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2013

02

Jul

Jessica Alba for Glamour of the Day

I don’t get overly excited about Jessica Alba, but she’s still Jessica Alba…you see she’s always been hot enough to look at…but she’s also always been fucking annoying. Whether it was never getting naked in her movies despite being cast as the hot chick, to having babies pre-maturely to trap her husband, to now doing some Martha Stewart shit, it’s just been fucking consistent disappointment with her…so I know what she’s posing for magazines, it’s not for a “before and after” expose on mom vaginas…it won’t even be artistic nudes, even after being spread out on the hospital bed birthing, it’s will just always be G-Rated, leaving us wanting nudity, and after so many years, it no longer remains cute, if anything it just makes me mad…

I don’t even really want to see a naked mom of 2 in her 30s…I mean despite the fact that I want to see every single woman ever naked…but it’s not my fetish or something I seek, but her constant tease, the 2 decade old tease, that always ends in disappointment, kinda makes me want it more…

So her she is in August’s Glamour….we’ll leave it at that.

Posted in:Jessica Alba

2013

02

Jul

Aimee Garcia for Dexter’s Season 8 Episode 1 of the Day

I don’t watch Dexter, I know it’s all the fucking rage, people are naming their kids and their dogs after the show, but I’m just not into commitment that lasts 8 seasons…or more…that I tune into week after week…it seems like a scam, maybe even a trap designed to prevent me from living my own life, but rather to keep me inside my house, numb to all the corruption the government is pulling off…

So I’ve never heard of Aimee Garcia, but apparently, the Dexter fans are fucking excited that she’s finally got naked…like a non nude teen model from the late 90s, finally showing her pussy, after years off being a member of her site, it’s happened…and unfortunately it was badly lit and uneventful…but it still fucking happened…

I will say, that I appreciate that TV is going down the sleazy route, the 90s made me think I’d never get my own show, because anything I’d right would involve at least one interracial midget sex scene with real sex to make it more authentic…and by the looks of cable..it looks like they may beat me to it…which is okay, I’m too lazy for success and riches.

Posted in:Aimee Garcia|NSFW

2013

02

Jul

Ashley Tisdale’s Bikini Party of the Day

Ashley Tisdale is in a bikini with a bunch of friends…and for some reason, a reason I call bad judgement, she’s not wearing the Mexican Wrestling Mask I sent her to help her with her face…it’s the new plastic surgery…when plastic surgery doesn’t work…and it’s far more water resistant than a paper bag…

I guess putting a mask in an envelope with a mason jar of dried semen, sent to Disneyland, addressed to “The High School Musical Chick With the Bad Face”….isn’t postal worker friendly…they are unionized and don’t like going out of their way for anyone.

What it comes down to, is duck face or not, Ashley Tisdale has a fit little body, and as much as I make fun of her face, it’s not as bad as it could be, it is just bad in Hollywood standards, and the fact that she’s living in a mansion, making money, gives us the right to demand more out of her…

Seriously, I get so much hate from people when laughing at this asymmetrical looking thing, even though I totally appreciate that she’s trying to offset her inadequacies with fitness…and really her bank account balance proves that face or not, she’s already won, so stop defending her, it’s not like she’s defending you, she’s too busy hanging in her bikini, living the good life.

Posted in:Ashley Tisdale

2013

02

Jul

Nicole Kidman Models Shoes for the Foot Fetishists of the Day

Jimmy Choo’s fall campaign stars Nicole Kidman…the robot/alien ex-wife of Tom Cruise, who happens to own a carrot pie that he probably wasn’t too into eating, because it didn’t have testicles, but that I am totally down with eating, because I’ve never had sex with an official redhead thanks to years of being disgusted by them…and karma not allowing me to get up in one now that I’ve grown as a man and accepted all shades of pubic hair, even the pubic hair that contrasts heavily with the bright pink of the vagina lips that contrasts heavily with the pasty, almost invisible skin.

I know she’s old, I know she’s clothed, I know these pics are about the shoes, something I assume at least one of you has a fetish for, a fetish so consuming you have a pair on right now….because that’s jus the kid of crowd I attract…

I blame THIS NICOLE KIDMAN PHOTOSHOOT …for the boners Nicole Kidman now gives me…

Here’s the campaign.

