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2013

17

Jul

Barbara Palvin in a Bikini for Jason Lee Perry of the Day


I may not think Barbara Palvin is all that great, but it turns out, I appreciate staring at pics of her in a bikini, which may not be saying much for Barbara Palvin since I’ll watch any and all girls in a fucking bikini provided they have a vagina, which is actually even optional requirement, because with a proper tuck job, like they were Gisele Bundchen, and a tight body with decent tits, I can be fooled…in an out of sight out of mind situation.

That’s not to say Palvin has a cock, even though it is assumed she did considering she was rumoured to have sex with Beiber and cock is the only way for him, but it is to say if she did, I’d probably still be trying to get a boner for her hot little body, that in person is probably a big body, because that’s just the kind of guy I am.

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2013

17

Jul

Adriana Lima for Victoria’s Secret Catalog Pics of the Day


Here are some catalog shots of Adriana Lima for Victoria’s Secret that are photoshopped to shit and shot in a way that doesn’t make her look like an old fat mom of 12. I guess she’s one of their big names and sells a lot of product for them and they are not ready to put her on the back burner of their roster and just have her show up to reunion tour events just yet, because they stupidly locked her into a 10 year contract they can’t get out of, without realizing that by 30, she’d look more like she’s 45, that never happens to models, they took a gamble, but at least the corrupt billion dollar company is doin the best they can with what they have….I guess.

Posted in:Adriana Lima

2013

17

Jul

Gemma Atkinson’s Fun Instagram Bikini Pic of the Day


Gemma Atkinson is some Glamour Model, which is code of hooker, who probably is married to a soccer star, or some other rich guy in the UK, because that’s what these hookers do….they just Glamour Model to increase their brand image and brand profile and make people who otherwise would just get lap dances from them get them pregnant. It’s good strategy with a solid retirement plan of monthly child support payments and I can’t help but appreciate good whoring, especially when it has a body like this…

Posted in:Gemma Atkinson

2013

17

Jul

Kelly Brook Big Titties for NUTS of the Day


Kelly Brook is always a good looking girl, I wouldn’t try to slam her for that. Her face is that of a classic beauty and her natural hanger are a gift from the heavens, you know just naturally so decadent to look at, you know the reason we even know she exists…but the problem with her, other than the fact that she’s 100 years old now, and riding the tail end of her career, is that even when photoshopped into these Glamour shots, she looks like some doughy weirdness I can still appreciate, because they are high in estrogen and seemingly fertile enough to get knocked up again before having a staged miscarriage to extend her career, you know womanly…but it’s walking that fine line of sloppy…a place no one really likes to be…especially not a titty model…except maybe Kate Upton, but that’s just cuz she’s won the lottery and sold her soul to the devil and has fans so loyal she can’t fucking lose…

Posted in:Kelly Brook

2013

17

Jul

Alexa Vega is Fun at the Internet of the Day


Spy Kid Alexa Vega is a lot of fun on the internet, from showing off a ripped body that Robert Rodriguez may have touched inappropriately on set, you know how these hollywood stories pan out, especially with directors so eager to do Kids programming, kinda like the school bus driver so eager to pick up kids rather than do any other job they are capable of…like regular bus driving…To simulating getting fisted by some chick up her dress…

I am a fan of everything happening in here…I love me a fit girl…even if I prefer Child Stars to be more broken and dying.

Posted in:Alexa Vega

2013

17

Jul

Jo Parker is a New Amazing Glamour Model of the Day


Jo Parker is a brand new Titty model for the UK Glamour model scene and we like titty models, especially when they are brand new, un-tarnished and amazing, cuz they do this very important thing I call, show their titties.

Now I don’t care what went wrong in their lives, or what their career goals are, or why they decided they need to get topless, whether it is revenge on an ex, or a dad or just because they are fun loving, free spirited girls who look good and the opportunity presented itself…cuz ultimately being paid to show tit is not a bad thing…it’s an amazing thing, a beautiful thing, a natural thing even when fake thing…and I endorse her and her new found career and so should you…

Posted in:Jo Parker|NSFW

2013

17

Jul

Naya Rivera Strip Poker Pics For Complex of the Day

I still have no idea who Naya Rivera is, but I guess I could google her, but I am lazy and figure you might as well, because I don’t think who she is or what she does really matters, all that matters is that she’s half naked up in these pics for complex, because really, that’s all anything with a vagina is good for…

I mean sure they can make you dinner, make you babies, even tell you how to put a car in reverse, and if you’re lucky, they can move furniture…and sure some are doctors and lawyers and shit…but their vaginas only count when half naked..#fact.

