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2013

03

Jul

Ashley Benson in her Bikini Top of the Day


If you want to see Ashley Benson in a bikini, showing off her body that is not all that great, which is probably why she’s only showing off from the base of the titty up in her instagram pics, you can always rent Springbreakers, the shittiest movie of the last 5 years, where all the girls looked like shit…even though it had the most hype around it, all because it attempted to show Disney Stars sluttier in movies than we are used to, which isn’t that hard, considering prior to Spring Breakers, the sluttiest any of them got was eating fucking ice cream cones or pretending to have sex with Beiber, except for that Vanessa Hudgens slut, that one got naked in horribly planned, 5 o’clock shadow nudes that were about as erotic as a doctor’s exam, and not even a good doctor’s exam…

They were some Christian friendly shit and now they are this…and I don’t find it interesting, cuz once you go slutty, bikini clad, having threesomes, you never go back, you can only go forward, meaning these pics should be her gaping asshole…it’s what makes sense…bikini tops are just too fucking Disney for this one…

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2013

03

Jul

Sara Sampaio Wet and Modelling of the Day

I don’t know What Be is, but I am going to go out on a limb here and assume it’s a magazine…

I do know what a Sara Sampaio is, and that is a lovely ethnic model with a ridiculous model, she’s Portuguese, and unlike most Portuguese women, she’s not greasy, fat, but she may smell of fish…She’s a reality show winner who has since become the new Adriana Lima for Victoria’s Secret, because if one gets old and fat, you just replace her with another one who looks pretty much the same, in what I call type casting…the right way.

Apparently, when you mix a Sara Sampaio and a Be, you get this wet, half naked, amazingness…

I should have been a scientist. I’m so good at figuring out shit…I mean I could probably find the vaccine for AIDS…and it would ideally be with my mouth…via vagina…

Here are the pics…

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2013

03

Jul

Amanda Seyfried Harper’s Bazaar Korea of the Day


Amanda Seyfried is consistently boring as fuck in all she does, yet behind all the boring is a chick with a great little body, some rocking’ tits, who isn’t scared to show them off in movies or on TV, whether playing a lesbian killer in Toronto Canada in Chloe, or a broken down pornstar in Lovelace, making me wonder why she doesn’t ever channel any of that exhibitionist slut into her everyday life when she’s not getting paid for it, making me realize that if you wanna see the Amanda Seyfried slut, you gotta pay her, which is a bummer, cuz that makes her a whore, and whores are always more depressing than girls out there doing it for free, especially when you’re working on a budget…and can’t afford them…especially when the whore in question is all fucking Hollywood like this Amanda Seyfried character.

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2013

03

Jul

Rihanna Twerking to Drake of the Day

I go on rants about Rihanna all the time, but there’s not debating she’s fucking awesome. Not only is she an exhibitionist, who doesn’t give a fuck about what she says or does, cuz she’s Rihanna and that means she’s already won, she’s got more money than God…but she’s also pretty fucking hot while she does it…if you’re not a white supremacist racist, which you probably are…you know the kind of hick who wishes slavery was never abolished because you think that was when America took a turn for the worst, with all the intercity gangs and hip hop music…while unlike you, I am all about this life…this bitch is spending money, ballin’ out, hanging with her hot friends and twerking in self produced video…reminding me of my dream of starting a twerk school for white girls…cuz you know they all want to do it now that Miley does it, and you know it’s hot as fuck when they do…shake that ass Rihanna…I love you.

Here’s some pics she posted to Instagram at some Chanel show shit in Paris…

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2013

03

Jul

Rita Ora Topless for GQ of the Day

Rita Ora is the back-up Rihanna for when shit falls apart at the seams for current Rihanna. This business is about money making people, not about keeping artists sane and under control, if anything they want them to fall apart, it makes for good business, reunion tours, and greatest hits albums, while making room for new people to bring in the dollars….it is in their best interest for these people to self destruct, especially at Rihanna’s size, where she controls all her shit, cuz she feels she doesn’t need them and can negotiate with any label she wants cuz she’s Rihanna, which is a little too much power for any performer to have…so they send in management with cocaine, and bad boyfriends, and throw whatever they can at her to have it all crash and burn…to make the real fortune off these bitches in the first 1-3 albums…something I guess they are prepping for this Rita Ora chick…cuz she’s everywhere, even topless in GQ UK this August…makin’ moves, being prepped and I’m ready to stare at her tits, cuz they are big.

