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2013

28

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

I don’t know if I like technology anymore. Sure, it allows me to meet pussy from all over the world and request nudes, nudes that are easier to produce and send, rather than old school photo developing and polaroids you usually had to date a girl to get..

But, it is making people self involved, socially awkward cunts who don’t know anything about being polite…

I just held the door open for a bitch, she didn’t thank me and I can only blame her being too busy taking selfies and texting to but even realize other people exist unless they like her status update….

But then again, it allows me to walk into them intentionally and grope them intentionally when they have no idea I am doing it intentionally…cuz they are too busy staring at their phones…

Other fun things that happened on my walk….I saw a girl yelling on the phone with her bf and she said “Next guy I’m see I’m gonna fuck”, so I waved to her, and she gave me the finger…

Then I told another girl walking her unfixed bulldog that he had nice balls – turns out that’s not a good pick-up line

Life entertains me, it’s the weekend, get out there…or Add me to FACEBOOK, I’M LOOKING FOR FRIENDS

Here are some stepLINKS…

Courtney Stodden Ridiculous Tits in a Rainbow Bikini to Celebrate Gay Marriage
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Ladies in Lingerie
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Cher Claims Tom Cruise Fucked Her – Which Makes Sense Since She’s a Tranny
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The 17th Annual Hooters Bikini Contest
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Brian Austin Green is Back on TV…They Should Kill Him Off From Real Life….
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Bagpipe Thunderstruck
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This Topless Model is Alright…
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A Couple UK Looking Sluts Topless Showering in Bikini Bottoms
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Dude Eats 3 Ghost Peppers with the Best Sidekick Ever
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Adrienne Bailon Rockin’ Some Serious Cleavage
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Nick Stahl Got Caught With Meth
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Hunting Dogs VS Wild Boar – It’s Sad To Watch But Still Crazy
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10 Girls in Bikinis Falling Down
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Heidi Klum Keeps her Children’s Hair for Art Projects…Racist
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Some Hot Asses
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It is a Sponge or is it Bread
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Some Dude Claims MJ Banged Him When he was 7
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Some Suicidal Dude Doesn’t Want to be Filmed
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Arianny Celeste is a Stripping Princess Leia
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College Students Who Smoke Pot are More Likely To Have Sex
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Sexual Innuendo Animated GIFs
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Her Name is Lucy V – She’s Topless By the Pool
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Guess Who Judged the Miss Hooters Contest…
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Martha Stewart Admits to Threesomes…
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Maria Menounos in some Ill Fitting Shorts
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Some Greek Bitch With a Rockin’ Half Naked Body
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I Always Knew Bert and Ernie Were Poofters
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Some Italian Soccer Groupie in a Thong
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The 20 Hottest Blondes in the World
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Paz de la Huerta is My Dream
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Dog VS Fireworks
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Crazy Rainstorm at the Hong Kong Airport
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Mandy Moore Lives and She Has Nipples
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Today in Pet Parrot News….
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True Love is Comes When You Find Someone to Catch Your Shit
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Black Fishnet Pussy Close Up
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Awesome Mexican TV Wardrobe Malfunction
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Today in Mixed Wrestling
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Ellen Page Wants Better Porn for Chicks
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Girls in Front of the Mirror
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1000s of Girls Online and Naked Right Now…For Free…
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Masturbating on the Toilet!
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14 Minutes of Vagina Weirdness
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Pretty Naked Lap Dance at a Music Festival
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Ass Fisting in a Public Bathroom….
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Girl Fucks a Deoderant Can
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Make-Up Masturbation Squirt
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Girl Hydrates After Anal Play
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I Am Going To Become Friends with Remy Lacroix
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Lesbians Who Live Together
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Many Many Many Young Girls Trying To Make a Living Masturbating On Cam For Free….
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I Use Sex Toys On Girls – Because I Can’t Make them Cum…But Like When They Do….
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Hey Bald Motherfucker – Sort it Out
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I love Teen Mom Farrah…..
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Watch Live Sports!!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

