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2024

17

Jul

Cassandra Dawn is the Instagram Of The Day

Cassandra Dawn is an old time Playboy chick who had a sister who was also a Playboy chick, but it was in the era where Playboy was being run by Pornhub and the quality of the Playboy chicks weren’t the curated Playboy chicks you’d expect, but more a mass produced any one can join, bargain basement, WALMART DOLLAR TREE MARSHALLS approach to Playboy chicks because they needed 365 girls, a gallery a day for their subscribers…

That’s not to say that Cassandra Dawn wasn’t worthy of being passed around all the LA rich dudes that she was passed around by, it’s just to say that she’s an old timer, possibly pushing 50…but if we can learn anything from BAI LING….some ethics rot at a slower pace than whites.

So here are some of her pics…that could be a decade old or recent, I don’t know, she’s more a blast from the past than anything.

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Posted in:Instagram Babe

2024

17

Jul

Kate Beckinsale’s Frail Old Lady Erotica of the Day

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Kate Beckinsale is bringing the fetish content to the pervert fans.

The frail old lady who spent a month in the hospital because her throat had a bleeding wound from either sucking dick or puking, leaving her all weak and skinny at 50 years old……

She still looks good to me, the power of instagram filters, fillers, staying out of the sun, being a vampire, my appreciation for skinny chicks even when they’re too old….but I am also a pervert….

The frail look not only makes your dick look bigger, but it’s too weak and tired to run from you…..and since 99 percent of the sex I’ve had would now be categorized as sexual assault by a libtard cat lady….weak and frail is appealing….

What isn’t appealing is the whole menopause thing, not because you can’t knock her up, but kinda, since knocking up a 50 year old Kate Beckinsale would be exciting, it’s just that as people who aren’t fucking the dried up cooz, the menopause isn’t practical birth control it’s a sign of infertile, too old to breed which by definition isn’t very sexy….a bitch who doesn’t ovulate is a little gay to be turned by….but since it’s Beckinsale, and she’s skinny and trying hard, her menopause cunt is probably better than many fertile younger women because she’s famous, hot and skinny….assuming she’s not too skinny for that dry uterus to have nothing supporting it and keeping it inside her….

She produced some half nakedness….that’s the point of this story of a well travelled famous vagina that is potentially dying of whatever disease…

Posted in:Kate Beckinsale

2024

16

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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Have you done any fingering today? Most girls don’t let me finger them because I don’t wash my hands, but also because most girls avoid making eye contact with me, not in an autistic way, but in a “get this guy away from me way”….so fingering them, even with washed hands would be a stretch…..LITERALLY….GET IT…I know this fucking guy gets no credit for the 20 years of geniusness….

Speaking of fingering…as much as I find the tranny movement, or the gay fetish movement marketed as a lifestyle silly….I am a firm believer in identifying as a tranny in the event you ever need to sue someone in customer service for mistreating you….use that tranny rage and tranny hate against them because they’ll give you a free meal to shut you up knowing the last thing they want is to be called TRANSPHOBES….

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2024

16

Jul

Stella Hudgens Officially Shows Off Her Meat and Potatoes of the Day

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It’s been a long time in the making and we’ve seen signs of Hudgens actually bringing the pussy out to the party, because when you’re an exclusive content vendor, you have to show the meat or as we used to call it “the pink”…even on brown chicks…because that’s just the natural progression of being a whore in photoshoots….it’s the build up, the final release and necessary in keeping the fans…

So Hudgens, a sister to a famous chick, an auntie and a pervert who wasn’t satisfied being the aspiring low level actress hired because of her last name, so she decided to go the self produced porn route for attention, to defy the family, who fucking knows or cares….she’s showing you her VULVA…and nothing hotter than an old fashioned VULVA shot….at least when paying for nudes..

I’m a vagina fan, I wouldn’t say the meatier the better, it’s not quite like ordering an omelette or pizza or sandwich where you want AS MUCH meat as possible, but the fact that there’s a little meat makes it have more personality, that a fat chick’s inny that looks like a front bum…

I think we’re better knowing the cunt on this personal of a level…it’s a celebration really.

She’s also showing some asshole, window to the soul shit….

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Posted in:Stella Hudgens

2024

16

Jul

Leni Klum and her Titty Club of the Day

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You must have tits of “THIS SIZE” in order to hang with Leni..

They’re the titty club girls.

I wonder what their theme song is.

