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2013

16

Jul

Maggi Caruthers for Neiman Marcus of the Day

Wow…Neiman Marcus has gone from overpriced high fashion bullshit for old ladies and taken the route of porn shop catalog…and it’s amazing.

You see, I hate catalog pictures for lingerie companies as much as anyone who likes seeing half naked models in lingerie.

Sure, the lingerie featured in this shit is probably expensive as fuck, but I still blame the recession for their turn towards porn, because like a girl who lost her job and has rent and kids to pay for, turning to getting naked is often the best choice…

If you look close enough, unlike Victoria’s Secret, the photoshop photo editor guy who has access to all these models naked but never leaks the pics to me, didn’t edit out her little fashionable bush in some of the pics, making him today’s hero.

Here are the pics…

Posted in:Maggi Caruthers

2013

16

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

For some reason, whenever I see a girl working a shitty menial job, like serving coffee or working retail, or even as a receptionist at a bank or any of those other soul draining, 10 dollar an hour, cashier level of skill set jobs, I wonder what went wrong in their life…

For some reason, I never get that when I see strippers, hookers, pornstars, or bar tenders…because there’s something about being a girl I call tits, that need to be used to maximize revenues before it is too fucking late.

Here is some Sci-Fi Evangelical Amazingness I saw on Facebook….

Here are some morning links…

Kanye West’s Hip Hop T-Shirt Is a Joke.
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Olivia Palmero Modeling Hot
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Shark Attacks Shark Cage
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Rihanna’s Hot Ass in a Swimsuit!
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10 Hottest Pics Ever of that Slut We Call the Universe!
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Jenny McCarthy is Hosting The View Now…Oh God.
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Cinco de Mayo Bikini Contest
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Ref Gets Punched
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Memories of Glee Star Who Died
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The 50 Hottest Pictures of a Young Phoebe Cates
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Hot Black Girls…
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The Worst Death Scenes in Movie History….
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Millions of Girls Masturbating on Webcam for Free…From the Comfort of their MidWest Bedrooms…Cuz It is Better Than Working at WalMart…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

15

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

Today’s most valuable lesson is that redheaded kids with glasses playing the violin are creepy under any and all circumstances…

Other important lessons I’ve learned today is that this site is blocked in Airports because they think I am too adult, meanwhile every girl I’ve dated has told me I’m too childish, all these mixed messages are confusing me…

The good news is that I still have masturbation. Masturbation will never leave me behind…but it will let me down consistently, but I am ok with that…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Mariah Carey’s Got a Broken Jerk Off Hand and Really Silly SLINGS
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Shanna Moakler Getting Her Tit Grabbed
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Courtney Stodden’s Fake Tits Are Hilarious
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Hot Girls in Sports Bras
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Claire Danes in Vogue
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Some River Surfing…
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Her Name is Ashlie and She’s Amazing in her Bikini
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Jake Gyllenhaal and His New GF Alyssa Miller
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Candice Swanepoel Topless GIFs
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The Hottest Pics of Dani Galli
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Athletes Respond to Zimmeraman Verdict
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Some Chick Named Jessica Jensen Stripping on the Bed
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Truck Full of Gas Exploding
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Some Chick Named Amelle Berrabah See Through
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Miley Cyrus Braless Pokies On Good Morning America
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Elle Macpherson is Hot for Harpers
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Uma Thurman Bikini
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Alyssa Milano Being Dramatic
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Masked Babe with Great Tits…
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Meanwhile at the Snake Factory…
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The 27 Sexiest Ariana Grande Bikini Pics Ever
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Golfer Does the Happy Gilmore
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The 50 Hottest Pics of Some Import Model
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Farrah Abraham Tried to Get In Playboy Twice
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Carly Rae Jepsen Throwing the First Pitch
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Today in Underboob
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Minka Kelly Getting Juice
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Reasons Patrick Stewarts is Awesome
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Paris Hilton in a Bikini
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Who’s Ass Would You Rather Fuck. One Might Make Your Dick Fall Off…
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Kris Jenner’s Big Pimping Continues
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The 30 Hottest Selena Gomez Bikini Pics Ever
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A Guide to Getting Laid
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Killer Stephen Hawkins Impression
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Third world street fight
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Some Naked Chick and a Bullz Eye
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Steve Jobs Instagram Trailer
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Chicks Who Are GF Material
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I’m Into Ella Dvornik’s Ass in a Thong
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Erin Heatherton’s Big Neck at an Event
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Riahnna Shows Braless Nipples On Stage
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Carmen Electra’s Finally Made It…Inducted into the Bikini Hall Of Fame in Texas…
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More Helen Flanagan from the Boob Slip Shoot
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The Ultimate in Girl Fails…
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Some Hot as Fuck Webcam Webcamming….
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Magical Vagina!
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Close Up Dildo
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Melissa Clarke is a Hot Naked Model….
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Another Talented Vagina…
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Hot Tight Body Masturbates
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A Bunch of Pics of Girls Masturbating….
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HOT CAM GIRLS….WE LIKE CAM GIRLS>…
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I Use Sex Toys On Girls – Because I Can’t Make them Cum…But Like When They Do….
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STOP BALDING IN ITS TRACKS…
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Farrah Abraham’s Sex Tape!!
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The Best Place to Watch Sports…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

15

Jul

Emily Ratajkowski in a Hot Boxing Themed Shoot of the Day

Emily Ratajkowski may ignore me 98% of the time I write her love poems, and I really can’t blame her, since my love poems are usually about eating her ass before her shower, which if you ask me is as romantic as it gets, because you only eat the ass of a girl you love before she showers, while other hookers you eat the ass after a good hand sanitize of the asshole….

