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2013

01

Jul

Natalie Morris Topless Modelling of the Day

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This Girl is amazing…and I am not just saying that because I can’t stop staring at her tits…ok maybe I am saying that because I can’t stop staring at her tits in these pics of some fashion magazine…because as you know titties fro fashion is porn to me…

I like to think there is more to this love affair than just tits…you know that it is far less superficial and more along the lines that we are connected at the soul. You know the shit love songs are written about…like a romance novel, not a hardcore porn…

Her name is Natalie Morris…she’s from Portland, she lives in LA, she has representation in Miami and San Francisco too, she loves language, culture and I’m hoping my penis….but I guess we’ll only find out when she starts getting my poetry delivered to her by messenger pigeon…

Either way, she’s hot, she’s going places, and I will probably never have sex with her, which is okay, cuz after these pictures, I already have, in my mind, and it was lovely and very passionate..

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2013

01

Jul

Selena Gomez Isn’t Wearing Underwear in Concert of the Day

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So Selena Gomez, little Dancing Monkey, has decided that acting in shitty movies and TV shows isn’t enough for her, and that it is time for her to become a huge popstar because I guess with being a shitty actor and shitty singer with a fan base, it only makes sense. I mean, Miley did it, right? So everyone needs to do it.

I mean, I guess it could have also stemmed from her fake relationship with homosexual Justin Beiber, you know seeing all that money and those adorning fans from the side stage, giving her a taste and making her think she can do it, cuz she sold her soul years ago, back when her family sold her childhood, and since then has been surrounded by people telling her she’s capable of anything and that she’s good enough even when she’s shit, cuz they know no matter what she’ll sell albums and make them all richer…so keep her happy and confident, it’s key to the formula..

I guess we should all be glad she didn’t learn this dance move I call not wearing panties and showing pubic line, move from Beiber…at least from his stage show..because that is a part of Beiber I think belongs in the privacy of his dress wearing cross dressing because that’s what happens when USHER Raises you on his dick…bedroom….but Gomez, she’s onto something…

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2013

01

Jul

Miley Cyrus and Ke$ha With Gogo Dancers of the Day

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I wonder if these celebrity girls laugh when they meet normal people together.

You know for them, posing with the normals they sell product too all day, like posing with random party girls, is so foreign to them, it’s like us posing with landmarks on vacation, or with an African Tribe on our white person Safari….or some shit.

To me, it looks like both Ke$ha and Miley are taking in all they can from these Gogo dancers, in hopes it will inspire a new song or video or outfit because they are so disconnected from reality, this is there only real taste of it…It’s like take them out of their bubble and make them talk to a normal, who isn’t in the industry, and doesn’t have their own shit going on, freaky….

The only tragedy I see in this is that Ke$ha is ruining the pic, and Miley isn’t tweaking in a bikini, even though it is a pool party, I guess she’s on her period or something…

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2013

01

Jul

Christina Milian Half Naked Mom Erotica of the Day

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Christina Milian posted these pictures of her in a black bikini and fishnets on instagram and I can only assume it was from her kids’ kindergarten end of year party…because this is how responsible moms everywhere dress when hitting the pool…at least that’s what I wish…because it would make creeping not the public pool far more enjoyable…

The reality is that Milian is not with her kid, I don’t think she ever is, she’s got staff and her own mom for that, I mean who wants that bad decision standing in the way of opportunity, career and FUN!!! I mean the thing already destroyed her fucking body, isn’t that enough?! I mean just cuz she wishes it was an abortion, doesn’t mean it can all of a sudden become an abortion, so like all good divorced mom’s, she’s out slutting around…and I totally fucking dig it..even if the baby is at home crying “momma”…preparing for future mental health issues and drug addiction his allowance that stems from guilt will afford….

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2013

01

Jul

Nina Agdal’s in Galore Magazine of the Day

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Nina Agdal, overrated, retarded looking, but the next SI Swimsuit cover…who is probably best known for being Adam Levine’s most recent hooker….

Even if she doesn’t view herself as a hooker, because girls, even actual hookers, prefer to be called a “high class escort”…and since she has her own career and makes her own money…but most importantly, doesn’t charge by the hour, maybe she just thinks this is love….

Real love, that took Adam Levine 4 top model pussies in the last 6 months alone to find…

Real love, that would never happen if Adam Levine was just some aspiring musician she met at a bar, but that did happen because he’s on TV an in Pop Band Maroon 5, and known for dating models, making his penis a right of passage for these girls….something I am sure he appreciates…

Well she’s in Galore, and she’s dressed all American, because I guess that’s the hope that Levine’s sperm will make her…but to me she’s just a mail order bride with a good agent who instead of spamming inboxes spams Bikini companies and gets her marketing their shit…

Here are the pics.