So, Leni Klum is on some rich kid socialite vacation, traveling Europe like a college backpacker, only instead of getting raped in hostels like the college backpackers before her, she’s doing it in rich person luxury, revisiting her rich family’s favorite hots, and the only raping is what she’s doing to us with those tits in a bikini….which isn’t necessarily the kind of rape you’d expect, but it’s a level of sexual abuse by presenting them to us, without actually PRESENTING them to us…she is in EUROPE and an Italian German…no bikini tops are the bikini tops…

But the point of this story is rape, or redefining rape, because as far as I’m concerned cockteasing bitches are raping our souls, and we should be able to press charges for that.

Here’s their scrabble board…

Posted in:Leni Klum

2024

16

Jul

Lesbian Lily Rose Depp is Pregnant of the Day

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I don’t know if Lily Rose Depp, who is so fucked in the head that she decided to become a lesbian as some kind of protest or solution to all her poor little rich kid mental issues is actually pregnant…

However, I do know that lesbians are a great vessel for the sperm donor who wants to spread his seed and create a superior race in his images, because those perverts need cum and will buy it off marketplace if needed.

Lesbians do get pregnant, because they are ultimately wired to be straight, to take dick, to reproduce and any lesbian propaganda you read is just them pushing some sort of fetish as if it’s sexual preference…

I was on a lesbian reddit yesterday, where a lesbian was complaining that every time she ovulates, all she thinks about is cock and getting fucked. Yes reddit libtards are the worst, but they can be entertaining…

So all the other lesbians in reddit were agreeing with her, saying they too watch PENIS IN VAGINA close up porn during ovulation but it’s just a fetish or fantasy that must be repressed in order to be the full lesbian they are…

At least some dude wrote “just fuck dudes bro”…because ultimately, that’s what their body is telling them…while all the other lesbians said “Just hold out, use that energy to fuck your girlfriend”….LIKE TRY TO BE A LESBIAN DON’T GIVE INTO YOURSELF…

Dumb fucks….

In condlusion, I’d like to inseminate Lily Rose Depp, she’s one of my favorites, even during this lesbian phase…

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Posted in:Lily Rose Depp

2024

16

Jul

Amelia Hamlin Does Fitness of the Day

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Lisa Rinna’s Whore Daughter is a Legitimate Model Who Works Out of the Day …or at least pretends to because showing her starving herself, or performing eating disorder acts of drinking diet coke and eating a stick of gum, or better…binging and purging…would only cater to a handful of perverts like me, who like our models skinny.

Amelia Hamlin was a try hard instagram model, who was sold to the Kardashian and put through the rigorous training camp on how to game the system, and because of that she’s now a legitmate model….probably because the fashion industry has no taste, are run by a bunch of try hard losers fame whores who chase after instagram views and followers and not SUBSTANCE…

She’s still worth a fuck though….check out her tits

Posted in:Amelia Hamlin

2024

16

Jul

Millie Bon Jovi’s Cameltoe of the Day

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“We’re halfway there”…..is what Mille Bon Jovi’s shorts are saying as they try to climb all the way up her cunt…because all pants on girls who are married to the sons of rockstars use lyrics from their father-in-law’s hits to describe how aggressive of a cameltoe they bring.

FACTS.

Posted in:Millie Bobby Brown

2024

16

Jul

Rita Ora in a Dress of the Day

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I wonder why I never called her Rita Whora…

I have really disappointed myself and the people who come here for my witty puns…

Not that I know how to pun, but the fact that I never called the shameless titty self promoter who made it, then had to fake it til she made it because Rihanna got her fired, only to finally start making it all these laters….WHORA when her name is ORA…shocks me…

So let’s just make this post about me and how much of a disappointing hack I am as we stare at Rita in a dress..

Posted in:Rita Ora

2024

16

Jul

Sasha Pieterse’s Weird Nipple for African Aids Babies of the Day

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Charlize Theron does some AIDS baby charity that is probably involved in some Human Trafficking or who fucking knows what the fuck she does, but as a white South African who may have killed her father….she can’t be trusted…no matter how many of them she adopts and turns tranny…White Afrikaans are historically racist so if she’s dealing with black kids…she can’t be up to any good…which may be why she turned her kid tranny…

I checked out her Charity and it’s only raised 13 million dollars in grants, sounds like a tax evasion scheme….I mean she makes 13 million dollars a movie and all her friends are rich fucks…13 million, if I am reading that right, since I am a retard who needs charity….is dog shit..

Anyway, one of her friends is Sasha Pieterse, she showed up with her tits out, always appropriate for an African AIDS baby event, and based on the condition of her nipple that seems mangled…maybe she could use some charitable donations as well…you know for the mangled nipple club…up there female circumcision…

Oh… Sasha Pieterse is also SOUTH AFRICAN white people…just here trying to help South African Blacks…SURE YOU ARE weird nips…SURE YOU ARE….

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