You see, getting eColi from the one you love, isn’t quite as upsetting when you are sitting on the toilet shitting and vomiting blood at the same time, pretty much near death, when it is for someone you love, in an “I’d die for you” kind of ass eating…

But I don’t need her to answer me, you see she consistently takes these kinds of pics for me, even if she pretends they are for some other client or magazine, and it’s really all I fuckin’ need from her…

She’s hot, she’s got a good level of porn to her look, I’d like to in her…and she wouldn’t even feel a thing…or notice…thanks to my small penis…but staring at her pics of her boxing hot, rather than her hot box, is not ideal, but good enough…she’s a babe.

Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski

2013

15

Jul

Bar Refeali Twitter Round-Up of the Day

Bar Refaeli is older, bigger, a little more irrelevant than she used to be, partially because she lives in Tel Aviv and turned her back on the modelling world when Leonardo DiCaprio turned his back on her, and not in a “I’m a male actor, it’s a pretty gay existence, all I do is look in the mirror and talk to myself making faces like a 5 year old with no friends, obsessing over my looks and whether people like me, or if I sound silly saying this line, or whether my hair looked better in Titanic or now”…kind of stick that huge black dildo in me and tell me I’m handsome way, but in a “bitch, you’re high maintenance, I got line-ups of women” kind of way…and partially because getting older, fatter and more irrelevant is kinda what happens to girls…but she does a pretty good job on her instagram..and here is a round-up of some of her pics.

Posted in:Bar Refaeli

2013

15

Jul

Isabeli Fontana Modelling Lingerie of the Day

Isabelli Fontana is one of my favorite models, not that I keep track of models or really remember any by name, or even by face, I kind of just stare at their half naked bodies and cross reference them to my wife’s nude body, usually when she’s getting out of her bath, to try to understand who the fuck they are the same species, gender or breed of animal. It almost makes no sense, I’ve see animals that look more like my wife than this…mainly pigs…and I can’t quite figure out who the freak of nature is, this Isabelli Fontana babe, or the babe pig in the city I married…I’m gonna go with both are on the extreme side of the spectrum, but for the sake of humanity, I think Isabeli Fontana is what girls are supposed to look like and was sent here to get all your lazy bitches to work…and as far as I’m concerned she’s pretty lovely modelling them there lingerie.

Posted in:Isabeli Fontana

2013

15

Jul

Tulisa Contostavlos in her Bikini of the Day

I am not posting this picture of Tulisa Contostavlos because I care about who she is. I am not posting this picture because I think she’s hot. I am strictly posting these pictures because she reminds me of the day I found out who Tulisa Contostavlos…a day filled with her sucking black dick in a Juicy Couture sweatsuit, a few months before being cast as a judge for some Simon Cowell bullshit TV show, because let’s face it, sucking dick is one of Simon’s favorite things and appreciates, if not envies anyone willing to take ownership of that, even if it is low level and on the internet, because he’s gotta keep it on the down low…

But this isn’t about Simon Cowell and his love for sucking dick, it’s about Tulisa Contostavlos and the fact she’s a whore…a whore in a bikini spending money she probably doesn’t deserve…cuz it wasn’t paid to her in ones during her shift…

To see a bunch of her bikini pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

Posted in:Tulisa Contostavlos

2013

15

Jul

Rihanna’s Grill of the Day

Nothing says I’ve made it, at least not to gutter people who probably didn’t grow up going to the dentist, like a jewellery on your teeth, it’s like a see what can you spend silly amounts of money on that no one will really notice, but that you don’t care they won’t notice it, because you are doing it for yourself, and because you will notice it at least every time you try to eat a fucking apple, or talk, or pretty much do anything involving your mouth, which in Rihanna’s case varies from rubbing dick on it, to rubbing pussy on it, to getting punched in it, cuz she like a face full of diamonds…a face full of diamonds…a face full of diamonds…she even wrote a song about it…and I guess if people don’t notice, you can always get half naked and show them on the internet…which is what Rihanna’s doing up in here..

Posted in:Rihanna

2013

15

Jul

Amanda Bynes’ Grill of the Day

The things I would do to Amanda Bynes’ crazy girl grill…are pretty dirty…and similar to this pic, THAT IS NOT AMANDA BYNES SUCKING SOME DICK …but that is going around pretending to be Amanda Bynes…because the internet may be all I know, but it is also a fucking liar….only my GRILL fantasy would involve a whole lot less Amanda Bynes, but the same amount of rubbing my dick on her mouth piece without her knowing, so that she goes around all her crazy day with my dick smear in her mouth, without knowing my dick smear is in her mouth, I’m subtle with my face-rape like that.

It’s good to know she’s got 10k to spend on really useful things, and more importantly, that she’s pretty in person…..

Posted in:Amanda Bynes

2013

15

Jul

Melissa Giraldo for Phax Swimwear of the Day

Melissa Giraldo is some Colombian babe, who has the elegant look of a stripper or pornstar, but who for some reason has been cast to model for some bikini company, instead of getting paid to take multiple dicks on camera, but this shoot might as well be from a porn, it is seriously as trashy as fuck and low quality, you know without all the penetration that makes porn admirable or worth watching, but rather the bikini photoshoot version, which happens to be far less worth watching, but then again, half naked girls are always worth watching, even if I hate this catalog shit…I must remember that it is not all about what I like…..

Posted in:Melissa Giraldo