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2013

01

Jul

Nina Dobrev’s Bikini Continues of the Day

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Nina Dobrev is up on the Audrina Patridge HOW TO MAKE YOUR VACATION LOOK LIKE YOU ARE 10 and RETARDED …but unlike Audrina she was clever enough to post a few bikini pics, because let’s face it, that’s all anyone wants to see. It’s like when I’m stalking vacation albums on Facebook, I don’t care about your fat friend being silly, or the lizard by the pool, or even the landmarks you visited, I don’t even like the bikini pics that are awkward and should have been edited out, I want all vacation pics, even if you’re fat, to be posed like a bikini model…I mean what the fuck are you girls thinking? Are you trying to get fans or dudes jerking off to you on Facebook or not…we can’t focus on your failures….

Here’s some little cunty brat from Canada and also from TV… living a better life than you…despite all that hard work you’ve put in at the plant all your life…kinda makes you feel like an asshole, doesn’t it.

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2013

01

Jul

Audrina Patridge Bikinis in Miami of the Day

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Audrina Patridge is in Miami and now that she doesn’t have a job, not that being on THE HILLS was actually ever considered a fucking job, she’s got plenty of time to make stupid twitter vacation montages, like she was a lonely housewife, and this was scrap booking, but that flaw in her strategy is that the PAPARAZZI WERE TAKING ALL THESE BIKINI PICS OF HER …making her artistic vision that looks like it was taken from the Facebook page of a handicapped 10 year old….which makes sense because that’s about the mental capacity Audrina has.

If she really wanted to matter, or entertain her fans, that are probably in their 20s now, or a bunch of pervert dudes, she should focus on leaking nudes, she’s got the fake tits already, she might as well use them…wasn’t that the whole reason her dad bought them?

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2013

01

Jul

Crystal Reed’s Nipple in a See Through Dress of the Day

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Before today, I never heard of Crystal Reed, which would probably explain why she wore a see through dress with no pasties on to whatever event it is she’s attending.

You know, because when you want to be famous and you’re not all that hot, you need to make sure people remember you, especially when you’re invited to the occasional event the paparazzi is shooting pics of…like this one.

Show a little nipple to get a little buzz going…because no one watches some MTV show called Teen Wolf, even though she looks more like the cast of Jersey Shore, both shows that should not even exist, because MTV is supposed to be about the music bro.

But nipples are versatile, they transcend all walks of life, they cross all borders and touch all races, religions and political stance, nipples can be appreciated by all…especially when played off as an “accidental” nipple flash, when everything is intentional.

Good play, next time try it with a little more sex tape…you slut.

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2013

01

Jul

Jennifer Lopez Performing for an Evil Dictator of the Day

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The things tired “Triple Threat” Latinas from the Latina fad sings happy birthday to some Turkmenistan dictator Gurbledonguly Birdmanrishnakhov…why, because she got paid a lot to do it, and if you got money, honey, she’s got her dancing monkey shoes on, because you know that’s kinda the whole basis of her existence, and in these times of her not mattering anymore, she has to take any paying job she can get to feel validated and like she matters, unless of course she’s a spy, in what would be the most annoying spy the USA has ever created, building up some ghetto chick from the Bronx and making her into a popstar so she can infiltrate governments in her 50s, on her retirement cash grab tours…

Here’s what one report had to say…

The singer and actress performed in the former Soviet bloc country on Saturday night. A statement released Sunday by her publicist to The Associated Press said the event was hosted by the China National Petroleum Corp. and wasn’t a political event.
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Lopez’s publicist says the event was vetted by Lopez’s staff: “Had there been knowledge of human rights issues any kind, Jennifer would not have attended.”
The birthday serenade was a last-minute request made by the corporation to Lopez before she took the stage, and she “graciously obliged,” the statement said.

I think the real tragedy here is not that she’s entertaining an evil person, but that they didn’t kidnap her and hold her hostage, but I guess that would go against terrorizing the world, since we would all get up and celebrate her absence…right?

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2013

01

Jul

Glamour Model Rosie Jones Topless at 18 of the Day

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Rosie Jones is 23…so looking at “Leaked” or recently released throwback titty pics of her at 18, when she was officially allowed to finally show her tits in exchange for very low level fame and a possible soccer playing baby daddy retirement plan…and so much has changed…I mean look how she is built and poses the exact fucking same as she does now…because she’s a natural and it just comes easy to her? Maybe. But I’m thinking it has more to do with her job being a fucking joke and all it required was a good set of tits, something she’s got…now look at em..

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