Posted in:Nicole Kidman

2013

02

Jul

Topless Tribute to Lindsay Lohan for Her Birthday of the Day


If you’re like me, you probably forgot Lindsay Lohan existed.

Which is too bad, because for the longest time I was her biggest fan, I would leave her creepy voicemails and post them to YOUTUBE….and I even became her text message buddy, that lead to me spending a night in her hotel room once, drinking her Vodka and eating her sweet potato fries while she danced to her album that never got released…but then she officially fell off…turned 25 and it all ended…leading to nonsense stories of Rehab and court dates, that made the damage less fun, more repetitive, and if anything just a disappointment…

I like when girls are fucking messes, especially rich girls, it is fun and inspiring, it’s office “I Don’t Give a Fuck, I’m Too Broken”…but unless they take ownership of it…it gets boring fast..and they disappear…even to those of us who really loved her fucking tits..

Well she’s 27 now, old as fuck, this is the year for her to die like she was Cobain, even if to most of us she’s already dead.

I have hope…that there is another round for this one….and if there isn’t, at least we have her amazing tits to remember her by….

Happy Birthday Lohan. This is your year.

If you’re wondering what has happened to her – I am going to assume she’s gone off and had a baby and we have the exclusive footage right here…

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|NSFW

2013

02

Jul

Country Singer Named Jessie James Looks Amazing in a Bikini of the Day

Her name is Jessica James, but she goes by Jessie James, because I guess Jessica is too formal, and not porny enough for an already porno name.

She’s apparently a country star, who just got married, and she’s apparently got ridiculous tits, that I would assume were fake, if she hadn’t posted these bikini pics of herself when she was 17…equally fucking busty…

I guess she’s just a product of good old country living, and more importantly the hormones in the food, especially the dairy, on the ranch I can assume she grew up on, unless of course she’s not real country, but more trailer park country, which based on her style, is pretty fucking possible…a stripper who has sex with family members for meth money who never was…which is disappointing…but at least she’s in a bikini…

TO SEE PICS OF HER IN HER BIKINI BUSTING OUT FOLLOW THIS LINK

Posted in:Jessie James

2013

02

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day


So it was a long weekend, so a few of the 9-5ers who normally don’t go out drinking on Mondays because they have jobs, were out…there were fireworks and shit, and everyone loves fucking fireworks…

I ended up meeting a Greek girl last, and surprisingly she wasn’t fat or hairy and she didn’t smell like garlic…but within a few minutes of us talking I found out that despite being Greek she didn’t go Greek, and never tried Greek, I lost interest, not because I love anal sex that much, I mean it’s kinda shitty, but because that’s not the kind of rebelling I lil…

I mean stand by the one thing your culture should be proud of….Sure don’t participate in the stupid shit, like if you’re arab get out of that Burka and flash them tits like you’re not gonna get stoned, and if you’re Greek…Take it up the pooper.

Here are some morning links….

These Bikini Sluts Are Amazing…Their Horny Fan…Not So Much..
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Amanda Bynes Words of Wisdom…
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Safety Line Saves Demolition Worker…
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Thigh Gap for Everyone
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10 Best Fails of the Week
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Big Tits – Little Nipples in the Ocean
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I want to Eat Nicole Kidman’s Carrot Pie…
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Canada’s Day Editon of Tramp Stamp
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Some Ke$sha Ass…That’s Not So Great…
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Hey Happy Birthday Lindsay Lohan…
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Frasier Getting Frisky in the Pool with a Wallet Fucker
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This Dog’s Got Some Ball Control..
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Worst News Graphic Ever
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I am into this Lollipop…
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Kate Upton is Still in Vogue Brazil
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Fucked Up Random Picture Dump…
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1000s of Girls Online and Naked Right Now…For Free…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

02

Jul

MarisaDD is the DSFCam Girl of the Day

Her name is MarisaDD , I am going to assume that is not her real name, but her DDs ar as fucking real as can be…and fucking incredible…I’ve had DDs a few times, and they’ve always inspired me to be a better man…

She’s one of the models to stare at and fall in love with or at least watch like the pervert you are from behind your computer screen writing her sweet nothings…all from the comfort of your own home, without actually having to leave the house and interact with real people, cuz real people have germs, and let’s be real here, even if you did go out of the house, you’d never have the chance to talk to anything as lovely as MarisaDD….