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2013

03

Jul

Kristen Bell in a Lifeguard Bathing Suit of the Day

Looks like someone’s recovered from making a Dax baby, something I would normally assume you can’t recover from…you know like a stain on your life worse than AIDS…because he’s that fucking annoying and the fact that his genetics live on in another person all thanks to this cunt (literally), is the worst.

She can’t be celebrated, she must be shunned, even if she’s in a mom friendly bikini to hide her stretch marks and ravaged body, even if her vagina is taped the fuck up from all the abuse pushing a baby through it has done to her, even if this was shot before she was pregnant….because we all know what has become of her since….

She’s uneventful, and I am pretty sure this movie will be too, but she’s dressed like Pam Anderson, and lifeguards are all sluts with their half naked all summer, mouth to mouth, camel toe giving suits that ride their clots all day making them horny….makin’ it a little more tolerable…

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2013

03

Jul

Barbie Done Gone Fat of the Day

Well it looks like the fat are winning.

Not only have the media tried to be fat friendly by making “Hollywood Fat” actually fat, you know making fat girls stars and the love interests of normal looking dudes, because America is fat and they find it more relatable…but now they’ve decided to change the one major icons that represents America and your Freedom…and that’s Barbie, even if she’s made in China.

It looks like they’ve gone and cast her body straight from the Walmart line, I wonder where her 5 white trash single parent kids with ADD eating candy are?

I mean I am a firm believer in giving unrealistic expectations to the youth and really women everywhere, because it makes them feel inadequate and gives something to aspire to be like.

I don’t like saying to them “It’s ok to be dumpy, lazy, a slob”….especially not while wearing a bikini.

I know the government wants us sick with diabetes, they want us fat from consuming product, they want us immobilized to not fight back and like Hitler, are starting the brainwashing when they are young.

I would totally have sex with short, average proportioned, hormones in the food, not too into working out, but love Fructose Corn Syrup based everything, but I don’t like our aspirational toys, that generations have grown up on, attacked, changed or genetically modified, because it appeases to a gang of fat dykes trying to change the world in this anti-bullying era, leaving Mattel no choice but to adapt, in fear of seeming like an insensitive brand.

Fuck you Barbie for ruining everything I love about America, you conformist communist porker.

What’s next, an amputee GI Joe panhandling in the subway system because PTSD made him crazy and his veterans pension doesn’t cover his drinking…. Real life sucks, let’s keep our toys fun.

That said, this isn’t an actual Barbie, but I like pretending it is, because it allows me to rant about nonsense…The story behind this is artist Nickolay Lammm took the average 19 year old girl measurements from the Center for Disease control, and created this as a political statement. A horrible statement..

It is not actually a Mattel Toy. But a short, thick legged, big booty, belly rocking’ statement on the world…that probably was better left unsaid. Next up, morbidly Obese barbie, based on the measurements of the Average McDonald’s worker.

Posted in:WTF

2013

03

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I’ve been trying to negotiate with my fat wife to openly allow me to fuck young hot women because I am tired of pretending I don’t. I mean she’s old, disgusting, and fat…she should be satisfied with the fact that I live with her, let her pay my rent and that I steal her money for drinking…and being the nice guy I am, I’ve never bragged to her, or shown her pics of me fucking other women. I’m a good guy…

So today, our negotiations hit a stand still when I asked my wife if it would be okay to fuck other girls as long as I made the young hot girls I sleep with behind her back wear soiled XXL underwear, after taking a bath in a mix of dog shit, lard and stinky cheese, while wearing a mask I print up from our wedding picture, so it’s like I am still fucking her…you know never escaping the prison I live in…even though it is independence day and I am trying to…

I’ll let you know how it goes…

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The New Poster for Amanda Seyfried as Lovelace – HOT
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Jackie Chan Trains a fish
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If Your Penis had a GoPro
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Robert Pattison is Dating Elvis
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Bubble Soccer is Some Weirdness
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2013

03

Jul

MiyaFoxx is the DSFCam Girl of the Day

Her name is MiyaFoxx and she’s today’s DSFCam girl of the day, because let’s face it she’s amazing…

She’s 5 foot 1, from the UK, has a cute accent that makes me think I am listening to Mary Poppins, a fetish of mine…She’s 20, with B cup tits….and she squirts..which is pretty much all that fucking matters…she’s won this game called life and most importantly, she’s today’s DSFCam girl of the day…did I mention she squirts?