28

Jun

Kendall Jenner’s Teen Bikini Wearing Body with Puppies of the Day

The best way to creep up a picture, you may feel creepy looking at, because she’s only 17, is to throw in a couple of puppies, because puppies are the same thing you would throw into your pitch in conversation with them, provided you ran into them at the park…You would even have a leash to make the “lost puppy” and need for help angle more believable…

I live in Canada, 16 is legal, so 17 year olds in bikinis don’t excite me, if anything I find them as annoying as all teens who get all loud in public…they can’t handle their booze, they don’t know how to bang, even though they aren’t virgins, and they don’t really have a clue in how the world works, especially when they are coddled rich brats like these Kardashians…

The only thing decent about a 17 year old, is that they aren’t fat or dumpy, or as 25 year olds like to call it “Womanly”…code for fat….

At 17, with Olympic genes, staying fit is easy, and it looks good, almost good enough for her dreams of being a Victoria’s Secret model, a sign of how ridiculous our world has become, you know that the youth want to be bikini model.

Even though I can’t see anything bad in having a generation of girls trying to look like bikini models…because it’s better than having a generation of girls wanting to be fat lazy pics with 3 kids on welfare addicted to baked goods….

Either way, here’s the long legs in a bikini holding puppies…and it’s not as bad as the rest of the horrible family…but then again, nothing really is.

Posted in:Kendall Jenner

2013

28

Jun

Hayden Panettiere Comparing Fake Tits with a Statue of the Day

You will all be able to relate to this…you know since some of the best sex you have had…and some of the hottest tits you have played with have been attached to inanimate objects..like that mannequin you found in the back alley and turned into your girlfriend for a few years before you broke her trying to drill her a new asshole…

For those of you less lonely and sad, you’ve all been in stores, or next to statues, and done something semi-perverted for a cheap laugh…

For some reason when Hayden Panettiere does it it is far less obvious and annoying…if anything it is kinda hot…but not because Hayden Panettiere is hot, but because I know she’s only doing it to compare her fake tits, with those fake tits, and whenever chicks compare tits, I get excited…

To See Outtakes from her 2009 GQ Shoot CLICK HERE

Posted in:Hayden Panettiere

2013

28

Jun

Crazy Bitch is my Dream Girl of the Day

I don’t know the story behind this video, but I know it is amazing.

Part of me assumes it may be staged…but then I realize she’s a chick, and well chicks are fucking nuts, especially when you have sex with them.

From what I see, the dude rejects a woman, she comes back to have the last word, he calls her son a mutant, she attacks him, and he throws her in the pool…before she starts dismantling the fence, throwing a fucking tantrum, and another dude comes and throws her in the pool.

She gets arrested, then dude starts yelling at the cops about not doing their job, cuz he’s an idiot, and if you wanted that overview, you could have just watched the fucking video.

What it comes down to is that girls are insane, any straight dude knows that, and I actually appreciate her passion….

Posted in:Videos

2013

28

Jun

Naya Rivera in a Bikini of the Day

I thought the whole basis of Glee was where the freaks got together and sang while the cool good looking people were out being cool and good looking…You know a way for losers to congregate and be social and fantasize about a celebrity that in real life would never happen, because ugly people, except maybe Lady Gaga, just don’t get famous. It is against the rules. No matter how good they sing and dance and turn pop songs into homo friendly Broadway show tunes, they are forced to work in community theater at night, after working their shitty menial job, and dreaming of what could have been if they were born someone else, while petting one of their many cats, before deciding to take destiny by the balls, and make a viral video that goes viral, forcing the evil entertainment industry to attach themselves to you, after slamming the door in your face so many times, because the public wants you now, and they figure they want to make money off you…That is the world we live in.