TO SEE HER PLAYING WITH HER BOOBS AND FLASHING HER BOX (NSFW)
FOLLOW THIS LINK

OR YOU CAN WATCH HER ON CAM (NSFW)
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Posted in:DSFCam

2013

01

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

I want to have sex with an autistic girl. It is retarded. But not as retarded as my friend who got caught having sex with his wife’s twin and tried to play it off that he got confused over which twin it was, in a “I Thought it was you, damn twins and their trickery” kinda way….without realizing no one would believe it, since his wife’s twin is a Fraternal twin, but more importantly, a dude.

Here are some stepLINKS….

Farrah Abraham’s Implants in a Bikini Celebrate Her Going to Rehab
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A Whole Lot of Seriously Busty Chicks
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Ke$ha is Peeing in Faces….I THink..
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Dogs vs Sprinklers
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Demi Lovato in Cosmo
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This Jenna Chick is a Total Whore
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Salma Hayek Cleavage!
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Drew Rosenhaus’ Fiancee Lisa Thomson is Serious
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Fitness Babe Showdown
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Abbey Clancy’s Awesome See Through
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I Want to Fuck Erykah Badu’s Hair
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15 Hot Girls in Front of the Mirror
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Maegan Good’s Dress is Good…Damn Them Titties
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Helen Flanagan Big Cleavage
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3 Naked Tight Bodied Girls
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Monster Truck Does a Double Back Flip
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Thai Guy Gives a Pretty Intense Reminder…
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Guess the Ass!
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Some Girls Mud Wrestling Naked
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Miley Cyrus Shows Off Massive Camel Toe
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Bouncy Tits From A Mother Of 1.
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Ruben Studdard on Biggest Loser
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Some Thigh Gaps
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French Bulldog Fart
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Taylor Swift is a Dirty Pirate Hooker
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Argentina Fans Throw Furniture at Team President
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Is This The Biggest Douche In The Land?
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A Whole Lot of Kate Upton’s Vogue Brazil Pics…
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Babes on Bikes
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Some Big Brother Racism
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Military Homecoming Compilation for Your Cold Dead Heart
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Bally’s Fitness has a Hazardous Amount of Sperm
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Luckiest Biker of the Year
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Michael Jackson Spent 35 Million on 24 Child Molestation Cover Ups
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Hey Girls – Take Off That Bra..
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Some Greek Who Likes Greek Named Elena Papavasilleiou in a Bikini
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Selena Gomez A Pantyless Upskirt?
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8 Of the Sleaziest Filmmakers Ever
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If The Internet Was One Music Video
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A Whole Lot of Friendly Lesbians
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Garbage Truck Eats a Car
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Demi Lovato – Boring By in a Bra for Cosmo
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The 20 Hottest Pics of Some Chick Named Veronika London
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Nicole Kidman in some Jimmy Choo Campaign
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1000s of Girls Online and Naked Right Now…For Free…
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Girl Turns Herself into a Birthday Cake!
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Practicing the Squirt
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Some Girls Really Into Burning Man Getting Facials
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Big Toy Insertion
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From Seat Masturbation
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Finger Banging her Bumhole
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Some Chick Making Candles With Penis
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Banging the Landscaper Has Never Been this Funny…
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Many Many Many Young Girls Trying To Make a Living Masturbating On Cam For Free….
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I Use Sex Toys On Girls – Because I Can’t Make them Cum…But Like When They Do….
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STOP BALDING IN ITS TRACKS…
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Hottest Sex Tape Ever….
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Watch Live Sports!!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

01

Jul

Miley Cyrus Cameltoe is the Hightlight of the Day

Miley Cyrus may not have worn a bikini to the pool party she went to this weekend, but she did may up for it by jacking her romper up her harder than it was a Hip Hop penis, because that’s what happens when your pants are connected to your shirt and your vagina is loose thanks the the execs at Disney getting at her at a young age…from being whored out by her parents, and now being whored out by herself, and I’m a fan of all her tight body does, even if these shorts are making me think there’s a little more meat in the sandwich than you paid for, not always a good thing.

Posted in:Miley Cyrus