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2013

02

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

I was at a party, there happened to be a lesbian, and like all lesbians, we didn’t get along, maybe because I had a penis, or maybe it is cuz lesbians are so angry all the time.

Obviously, this lesbian was a vegan, it kinda comes with the territory of lesbianism, and she refused to eat the birthday cake because it had eggs in it…

Having little patience for anything extreme and hypocritical…I explained to her that eggs are just chicken period, and being a lesbian, she must eat period all the time, and when not eating period, you’re menstrual cupping it and feeding your plants with it so you’re not anti-period, why discriminate against Chicken period…is she racist against species, is that what was going on here? I mean I am not a cannibal cuz i eat period, and she is not a meat eater if she eats eggs…she didn’t see my logic, lesbians never do…even after I explained eating period is no worst than eating vegetables grown in animal shit…

The conversation escalated to a pussy eating competition using a cupcake, so I guess in the end, this motherfucker won. I always win….

Here are some stepLINKS…

Melissa Riso is a Classy Bid in a Bikini
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Michael Pitt and Kirsten Stewart Stole All The Happiness in the Room
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Selfies of Girls Who Forgot to Put Pants On
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Rosie Hungtington Whitely Posing With One Direction…
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Cockatoo Dancing To Daft Punk – A Video I’m Sure White People Fucking Love….
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Chloe Sims Has Seriously Hard Fucking Nipples
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Puppy Playing with Boobs is the Best Thing Ever
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How To Bike Limbo….
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Jordan Ashley is Busty in her Bra…
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425 Pound Gang Member Arrested for the Best Fucking Reason Ever
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8 Pictures of People Who Forgot to Put Away the Dildo
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Rosie Huntington Whitely in a Hot See Through
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A Whole Lot of Pussy – Including Maegan Good’s Tits and Eve’s Nipples at the BET Awards
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These Tits Are Primed For Some Titty Fuck
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Some of the X-Men Cast Off Day in Montreal
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Cat Long Jump Fail
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Some Chick Named Nicole Graves Naked
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Avril Lavigne is Officially Married
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The Faces of Superman’s New Pussy
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Glamour Model Melissa Debling is Topless on the Beach and It Is Lovely…
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Jonny Depp Making Weird Faces Supercut
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Hot Girls in Sports Bras
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Suzanne Quast is Amazing in her Bikini
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Collien Fernandes is one Hot Wet Model
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Some Jordin Sparks Feet for the Fat Feet Fetishists
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Selena Gomez in BE Magazine
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I am Really Into Maegan Good’s Tits
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Sara James Seriously Fucking Cute and Naked
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Lauren Goodger is Amazing in a Bikini
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Johnny Depp and Amber Heard Make it Official
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Pharrell and Will.I.Am are in a Ridiculous Lawsuit Because That’s Why Rich People Do When They Are Bored…
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A Whole Lot of Hot Naked Girls and Their Hot Naked girl Bodies
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Babies Doing Keg Stands
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Reporter Goes on Air Guitar Rampage
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Some Pretty Legendary Thigh Gaps
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Where’s the Pinata Prank is Ridiculous
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Christian Bale Will Not Appear in Justice League
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Arnold VS Ronnie Coleman in Some Bodybuilding Showdown
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Who’s Ass Would You Rather Fuck?
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Joanna Krupa’s Cleavage at the Hard Rock
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The 20 Hottest Photos of Michelle Argyris
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The 25 Sexiest Countries in the World
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Girl Goes to Puke in a Port-o-Potty – Ends Up Covered in Shit – Here’s the Horrible Pic…
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Video Game Characters on Treadmills…
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The 38 Best Drinks for the Summer
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A Whole Bunch of Christina Milian in her Bikini and Fishnets GO

Michael Jackson had a Child Sex Alarm
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Rihanna Hot in a Night Gown
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1000s of Girls Online and Naked Right Now…For Free…
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Gangbaner Banging His Bitch on the Truck of His Car…In Public..Wow
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Girl Dances then Masturbates
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Girl Accidentally drops Towel for the Pizza Boy – LOLZ
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Very Large Labia
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Massive Ass Dildo…Being Dildoed
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Hot Tan Lines Masturbating
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Nice Tits on Cam
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Girl Makes Herself Cum…Shot at a Weird Angle…
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Many Many Many Young Girls Trying To Make a Living Masturbating On Cam For Free….
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