To See The Story and More Pics Follow This Link

Posted in:Naya Rivera

2013

17

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

One of life’s great tragedies is that screaming “Slam Dunk the Pussy” in public places, like on the bus, at the grocery store or in a Movie Theatre is not socially acceptable…

Here are some morning links…

A Whole Bunch of Selfies
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Tramp Stamos
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50 Indie Movies You Need to See Before you Die
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Cool Helicopter Refill
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The I, Frankenstein Posters
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Adam Levine the Model Killer is Back with Behati Prinsloo Cuz She Knows He Killed Her Vagina and She’s Left With No Options
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Selena Gomez Cleavage
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Hot GIrls With Gune
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100s of Girls Naked on Cam Right Now…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

17

Jul

Allovinduo is the DSFCams Girl of the Day



Here’s an all American couple, because DSFCam girls of the day can be couples who fuck on camera, provided at least one of them is a girl, cuz let’s face it, solo shows are ok, but the hardcore ones are much more exciting…because if you’re like me, convincing your neighbors to let you watch them fuck, usually ends horribly…especially when the convincing happens after they catch you in their bedroom hiding…

Either way, that’s the beauty of the cam world and part of why I got involved in CAMS with our very own DSFCams.com site…cuz I am a voyeur, and this shit is porn to me…

To See Her and her man in some naked action…. CLICK HERE

Or go directly to her page CLICK HERE

Posted in:DSFcams|NSFW

2013

17

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

It turns out that I really like staring at girls in bikinis…until it gets awkward for at least one of us…and it is usually not me…because I never feel awkward about anything…I have pretty much embraced that my actions are not for everyone…and are just for me…so thank you tight body in the pink bikini bottoms getting out of your car…for being at least 16…it’s legal in Canada….

Here are some stepLINKS…

AnnaLynne McCord Crawling Around in a Bikini
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Emma Roberts is in Montreal and Got Arrested and Gave me Boners…I wish I Was There to Save her
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Kelly Brook is Hot for NUTS
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Sexy Girls in Sports Bras
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Biker Causes a Crash
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Lindsey Wixson for Terry Richardson
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Shailene Woodley Goes Topless….
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Meanwhile in Russia
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Hot Girl Posing Topless….
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Girls Tugging on Their Clothes
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Jennifer Aniston In a Summer Dress….
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Tittie Fuck Time. I Wouldn’t Last A Minute With Those Jugs!
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Rachel Hunter in Horrible Beach Pics – I’d Still Do Her
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Some Hot Ass Paddleboarding….
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Best Iguana Ever
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Sofia Vergara Swimsuit on the Beach
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Nicole Scherzinger Workin It….
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Miley Cyrus Tongue….
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A Man Getting Down to Backstreet Boys in 1999
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7 Words the Internet Should Stop Saying
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A couple of girls making out….
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Breaking Bad in 9 Minutes
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A Day with a Russian Billionaire
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Rita Ora Looks Crazy in Her Bikini
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Heidi Klum Legs….
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Miley Cyrus Pokies!!!
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Jump Moving Train
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Jennifer Love Hewitt Big Belly…..
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Believe in Your Selfie…
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A Day With a Russian Billionaire
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16 Celebs Eating Ice Cream….
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Hot Big Tits Posing….
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Glee Star Died of Heroin
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Hot Fuckin Surfer Girls
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Weirdest Celebrity Cars….
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50 Funny Pics To Brighten Your Tuesday….
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Florida Smoke Stack Collapse
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Hot Bikini Butt Lift Video
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The World’s Fastest Drummer
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Pampered By Strippers…
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7 Year Old Steals Car….
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Olivia Palermo Hot Face
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Some Hot as Fuck Webcam Webcamming….
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Oversized Vagina LIPS
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Hot Russian Amateur Babe….
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Slut Practices her Fisting…..
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Funny Naked Dance Show
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Girl Does a Finger Bang
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Cam Girl Dances and Strips
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A Little Shower Masturbation
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Today in Lesbian Sex
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Many Cam Girls Willing to Cam Girl….
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I Like Fucking Bitches with Sex Toys…..
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If You Hate Your Thinning Hair…Check This Out….
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Teen Mom Sex Tape Never Gets Old…
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Free Live Sports…
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