Not that I’ve ever seen Glee, or this Naya Rivera chcik, who is sexing things up with a tiny fit body and some fake lips to make her look sultry. I guess breaking free from that evil empire that is GLEE, where I assume she plays the hot chick, to do give boners with her weird belly button and youthful body to single men who have never seen the show. I appreciate that.


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Posted in:Naya Rivera

2013

28

Jun

Holly Peers is Today’s Page 3 Girl of the Day


Holly Peers is today’s Newspaper tits that make the news far easier to jerk off to, unless you’re weird and find Nelson Mandela dying, Gay Marriage Laws being Passed, Football players going to jain and all the other fun stuff worth jerking off to…but I prefer stripper tits.

Posted in:Holly Peers|NSFW

2013

28

Jun

Paulina Gretzky is Still in a Bikini of the Day

So apparently Paulina Gretzky let’s some pro Golfer named Dustin Johnson put inside her hole…but more importantly she is at the most expensive and luxurious hotel in Barbados, because being born into money leads to a great life filled with opportunity, even though you don’t realize it because you’ve been fully absorbed in it all your life, and haven’t figured out how the other 90 percent don’t have private chefs, maids or fly private…

But none of that matters, she’s in a bikini and has my favorite kind of body, skinny and lean, long and lovely, and the fact she used her allowance that is probably an absurd allowance on fake tits, makes her fucking perfect.

I am a fan. I’d like her to cannon ball onto my dick.


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Posted in:Paulina Gretzky

2013

28

Jun

Briley Hale is a New Model and She’s Modeling of the Day


Briley Hale is not a very major model, but she’s pretty fucking lovely to look at.

She’s signed to Wilhelmina Denver, which in the event you don’t know, is not a major agency, despite Denver being the fashion center of the fucking world….

So these pictures of her in her bathing suit, should really be her in New York working for free for some trendy photographer’s personal collection, because that’s how trendy photographers get laid, it’s not the fact that they make millions on the corporate jobs, but rather the eagerness of young hot girls with a dream.

I guess this Colorado chick, is just a little more Christian than that, at least for now…but I predict, as I do with all models, and that I am right about with all models, making it hardly a prediction and more a waiting out the inevitable, that we will see this girl’s nipples soon enough…and in the mean time here she is wet…

Posted in:Briley Hale

2013

28

Jun

Mariah Carey’s Being Patriotic of Macy’s

I would like someone to photoshop a dick in where the MIC is….because her facial expression is one I like pretending she’s making before taking a load on her face from some record exec who was in his 60s and owned Sony music who she married back when talent wasn’t enough to get famous.

I’m not interested in any of that Nick Cannon shit, so make the dick white and Jewish, like she pretended to like when she was coming up…

And while you do that, I’ll watch this video of her Popped Dress Almost Gives Me Boners…of the Day

To see more of her being patriotic for Macy’s CLICK HERE

Posted in:Mariah Carey

2013

28

Jun

Barbara Palvin’s Victoria’s Secret 2013 Work of the Day


Barbara Palvin isn’t all that hot, I mean she’s 19 and half naked, what 19 an half naked chick do you know wouldn’t be worthy of jerking off to, especially if you’ve committed your life to one woman who is pushing 50 and all you’ve seen is the neglect that she’s had for herself all these years…cellulite ridden and loose stomached…blaming you for it and guilting you for it…cuz she had your kids for you and now you owe her….even though you know if it wasn’t you, it’d be some other asshole, and you wish it was, so you could be free to spend your 60,000 dollars a year seducing 19 year olds who are happy getting a free Subway sandwich on a date, rather than the 21 year olds who know how to take a dude for a ride….

The only moment of peace you have is when you get to stare at your daughter’s friends in their bikinis…

Now I may be confused how this Palvin went from Hungarian to top model, when normally there are a few human trafficking stops in between, but I’ll post her Victoria’s Secret 2013 work anyway, cuz she’s half naked and 19 and that’s good enough for me.

Posted in:Barbara Palvin