie was shit and watching freaks masturbate, is the best kind of fun.

It’s one of those “God Giving You Masturbation Material” miracles..that happened yesterday morning when my friend SPEEDMONKEY found these bloody panties…

Here are some morning links…

Kourtney Kardashian Breast Feeding in a Bikini
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The Best Thing About the Royal Baby…is this Newscaster
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Some Heavy Set Big Titty Bitches
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Ice Ice Babies Sung By the Movies
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Bull Runner Crashes Through a Window
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New Hunger Games Photo Op at Comic-Con
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The Sexiest GIFS from Naya’s Complex Cover
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4 crazy Sunken Cities..
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Deaf Baby Hears for the First Time…Seriously. Dead.
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Some Babe Named Fernanda Marin in a Bikini…
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Nicole Trunfio Hot Tits in a Photoshoot…
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Some Hot as Fuck Webcam Webcamming….
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

20

Jul

Rihanna in her Weird See Through Outfit of the Day

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Whatever Rihanna is wearing here…is amazing…I endorse all she does as she slowly falls into a whole level of crazy…because I know it is cumming and thanks to this outfit…so am I…

To see the rest of the pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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